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This multinational video conference hosted by UNESCO ultimately concluded in a predictable manner.

South Korea's application to have its "ancestral worship culture" listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site was rejected by the review committee with a unanimous vote.

The reason is just one simple sentence.

"With pearls and jade before us, even humble stones cannot compare."

When this result is made public through official channels.

The entire online world of China has once again been plunged into an even more frenzied and boiling ocean than before!

"We won! We won! Hahahaha!"

"I knew it! I knew it! Compared to the miraculous ancestral worship ceremony of the young master, what are those insignificant things from South Korea worth?"

"With such gems before us, even the humblest stones pale in comparison! That line is a stroke of genius! It's so damn satisfying! I think even the experts at UNESCO are fans of this young master!"

Countless netizens spontaneously launched another massive online movement to "protect China".

They expressed their excitement and pride in the most direct and simple way.

at the same time.

In stark contrast to the jubilation in the Chinese online world, there was only silence and lamentation on the other side of the Korean internet.

On their external websites, those netizens who were previously jumping around and clamoring that "ancestor worship is the ultimate sovereign right of the universe" all fell silent instantly after the result of the failed application for intangible cultural heritage status was announced, like ducks with their necks being choked.

Their forums and their social media fell into an eerie silence.

Occasionally, a few people, unwilling to accept defeat, would stubbornly persist in their arguing.

"This is unfair! This is unfair! This is a conspiracy by the Chinese! They bribed the judges with money!"

"That's right! That Wu Family Village is clearly run by nouveau riche! Their ancestral worship is nothing but an empty performance built on money! It has none of the depth and substance of what we in South Korea do!"

But this feeble explanation was quickly and thoroughly refuted by netizens in their own country who were still somewhat rational.

"Stop embarrassing yourself! Are you blind? Didn't you see what kind of discipline and presence that was? You call that an 'empty performance'?"

"Exactly! Compared to theirs, our so-called 'ancestral temple rituals' are like a makeshift opera troupe performing in the village! I'm ashamed for you!"

"Admit it! We lost! We lost fair and square! We shouldn't have touched things that weren't even ours to begin with!"

A major discussion about "cultural confidence" and "historical legitimacy" has quietly emerged on the South Korean internet.

Wujia Village, Ancestral Hall Square.

The "drinking together" segment, filled with chivalrous spirit and family cohesion, has come to an end.

The grand clan banquet for a thousand people has officially begun.

In the square, hundreds of huge round tables made of golden nanmu wood were already filled with all kinds of mouthwatering delicacies.

Among all Chinese dishes, even Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, made with 50-year-old fish maw and 100-year-old sea cucumber, is considered ordinary...

Each dish is meticulously prepared by renowned chefs using the finest ingredients.

The air was filled with the aroma of food and the rich, savory scent of "Supreme Moutai".

The entire square was enveloped in a joyful, peaceful, and festive atmosphere.

The villagers sat around the table, enjoying their meal and toasting each other.

Their faces were beaming with genuine, happy smiles.

Inside the main control room.

Su Qinghuan looked at the lively scene on the screen, full of the warmth of everyday life, and a relaxed smile appeared on her face.

"Old Wang, give the camera a panoramic view of the banquet."

"Let's cut to a few more close-ups, and take more pictures of the food and the smiles on the villagers' faces."

"Let the viewers in the live broadcast room also experience the flavor of the New Year in our Wujia Village."

Su Qinghuan used the phrase "our Wu Family Village" very naturally in her tone.

Even she herself didn't realize it.

"Received!" Old Wang replied, skillfully operating the main control panel.

The live stream began switching back and forth between different corners of the banquet.

Those top-notch dishes, comparable to Michelin three-star cuisine, and those beaming, happy faces, were clearly presented to every viewer through the camera lens.

Once again, a chorus of "wailing" erupted in the live stream room.

"Holy crap! I can't take this anymore! I'm eating pig swill in the company cafeteria, and you show me this? Streamer, do you have any humanity left?"

"My saliva is practically soaking my phone screen! That Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! That Wagyu beef! Ahhhh! I want to eat it so badly!"

"I'm so envious! This is what a real Chinese New Year should be like! Money, leisure, family, and delicious food! What more could one ask for in life!"

"Wait! Guys! Look at the comments! Something terrible has happened!"

Just as everyone was immersed in envying the delicious food, a series of highlighted comments suddenly started scrolling wildly across the screen.

"Breaking News! Breaking News! South Korea's application for UNESCO World Heritage status backfires spectacularly!"

"Official UNESCO certification: With such outstanding examples preceding us, even the humblest stones cannot compare!"

"Young Master is awesome! China is awesome!"

The moment I saw these comments.

The entire live stream room exploded once again!

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