Qin Dynasty: They've all turned into zombies, what's there to fear about a rebellion?

"Destroyed?"

Su Ming, holding that modified version of the Mo family megaphone, almost laughed out of anger.

Looking down at Xiang Yu, whose eyes were bloodshot and who seemed ready to transform into a Super Saiyan at any moment, he thought that this villain's imagination was just too rich.

"Xiang Yu! Don't make false accusations!"

Su Ming cleared his throat and turned the speaker to maximum power, the sound so loud it made the dust on the city wall tremble:

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want! What do you mean I ruined her? Open your eyes wide and take a good look!"

"Miss Yu Ji eats specially supplied bird's nest and drinks beauty serum made from the Corpse King's serum here, and stays in a luxurious single room with a constant temperature of 24 degrees Celsius!"

Su Ming felt increasingly aggrieved as he spoke, and pointed at Yu Ji, who was still waving a glow stick beside him, and loudly defended himself:

"Not only that! This very teacher personally helped her regulate her endocrine system, curing her years-long menstrual cramps and even removing the freckles on her face!"

"This is called ruin? This is called maintenance! This is called corpse-path beautification!"

Do you even know what "frozen in time" means? Do you even know what "reverse aging" means?

Xiang Yu, standing below the city, was stunned for a moment.

He subconsciously looked at Yu Ji.

indeed.

Although Yu Ji was wearing that indecent short skirt, her face was so rosy that it seemed like she could squeeze water out of it, and her skin was fair and translucent, making her even more beautiful than when she was in the Chu King's palace.

That didn't look like torture at all; it looked more like... being well-nourished?

"See! I told you so!"

Seeing Xiang Yu hesitate, Su Ming quickly seized the opportunity, turning to Yu Ji and winking as he said:

"Miss Yu Ji, quickly explain to your brother Xiang! Tell him that those needles I stuck in you were for your own good!"

"Did you feel refreshed all over after the treatment? Your back didn't ache, your legs didn't hurt, and even your skin felt smoother?"

Yu Ji was in an extremely excited state of mind at this moment (after all, she was in cheerleader mode).

Hearing Su Ming's words, she nodded vigorously without thinking, her long legs even bouncing twice, and the glow stick in her hand waving out a dazzling circle of light.

"Yes, Brother Xiang!"

Yu Ji's clear and melodious voice resonated throughout the battlefield via the loudspeaker, carrying a heartfelt sense of recommendation:

"The Imperial Advisor's 'youth-preserving needle' is really effective!"

"Although the needle was a little thick, it hurt a bit and felt a bit swollen when it went in..."

"But! It felt so good after the treatment! I felt warm all over and had so much energy!"

"I feel like I could jump for three days and three nights without getting tired! Brother Xiang, do you want to come up and try it? It's really awesome!"

"boom--"

It was as if a bolt of divine lightning from the heavens had struck Xiang Yu squarely on the top of his head.

He swayed twice and almost fell off the mountain of corpses.

Needle?

Coarse needle?

It hurts a little when it goes in? And it feels a bit swollen?

Feeling warm all over after the treatment? It feels great!

These lewd words would make anyone blush, even in a brothel.

And now, it was shouted out so loudly from the mouth of his most beloved Yu Ji in front of hundreds of thousands of soldiers!

"puff--"

Xiang Yu could no longer hold back and spat out a mouthful of blood, the amount of which was so large it was like a fountain.

"Su-Ming-!!!"

"You beast! You animal! You pervert!"

Xiang Yu's rationality vanished completely.

In his mind, the so-called "youth-preserving needle" had become some kind of indescribable evil torture device or some kind of humiliating method full of perverse pleasure.

"You actually...you actually used that thing to stab her!"

"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to tear you to pieces! I'm going to chew up every last bone fragment and swallow it!"

Boom!

A tangible black wave of energy erupted from Xiang Yu's body; it was a fusion of Conqueror's Haki and extreme rage.

Before the zombies that had just gotten up could even get close, they were instantly blasted into dust by the shockwave.

"Thump!"

Xiang Yu stomped his foot suddenly.

The hard ground instantly cracked, creating a huge crater.

Using this terrifying reaction force, Xiang Yu was launched into the air like a black missile!

A city wall three zhang high?

In his eyes, it was nothing more than a threshold!

"Die!"

Xiang Yu stood in mid-air, his hands seemingly clenched, as if he were still holding the Heavenly Dragon City-Breaking Halberd. Although he had lost his weapon, he himself was the sharpest weapon!

He was like a demon god bursting out of hell, leaping directly onto the city wall of Hangu Pass with a world-destroying aura!

Holy crap!

Su Ming was so shocked that he dropped the megaphone. "Is this even human? Did it eat fleas to jump like that?"

"Can't explain it anymore, huh? What kind of filthy nonsense is in your head?!"

While complaining, Su Ming slipped away and retreated.

"Prepare to die, you evil sorcerer!"

Xiang Yu was now in a bloodthirsty frenzy and wouldn't listen to any explanations. The moment he landed, the city bricks beneath his feet shattered under his feet, and he roared towards Su Ming like a runaway chariot.

The large, fan-like hand, accompanied by a sharp gust of wind, went straight for Su Ming's head.

If this action is carried out, Su Ming's head will definitely explode like a watermelon.

At this critical moment.

"Buzz—"

A strange fluctuation suddenly appeared in the air.

Xiang Yu felt a blur before his eyes, and Su Ming, who was originally so close, suddenly became blurry.

Immediately afterwards, a huge net, radiating brilliant golden light, appeared out of thin air without warning and covered everything!

That's not an ordinary internet.

It was made of thousands upon thousands of yellow papers covered with strange runes, strung together with some kind of invisible thread—the [Yin Yang Binding Array - Enhanced Version]!

"What is it?"

Xiang Yu instinctively wanted to tear the net apart.

But the moment he touched them, the runes lit up and burst forth with a dazzling light.

"Sizzle sizzle—"

A powerful electric current mixed with a viscous binding force instantly spread throughout his body, causing his violent movements to suddenly stop.

"We caught them."

A clear, cold voice, like an icy spring, rang out behind Su Ming.

Shao Siming slowly emerged from the shadows.

She wore a tight-fitting black tactical uniform, her long purple hair dancing wildly in the night wind. Her hands moved rapidly, forming hand seals, her fingertips flashing with an eerie green light, as she tightly controlled the large net.

"Su Ming, is the data recording complete?"

Shao Siming didn't even glance at Xiang Yu, but coldly said to Su Ming, "The energy fluctuations of this sample are too strong. My formation can't trap him for long."

"Right away! Right away!"

Su Ming, hiding behind Shao Siming, poked his head out, holding the data logger in his hand, and grinned like a fox who had stolen a chicken:

"Hold on! Just three seconds!"

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to capture the Overlord alive!"