The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Zhao Hu spoke up:

"We know you're an oddball, unlike us who are so vulgar as to crawl on the ground and eat our prey. You prefer cooked food, but since we brothers are able to gather in the same dormitory, it must be fate."

"Here's the best part of this pig, its offal. Consider it a little gift from us brothers."

Both Zhao Hu and Li Cheng wore enthusiastic smiles. As they spoke, Li Cheng was about to cut out the pig's heart.

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Li Cheng and Zhao Hu couldn't help but shiver. They felt like a freak had come to their dormitory!

The two brothers originally thought that they were already inhuman enough as pseudo-humans, but they never expected that this guy was even less than human.

To have such gratitude towards a pig is truly freakish.

Zhao Hu couldn't stand it any longer and spoke up to persuade him:

"Brother, tone it down. I know you're craving prey, but if you keep acting like this, you'll be exposed in human society very quickly."

"Isn't the purpose of coming to the University of Fake Humans to learn how to better pretend to be a human being?"

"Yeah, yeah! We're really worried you won't last long in human society before someone finds out!"

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback, not expecting that the interpersonal relationships of a pseudo-human would be so different from those of a real person.

It was entirely due to the Mads Mikkelsen personality within him becoming too excited that caused this.

Xu Feng couldn't help but ask a thought-provoking question:

"Seriously, is this guy really that inhuman?"

Zhao Hu looked at Xu Feng's cheeks, which were slightly flushed with excitement, and couldn't help but shiver.

"You're not even human! Standing next to you, we feel like we're the ones who should be human. Your level of perversion is so extreme, we're even ashamed of ourselves!"

Li Cheng, who was standing to the side, nodded in agreement.

Oh no, Uncle Mads' personality is too charismatic. From the very beginning, these fake people didn't doubt him at all and even thought he was less than human than them.

Xu Feng elegantly straightened his tie, reverting to his Mads Mikkelsen persona:

"By the way, do you have a scalpel? I need to cut its heart out completely."

Li Cheng shook his head:

"Who would carry that thing?! We just eat it raw! I have a fruit knife, do you need it?"

"A fruit knife will do." Xu Feng nodded and took the fruit knife.

He then began dissecting the pig with remarkable elegance, like a surgeon, each incision precise and accurate.

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng were completely stunned.

In no time, Xu Feng had completely dissected all the internal organs.

They were neatly arranged on a wooden board to the side.

Then Xu Feng held the still-beating heart in his hands, pressed his ear against it, and listened to the sound of its beating, his face filled with rapture.

Xu Feng's fake roommates were all stunned.

Zhao Hu couldn't help but exclaim in surprise:

"I have to say, watching Elegant Bro dissect pork is quite a visual treat! Elegant Bro, with your skills, you could easily be a surgeon in human society."

"Yes, yes!" Li Cheng couldn't help but exclaim.

Xu Feng waved his hand and said:

"Keep a low profile. If you've been doing this much, you'll be able to do it too."

"We eat it raw! Unlike you, Elegant Bro, who has to cook the pork before eating it!"

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow:

"Don't you guys think that crawling on the ground and eating raw food is so lacking in ritual? It's like hunting."

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng both shook their heads, looking completely bewildered.

Prey is prey, why bother with any sense of ritual?

The way you snapped that short, fat guy's neck was way more cruel than what we did!

Isn't that hunting?

What a freak.

After disposing of Li Gang's body, Xu Feng dragged over the short, fat man's body.

"Elegant Bro, this corpse looks awful. You're planning to cook it too?"

Looking at the disgusting sight of Mei Chuan's corpse, which was covered in excrement and urine, Zhao Hu felt nauseous for the first time.

Xu Feng made a shushing gesture, smiled elegantly, and slowly said:

"We must have reverence for life; this is a fundamental principle. Even if it's just poultry, if we don't take care of it, wouldn't its death be in vain?"

"We can process it and sell it to students in other dorms at a high price. Anyway, no one else can tell how bad the original ingredients were."

Zhao Hu's eyes lit up immediately:

"Holy crap! Elegant Bro, you're a genius! Now we'll never be short of money."

The live stream chat room had exploded with excitement.

A Chinese netizen (Sister's Jade Feet are Fragrant and Sweet): "Holy crap! This Elegant Guy is awesome! He immediately became friends with the fake people, and even the fake people think that Elegant Guy is less human than them."

A netizen from the Iron Tower (completely baffled) commented: "I'm just saying, is it possible that this 'Elegant Guy' was originally a fake Chosen One? Look at the way he chopped off Mei Chuan's inner treasury, it feels like he couldn't have done it so cleanly without killing at least a hundred people!"

A Chinese netizen (the bard who was beaten by a mob at the church entrance) commented: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. A fake human could never be so calm when seeing fresh flesh and blood. Did you notice? Elegant Bro hasn't eaten a single piece of human flesh yet. Maybe he really is a surgeon!"

A Chinese netizen ("I, Zelda, must bring the princess home today") commented: "The swindler's brain isn't very sharp to begin with; a few simple words and he's easily fooled, isn't he?"

Huaxia Netizen (Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Purple Granny):

"Exactly, some of the chosen ones in other countries have started eating human flesh in order to blend in with the pseudo-humans, but Elegant Bro has never eaten human flesh except for killing a little guy and dissecting two corpses. He seems to be a testicular thief."

Sakura Netizen (Katz, who likes to think in space): "Baka! This is murder! Your elegant Chinese guy is clearly committing murder!"

A Chinese netizen ("What a tragic couple") commented: "You're talking nonsense. Your short, fat, and ugly contestant has already wet his pants. The fake people have already discovered it. It's just a matter of whether he dies sooner or later."

"Our Elegant Brother is kind-hearted and can't bear to see short, ugly, and fat people suffer, so he ended his life decisively to save him from being tortured by a fake and inhuman person before he died."