The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The recorder closed the file and began to speak:

"Comrade Xu Feng, thank you for providing this valuable information."

"You're welcome, it's my pleasure. Are there any other paranormal events? Preferably the kind with huge crowds of people," Xu Feng said with an elegant and composed demeanor.

A sea of ​​people?

Jiang Chen was slightly taken aback, and when he thought of the densely packed swarms of ghouls, he couldn't help but shudder.

He was slightly taken aback when he saw the fighting spirit in Xu Feng's eyes.

I almost forgot that Xu Feng is a man with the title of "Bloody Gentleman," comparable to a dungeon boss.

He nodded and said:

"Yes, there have been some minor paranormal events in Dachang City since Zhao Chi went missing, but no one has been in charge."

"We've just sealed off the area; it doesn't seem like it's crowded yet. With your abilities, you should be able to handle it easily."

Xu Feng nodded and said:

"What are you standing there for? Take me there now. Even a small mosquito is still meat."

"Comrade Xu Feng, I'll take you there right away." Jiang Chen nodded and immediately led Xu Feng into the van, with the recorder also getting into the van.

In just one morning, Xu Feng resolved all the paranormal events in Dachang City.

On his way to solve paranormal events, Xu Feng also grabbed a few fake human figures and killed them with two rulers.

The recorder was somewhat speechless as he looked at the solutions to the various paranormal events.

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[The Never-Ending Blackboard Eraser]

Solution: Resolve by force.

[Face-shaped banana]

Solution: Resolve by force.

[Human skin bag]

Solution: Resolve by force.

[A mischievous yet tender catgirl]

Solution: Corporal punishment.

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The recorder was getting a little frustrated; he hadn't recorded any solutions to these paranormal events.

He only saw the echo of one force breaking all laws!

Finally, the recorder noted down the information about Xu Feng in the file.

[Extremely powerful, having contracted with an angel from the Pseudo-Human Academy. Currently, no other abilities have been observed, only physical prowess. It is speculated that they possess the ability to independently resolve S-rank paranormal events. It is recommended that they be prioritized for development!]

When the recorder followed Zhao Chi before, whenever Zhao Chi encountered a paranormal event, he would carefully discover the pattern and then analyze and solve it step by step.

Looking at Comrade Xu Feng, this kid is just strong; he can get by with nothing but brute force.

After resolving the last paranormal incident, Xu Feng smiled elegantly and calmly, speaking in a striking contrast to his usual gentlemanly demeanor:

"Finished work, by the way! Do I need to go to work?"

Jiang Chen, who had been accompanying Xu Feng the whole time, looked at Xu Feng with the same gaze he would a gay man, and he was incredibly excited.

After so many years, their Bureau of Abnormal Affairs has finally produced a capable city leader!

Hearing Xu Feng's words, Jiang Chen shook his head and said:

"No need. We will notify you if there are any paranormal events. Comrade Xu Feng, would you like us to arrange another place for you to stay? After all, as the person in charge of the city, your safety is not guaranteed if you live in an old community."

"Do you also need me to arrange bodyguards for you?"

Xu Feng stroked his chin. He had originally wanted to buy a large villa, but when he heard that Jiang Chen was going to arrange accommodation for him, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​buying a villa.

It's great to be part of the system!

Not only will they help him unlock the limited-time experience dungeon, but they'll also arrange accommodation for him. They're really great!

No wonder so many people are scrambling to get civil service jobs; the benefits within the system are truly amazing!

Thinking this, Xu Feng spoke:

"No need for bodyguards, I don't need protection. Just arrange accommodation for me!"

Xu Feng seemed to have thought of something, and tossed the black wooden nail to Jiang Chen, saying:

"This should be Zhao Chi's keepsake. It's too useless to me, you can do whatever you want with it!"

Jiang Chen took the black wooden nail and gave him a solemn salute:

"Comrade Xu Feng, thank you for your contributions. The Party and the country will never forget your efforts."

"Serving the Party and the people is what we should do." Xu Feng returned the greeting, stepped forward, patted Jiang Chen on the shoulder, and said in a leisurely tone.

"Let's go! Take me to my lodgings. Oh, and I should bring my gentle catgirl with me. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll throw you a dinner party."

Jiang Chen watched Xu Feng's retreating figure, a helpless smile appearing on her face.

He wondered if it was just his imagination, but he felt that Comrade Xu Feng seemed to have a split personality.

Jiang Chen arranged for Xu Feng to stay in a large villa, which was located near the military families' residence and a regiment of troops stationed there.

The villa was fully furnished, but what excited Xu Feng the most was the huge cold storage room inside, which provided a place to store fresh meat.

Xu Feng brought Li Hua Qin back into the house. Just as he was considering whether to turn on the computer to play Ga La Ge Mu, or Tender Cat Girl, or get close to Xiao Qin.

"Big Brother's phone, he drinks his medicine super fast!"

"Big brother, it's time for your medicine!"

Xu Feng's phone rang. Seeing that the number was unfamiliar, he figured it was a scammer calling. Xu Feng decided to play a trick on the scammer, so he answered Da Lang's phone.

"Hello, is this Mr. Xu Feng?" A sweet female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"It's me, what's wrong?"

"Mr. Xu Feng, please reconsider. We are from the End Guild. If you are not satisfied, we can change the contract to an S-type contract."

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback. He didn't expect this swindler to be so bold as to give out S-signatures, as if he was afraid people wouldn't know he was a swindler.

Thinking this through, Xu Feng said in a serious tone:

"But I'm already the head of Dachang City, I can't join a guild at the same time, can I?"

"That's alright. Many of our End Guild members are city managers, if you'd like to join us."

"For any dungeon you participate in, our End Guild will send experienced players to accompany you, ensuring your survival in the dungeon."

"In addition, by joining our guild you can choose any artifact; the benefits are really great."

"Such great benefits? It's obviously a lie," Xu Feng rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh! I understand. Please wait for my notification. I will give you a definite reply within seven business days."

With that, Xu Feng hung up the phone in an extremely official tone.

Now that I'm part of the system, I should speak less formally.

How can we face the people like this?

On the other end of the phone, Lian Hongying, annoyed by the dial tone, threw her phone to the ground.

She kicked the young man next to her hard in the butt with her high heels.

"Oh my gosh!"

The young man immediately showed a look of enjoyment.

"My throat is about to break from clenching it so tightly, how come this bloodthirsty gentleman is completely unmoved?"

Gu Yue, the guild leader of the End of the World Guild, who was also the young man who had been kicked, looked at Lian Hongying's impressive figure and had a sudden inspiration:

"Hey! Sister Hongying, I have a plan! You can seduce the Bloodthirsty Gentleman!"

Upon hearing this, Lian Hongying immediately flew into a rage and lashed out with the leather whip in her hand.

"You want me to seduce him? Why don't you go yourself?"

Gu Yue said, looking aggrieved:

"I'd like to go too, but I'm a man!"

"Sister Hongying, you're so beautiful, and you're so satisfying when you whip someone. With you personally taking care of it, wouldn't that little Bloody Gentleman be easy to handle?"