A jinx, me? But I bring good fortune to my whole family!

Chapter 51: A Great Humiliation Occurs, All That's Left is His Underpants!

The crisp, childlike voice startled Su Xiulan, and the robbers were also taken aback before bursting into laughter.

"This little girl is quite knowledgeable; she knows a lot!"

The man with the protruding ears was laughing so hard tears were almost streaming down his face. He brandished the stick in his hand, pointing it at Nuannuan, "Yes, we're the robbers! Where did your mother hide the money? Tell me, and I promise I won't hit you!"

Nuannuan shook her little head and earnestly pointed to her little finger, saying, "My mom said that robbing is wrong."

The one-eyed man sneered, "Heh, then I'll beat you up, won't I?"

Nuannuan shook her head again. "That's definitely not right either. But you all said there's no one here, so does that mean Nuannuan can rob you?"

The room fell silent as soon as he said that.

Su Xiulan was so anxious that tears welled up in her eyes. She quickly turned around and covered her daughter's mouth, saying, "My little darling, please don't say anything more!"

One-Eyed Dragon laughed so hard his stomach hurt, as if he'd heard the funniest joke in the world. "Hey, you little brat, you're so small, but you've got some nerve. Trying to rob us? I could crush you with one finger!"

Su Xiulan was even more frightened, her eyes turning fierce. "You two hurry up and take your sister away. I'll hold them off."

As soon as her warm mouth was freed, she said in a childish voice, "I have companions too!"

"Right behind you!"

"Who?"

One-Eyed Dragon subconsciously turned around, and at that moment, a foul-smelling black wind swept by. Only then did One-Eyed Dragon realize that, without him noticing, a large snake had appeared on the wall.

It was a huge snake head, pure black, with a pair of vertical pupils staring intently at him, as if it could pounce and devour him at any moment.

The snake's head was bigger than a millstone, its body gleamed coldly, and it flicked out a scarlet tongue, making a hissing sound that sent chills down one's spine.

Who's trying to rob the little darling? Don't they want to live?!

A gruff voice rang in her mind, and Nuannuan stared in shock.

So Uncle Black Snake can talk too. I thought he was mute.

The smile on the one-eyed man's face froze instantly. His mouth opened so wide it could fit a duck egg, and he lost his grip on the wooden stick, which fell to the ground with a thud.

The others fared even worse; their legs went weak, their crotches became soaked, and a foul, fishy smell wafted out.

Su Xiulan was so frightened that she trembled and instinctively shielded the children in her arms.

Da'an and Xiao'an were also scared and dared not look at the giant snake.

Being robbed was bad enough, but now this big guy has shown up. It looks like we're not only going to lose money today, but we might also lose our orders.

While everyone was still stunned, the black snake had already climbed down from the wall. When the one-eyed dragon saw that the snake was coming towards him, he was so frightened that he ran away.

The henchmen who were lying on the ground scrambled to their feet and ran outside in a flurry.

They were using every ounce of their strength, running faster than someone being chased by a dog.

Before they could run more than a few steps, a tremendous force struck them, and they fell to the ground with a series of thuds, their bones nearly shattering.

The woman who had led the way was no exception; she screamed like a pig being slaughtered, rolled her eyes, and charged straight over.

"No, don't eat me! I haven't showered in a year, my flesh is rotten!"

The one-eyed man knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly. In no time, blood was already seeping from his forehead.

The other brothers followed suit, and the empty streets were filled with desperate pleas for mercy.

Nuannuan opened her eyes in her mother's arms, and with her little legs, she ran over excitedly instead of being afraid.

Before Su Xiulan could stop her, the little girl had already run to the giant snake, stood on tiptoe, and gently patted the terrifying snake's head with her little hand.

"Uncle Black Snake, be good, don't scare the uncles. If you scare the meat sour, it won't taste good."

Uncle Black Snake?

This giant beast actually listens to this little girl?

Su Xiulan, Da'an, and Xiao'an stared at the tiny figure that was only one-tenth the height of the snake's body, their minds in complete turmoil.

Su Xiulan suddenly remembered that when she found Xiao Jin, there seemed to be a black snake. Could this be the one?

But the size difference is just too great. That one was just a slightly larger snake, but this one in front of us could easily be mistaken for a python.

Nuan Nuan turned around, smiling as she looked at the robbers who were already terrified, revealing two cute little tiger teeth.

"Now, the rules of the game have changed; it's Nikki's turn to rob us!"

She put her little hands on her hips, trying to look fierce, but she looked like a little glutinous rice ball who had stolen an adult's clothes, both cute and eerie.

"Hand over all the money! And the bills!"

The four robbers didn't dare to say a word. This wasn't a little girl; she was a little devil who brought the King of Hell out for a stroll!

"Here! Take it all, little miss, have mercy!"

The one-eyed man trembled as he pulled out a handful of loose change and a dozen crumpled grain coupons from his pocket, and hurriedly threw them to Nuannuan.

The other underlings followed suit, emptying their pockets completely, afraid that if they were too slow, they would become the giant snake's meal.

Nuannuan looked at the tiny bit of food on the ground and pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Why is there only this much? Are you hiding something else on you?"

The one-eyed man was on the verge of tears, and then pulled some more out of his belt.

Seeing that their leader had taken out the items from his belt, the other robbers dared not hide anything anymore.

The items that were handed out on the soles of the shoes, the belt, and the underwear were much more numerous than before.

Nuannuan nodded in satisfaction and waved to Su Xiulan, "Mommy, the robber uncle gave me money and tickets, come and get them quickly!"

The robbers were devastated! This wasn't a gift; it was a robbery.

"But they're too poor; this little bit isn't even enough to fill a tooth gap for us!"

Robber: Your teeth have such big gaps.

Su Xiulan didn't know how she got through it. Looking at the large amount of money and bills in her hand, she felt like she was dreaming.

[Warmhearted baby! Don't just look at the money! Their clothes are nice too, those military overcoats are brand new. And they even have Lei Feng hats! Strip them off, strip them all off!]

Nuannuan was a little disgusted; it was something a stinky man had worn, and he hadn't showered in a year, so it must smell bad.

[Sell it on the black market, that's how you trade it for food!]

Little Green, always eager for excitement, couldn't wait to get involved herself.

Nuannuan suddenly felt that what Xiaolv said was also true.

"Little Greenie, I'm leaving her in your care!"

Nuannuan suddenly smiled, waved her little hand, and a huge blade of grass suddenly appeared in front of her.

【Ahhh! Warm baby, you finally got this old man out!】

Little Green waved its leaves, first slapping the faces of several robbers across the face.

The robbers were so disoriented from the beating that they wondered if they were hallucinating.

When they finally came to their senses, they suddenly felt a chill all over their bodies. Why was it so cold?

Looking down, he realized he was completely naked except for a pair of shorts.

The woman was in slightly better condition; she still had a thermal undershirt on.

"Ahhh..."

The robbers were on the verge of tears; was this even a robbery?

He was left with only his underwear after the robbery!

That little girl, though she seemed innocent and naive when she smiled, was far more ruthless than these robbers! They only wanted to steal money; they never imagined that even their clothes would be stripped off.

This is an absolute humiliation!

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