The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Meanwhile, the live stream chat exploded with excitement.

The legendary sage (Hua): "Holy crap! This elegant guy is too brutal! Anyone who didn't know better would think he was spawning elite monsters in a dungeon at the start of the game!"

The legendary swindler (Hua): "To be fair, the other chosen ones in this classroom are already treating Elegant Guy like an elite monster that spawns right at the start!"

"After all, what kind of good person would start a game by throwing a banquet for the hypocrites, and then constantly try to kill the monsters!"

Fukai Bingren (Sakura): "Baka! Don't you know that in the fake human academy, the more conspicuous you are, the faster you'll be exposed? I think your elegant guy is just asking for death."

FreeStyle Eagle (Lamp): "Oh my god, this guy is even dumber than the guys in my workshop."

"Doesn't he know that this fake teacher Yan Wang, as the most ruthless homeroom teacher of Class 404, can't perform too badly or too well? Otherwise, he'll get special attention from Yan Wang."

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However, Xu Feng ignored all of that. He grabbed the necks of several fake students who were disrupting class and snapped their necks like he was picking up chicks, then kicked each of them away.

The action looked both elegant and brutal, and Xu Feng didn't care at all even though he was splattered with the fake man's blood.

Teacher Yan Wang nodded approvingly at Xu Feng's way of dealing with the pseudo-intellectuals who violated classroom discipline. After being disciplined by Xu Feng's fists and feet, the pseudo-intellectuals couldn't help but show fear towards Xu Feng.

He obediently returned to his seat, no longer daring to gnaw on the disfigured corpse.

Yan Wang tapped the blackboard with a pointer and said:

"That concludes my self-introductions. Now, I'd like to explain the college's rules to the new students."

"First, one's appearance must be neat and elegant, and it is forbidden to bring dirt into the sacred teaching site."

"Second, strictly observe discipline, refrain from making noise, respect teachers and their teachings, and obey orders."

"Third, fighting and killing are prohibited in this sacred teaching area. Of course, as a member of the disciplinary committee, you have the right to punish students who violate the rules. Please resolve personal grudges outside this area."

"Fourth, you must be back in your dorm after 10 p.m. There will be disciplinary committee members checking the dorms. If you are not in your dorm, you will be responsible for the consequences."

"Alright, classes will officially begin tomorrow. Meeting adjourned. Xu Feng, please stay behind."

The fake human and the real human both left the classroom as if they had been granted a pardon. This freak and Teacher Yan Wang were not to be trifled with!

Xu Feng stayed behind. Teacher Yan looked the elegant student up and down with great satisfaction, as if he were looking at a model student, and said:

"Go to the student council later and tell them I recommended you for the disciplinary committee. This is my token."

Yan Wang handed Xu Feng a badge with a small ruler pattern on it.

"Yes, my dear teacher, I'll go to the student council now. Farewell." Xu Feng gave an elegant gentlemanly bow, but stopped halfway there.

"My dear student, do you have any further questions?"

"Without a doubt, my beloved teacher, the students are hosting a dinner in the cafeteria and hope that my most respected teacher can attend."

"Thank you for your kindness, I will go." Yan Wang looked somewhat surprised. He hadn't expected the new student to be so sensible, which made him feel better than ever before.

Watching Xu Feng's departing figure, Yan Wang was very satisfied with Xu Feng's words and actions. Xu Feng's elegant demeanor and words, which showed respect for his teacher, pleased Yan Wang greatly.

The students in the class were all too disobedient, and it was not easy to get such a good student. At this moment, Yan Wang already regarded Xu Feng as his confidant in the class.

Xu Feng arrived at the student council entrance with the badge in his hand. He knocked on the door and said:

"I am a new student council member recommended by teacher Yan Wang from Class 404. I am here to report to the student council."

A melodious but lifeless voice came from inside the door:

"Come in!"

Xu Feng pushed open the door and walked in, only to find a dummy in the room, buried in a large pile of documents and reviewing them.

Xu Feng recognized the imposter; it was the very same imposter he had met during the day who was a particularly beautiful school beauty.

Looking at the logo on the main seat, I never imagined that the school beauty was actually the student council president.

Xu Feng handed the badge directly to Li Huaqin, who took it and looked at the logo on it, saying:

"You're the disciplinary committee member recommended by Teacher Yan Wang? I understand. Please register your information, and I'll give you an armband."

"Yes, my beloved student council president."

Xu Feng took the paper from Li Huaqin, sat in the second seat, filled in the information, and handed it back to Li Huaqin.

Li Huaqin took the information form, stamped it with the student council's seal, and then handed an armband to Xu Feng.

"Wear it on your sleeve and don't take it off unless necessary. It's the badge of the disciplinary committee member. Remember to report to the student union at 10 p.m. tonight. I will arrange for you and a few other disciplinary committee members to inspect the dormitories."

"Yes, my esteemed president. I'll take my leave now, as I still need to prepare for the banquet!" Xu Feng gave an elegant gentlemanly bow and put the disciplinary badge on his sleeve.

"Xu Feng, I'm really looking forward to the banquet you're hosting. I'll be there once I've finished dealing with these official duties," the school beauty president said with a strange smile.

"I won't let you down, my beloved president." Xu Feng smiled elegantly and then left the room.

Xu Feng was preparing for the banquet. As he walked toward the cafeteria, he felt a chill emanating from the disciplinary armband on his arm, as if it were a strange artifact.

Information about the disciplinary armband immediately popped up in front of Xu Feng.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Discipline armband

Category: Gain-type Tricks

It allows you to move freely within the Pseudo-Human Academy after 10 PM without being corrupted by strange forces. When you are afraid, the rate at which your sanity declines will become extremely slow, and you will not get lost in the night.

Side effect: The probability of you being suspected and targeted by your companions increases significantly.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Seeing these side effects, Xu Feng was slightly taken aback. What did a lone wolf like him need a companion for?

Are we still free to move around after 10 PM?

Does that mean I can have a secret rendezvous with the beautiful school beauty and student council president without any restraint after 10 p.m.?

Although the school beauty president is a fake, she is genuinely beautiful, and Xu Feng truly likes her.

Meanwhile, the live stream chat room exploded with excitement.

My younger sister's jade feet smell sweet and fragrant (Hua): "Holy crap? You're telling me this is really a newbie with zero ladder points? Getting the disciplinary committee member status on the first day? Are you sure this isn't a high-scoring player smurfing in the newbie dungeon?"

Singing, dancing, rapping, and playing basketball (Hua): "To be honest, I thought this elegant guy was just a reckless brute, but I didn't expect him to actually have some skills."

If you kill my teammate, you can't kill me anymore (Hua):

"What does it mean to be a Rookie of the Year? This is the real Rookie of the Year! I'm really curious what Xu Feng does in real life. Is he an assassin or a surgeon? His mental fortitude is incredible!"

"Wait, the disciplinary armband that the student council president gave to Elegant seems to be a strange artifact. This student council president seems to really like Elegant."