What are you doing, Mr. President? I'm just an extra!

In the food preparation room, the air conditioning was set to sixteen degrees Celsius, but Lu Li was still sweating profusely.

He leaned against the stainless steel countertop, panting heavily, looking just like a Tang Monk who had just crawled out of the Spider Cave.

The chemical reaction produced when these three women get together is more terrifying than nuclear fusion.

If he had to choose, he would rather fight ten Ye Fans hand-to-hand than apply sunscreen to this group of demons again.

That feeling of being scrutinized, being fought over, as if you were about to be swallowed whole, skin and bones, in the next second.

It's really hard on the kidneys.

I had just opened a bottle of Evian to calm my nerves when my mind suddenly exploded.

【bite--!】

[High-alert warning! Deadly threat detected!]

[The Hazard Detection Radar (Extended Version) is now forcibly activated!]

[Source of danger: Ye Fan's "Shadow Assassins"]

Lu Li's hand trembled, and half a bottle of Evian spilled onto his crotch, feeling cool and refreshing.

Right in the center of your field of vision, a blood-red skull logo is dancing wildly, while the bright red countdown next to it is jumping around in a way that makes your heart pound.

10...

9...

He lunged toward the porthole, his enhanced vision instantly focusing and locking onto the sea behind him.

On that dilapidated fishing boat, a burly man with a fierce face was kneeling on the deck, carrying a thick pipe on his shoulder.

[Holy crap?!]

[Dude! You've wandered onto the wrong set! This is a lighthearted urban romance novel, not *Wolf Warrior 3*!]

[Using rocket launchers at the slightest provocation? Where's the martial ethics?!]

Despite the complaints, my body reacted faster than my brain.

Lu Li threw away the water bottle and smashed open the cockpit door.

The old captain was holding a purple clay teapot, humming "Sister, you sit at the bow of the boat," and had just reached the climax of the song.

"Hey, Xiao Lu, what's wrong with you...?"

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Li shoved him into the passenger seat. The teapot traced an arc and shattered on the ground with a "crack".

"Hold on tight!"

Lu Li roared.

His hands moved like afterimages, leaping wildly across the densely packed dials.

That hand speed is so fast, even calling him a magician who's been single for thirty years would be an understatement.

Finally, he gripped the throttle valve lever tightly and pushed it all the way down.

on the deck.

Su Feiyan had just pushed her sunglasses up to her head, preparing to "kill" Shen Weilan, who was still live-streaming, with her eyes.

Gu Qingcheng was elegantly adjusting her slipped swimsuit strap, exuding the charm of a movie queen.

Sudden--

The deck beneath my feet trembled violently.

The two 4000-horsepower MTU engines roared like wild beasts at the same time, and the force of the thrust almost sent them flying on the spot.

"What happened?"

Gu Qingcheng exclaimed in surprise, her face turning pale.

Before she could even stand up straight, Lu Li's terrified thoughts exploded simultaneously in the minds of the three women.

【Son of a bitch!】

[To kill me, they actually wanted to blow up the entire ship of people into fireworks!]

What?

The three women's hearts skipped a beat.

Before he could process this chilling information, the burly man pulled the trigger.

"call out--"

A sharp whistling sound tore through the sea breeze.

A rocket trailing a white plume of smoke hurtled towards the waterline on the side of the yacht.

A sure-fire strategy.

Inside the cockpit, Lu Li's top-notch yacht driving technology was operating at full power.

In that instant, the 80-meter-long steel behemoth seemed to transform into his extended limbs.

"The drainage ditch bends... Get out there, you idiot!"

He gritted his teeth, veins bulging on his forehead, and muscles bulging in his arms. His expensive white shirt ripped with a mournful sound, completely ruined.

A miracle happened.

Or rather, Newton must have turned in his grave.

Weighing hundreds of tons, the "Poseidon" drifted sideways on the sea like an AE86 on Mount Akina when it was speeding at full speed, defying hydrodynamics!

The massive ship slid and spun out, creating a white wall of waves tens of meters high, resembling a tsunami.

The deck is tilted at a 45-degree angle.

"ah--!"

Shen Weilan screamed and lost her balance, sliding like a rag doll towards the exposed railing, about to fall into the sea and be fed to the sharks.

At the critical moment.

One hand.

He gripped her wrist tightly.

Su Feiyan!

This domineering female CEO remained as steady as a mountain even under such extreme weightlessness.

She gripped the armrest of the beach chair with one hand and pulled Shen Weilan with the other. Her proud long legs demonstrated amazing core strength, directly clamping down on the waist of Gu Qingcheng, who had also slipped and fallen beside her.

The Lafite, fruit platter, and sunscreen on the table all flew out and crashed into the sea.

"boom--!!!"

The rocket grazed the high-raised starboard side of the ship, a hair's breadth away from a great miss.

Then, an explosion occurred on the sea less than ten meters from the yacht.

The fireball rose into the air, and the shockwave, carrying tons of seawater, formed a massive, sky-covering "wall of water" that crashed down upon the building.

"Splash—"

All that remained was the sound of seawater crashing against the bulletproof glass and the deck.

After rocking violently a few times, the yacht finally managed to straighten itself.

The deck was a mess.

The three women were soaking wet and their hair was completely messed up.

Seawater dripped down Su Feiyan's hair, and her semi-transparent sun-protective shirt clung tightly to her body, outlining her voluptuous curves.

But at this moment, no one is in the mood to appreciate this.

In the corner, Shen Weilan's phone was stuck in a gap in the railing, the camera still stubbornly working.

The live stream was silent for a full three seconds.

Then, the live chat exploded.

What was that just now? Was it a sea monster?

[Holy crap! A yacht drifting? Is the captain some kind of reincarnation of Takumi Fujiwara?]

[Special effects, right? This is definitely special effects! Was that thing that just flew by a missile?!]

[I see it now! It's an RPG! Is this a Hollywood film set?!]

Who is this captain? We should thoroughly investigate whether his ancestors piloted Gundams!

Inside the cockpit.

Lu Li slumped in the chair, his pants soaked with sweat mixed with the water he had just spilled, looking utterly disheveled.

Almost.

The whole series ended in just 0.01 seconds.

Ye Fan...

[That bastard's ruthless; he actually dared to use firearms...]

[Thank goodness I have a system... thank goodness I'm a cheater... otherwise I really would be done for today.]