Huayu Entertainment: The Birth of a Succubus Top Star

"Killing you is like shooting at a bucket of dead fish."

"When the East is dark, the West is bright; I'm just like your father."

"His arms look like polyps."

"Go husk corn, you idiot!"

"You're like a ribbonfish that's been farting for three months."

……

Lin Gengxin went all out, determined to fight the haters until dawn.

Damn, do these black bastards really think he's a pushover?

Let them experience the linguistic artistry of Northeastern men.

"Damn it, Lin Gou, you're still cursing here while your good buddy Gu Zhiyan is about to die."

A message caught Lin Gengxin's eye.

Damn, these little black guys are going too far!

Unable to win an argument, he resorted to cursing his brother.

"Shut up, I'll beat you until your own mother won't recognize you!"

Just as Lin Gengxin was about to give the haters a hard time, he suddenly noticed dozens of similar comments scrolling across his screen.

"Seriously, go check the trending topics! Gu Zhiyan is really dying!"

Could there really be so many people playing this "hellish joke" at the same time?

Lin Gengxin opened the trending topics with a head full of questions, and was instantly stunned!

The prominent trending topics on the hot search list told Lin Gengxin that this was damn real!

How can a perfectly healthy person suddenly be gone?

After standing there for a moment, Lin Gengxin lost all interest in arguing with the haters and immediately called her assistant.

"Book me the earliest flight to Xiangshan, Zhejiang Province tomorrow."

Brother Yan, you have to hold on!

At least let your brother see you one last time!

"Brother, there's no airport in Xiangshan," the assistant said after checking.

"Um, then let's book the nearest airport. But forget it, that's too much trouble. Let's go now, by car."

Lin Gengxin is currently in Jinling. If she sets off now, it will only take five or six hours by car to get there.

Like Lin Gengxin, many artists who were familiar with Gu Zhiyan were alarmed.

The small Xiangshan XX Hospital will surely be incredibly lively tomorrow!

……

Around 11 p.m., Gu Zhiyan woke up slowly and found herself in a hospital room with an IV drip in her right hand.

What's going on?

Did I time travel again?

If you're going to time travel, fine, but why are you born with a sickly appearance?

Please, please don't let it be some kind of terminal illness.

With doubts in her mind, Gu Zhiyan turned her head and saw Song Yi dozing off with his chin resting on his hand.

Thank goodness, Song Yi is here, which proves that he didn't time travel again.

He probably drank too much, and everyone was worried, so they took him to the hospital.

We'll ask Song Yi about the specifics later. The most urgent thing is to go to the toilet; I'm holding my pee and can't hold it in any longer.

"Brother, you're awake. Are you alright? Do you feel unwell anywhere?"

Gu Zhiyan's sudden movement startled Song Yi, who was dozing off beside her. Song Yi asked with a mixture of surprise and concern.

"It's okay, I'm perfectly fine."

Gu Zhiyan was indeed in great shape. He woke up feeling refreshed and not drunk at all.

Although I drank a bit too much, it was just like a normal person blacking out. My body, which has been modified by the system, is really strong, and the speed at which it metabolizes alcohol is beyond common sense.

"You drank so much, how could you be alright? I was terrified," Song Yi patted his chest, looking shaken.

Seeing that Gu Zhiyan was about to get up, Song Yi immediately said, "Brother, don't move around, just lie down and rest."

"Um, I need to use the restroom."

"Then let me help you up."

Gu Zhiyan quickly waved her hand: "No need, no need, I can manage by myself."

"How can you do this yourself? Give me the IV drip, I'll hold it for you."

Without saying a word, Song Yi supported Gu Zhiyan with one hand and took the IV drip with the other.

Entering the bathroom, Gu Zhiyan said, "Ruoruo, give me the IV drip, you can go out for a bit."

"Brother, there isn't even a place to hang an IV drip in this hospital restroom. Let me carry it for you," Song Yi said, glancing at the restroom with a slightly flushed face.

"Really, you don't need to. I can manage on my own."

"You have to listen to me this time. You're weak right now. If something happens to you, I won't be able to explain it to anyone else."

Song Yi, who is usually well-behaved and obedient, seemed to have made up her mind at this moment, and her tone left no room for doubt.

Gu Zhiyan: ...

He was weak then, but now he's in great shape and can take on ten people at once.

Unable to persuade the girl, Gu Zhiyan could only nod in agreement.

"Brother, don't move. Take the IV drip for me." Song Yi shoved the IV drip into Gu Zhiyan's hand, and then...

"No, no, I can do this myself."

Gu Zhiyan didn't expect Song Yi to push his luck and reach out to pull the zipper.

"Brother, you're a patient right now, there's nothing to be ashamed of."

Gu Zhiyan: ...

Who's the one who's shy? Your blush is all the way to your ears.

Forget it, let her do whatever she wants.

Xiao Yan is a man of the world; if the girl doesn't mind, why is he being so coy?

Tao, Fu...

With a flushed face and burning ears, Song Yi transformed into "Voldemort".

Lying in the hospital bed, Gu Zhiyan was wide awake, partly because she had already slept for several hours, and partly because although she had relieved her urge to urinate, she was now holding back something else.

Seeing the high mound of blankets, Gu Zhiyan quickly turned to the side.

"Brother, are you feeling terrible?"

After coming out of the bathroom, Song Yi, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Gu Zhiyan didn't expect that Song Yi was actually pretending to doze off, and that he wasn't actually asleep.

Song Yi: Having just witnessed the vastness of the world, how could I possibly fall asleep?

"You really treat me like a child. I'm several years older than you."

As soon as Song Yi finished speaking, Gu Zhiyan felt a hand...

After a long while, Song Yi shook his sore hands and said, "Brother, you're still weak, so that's all for today. I'll wait until you're feeling better before..."

Gu Zhiyan: ...

I'm perfectly fine now, not weak at all!

Forget it, there's no point in talking about this now.

We'll talk about the future another day.

Gu Zhiyan voiced her doubts: "Ruo Ruo, what exactly happened today? How did I end up at the hospital?"

"After you finished filming that scene, you just lay there motionless... The staff said you drank about four catties of baijiu (Chinese liquor)... It was terrifying, everyone was scared, and they rushed you to the hospital."

Four catties of baijiu?

No wonder he was so drunk.

Look at the mess this has made!

Gu Zhiyan was just sighing when Song Yi continued, "Brother, take a look at the trending topics."

What's wrong with trending topics?

Song Yi hesitated, then said, "Take a look for yourself. I don't know how to explain this."

Gu Zhiyan picked up her phone, opened Weibo, and was immediately speechless.

So, he inexplicably became a "dying person"?