The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The protagonist only eats the flesh of monsters; there is absolutely no cannibalism. The content is reasonable and legal.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Disciplinary armband (acquired)

The bloodstained ruler (acquired)

Bloodstained scalpel (acquired)

Bloodstained spatula (not obtained)

Soul-Separated Pool Paddle (Not Obtained)

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback when he saw the hidden quest prompt that suddenly appeared and the panel that popped up in front of him.

Collecting all five artifacts will grant you 1 point of health and 1 point of constitution.

This reward seems a bit meager, doesn't it?

However, it seems that completing this special hidden mission is not difficult at all.

If he wasn't mistaken, the spatula was probably related to cooking class, and as for the soul-destroying billiard paddle, that mysterious artifact sounded incredibly powerful, so it was likely related to physical education class.

He has gained the approval of Li Huaqin from the student council, Yan Wang, the professor of disguise, and Ming Tu, the professor of anatomy, and has obtained three mysterious artifacts.

I wonder how difficult it will be to obtain the remaining two mysterious artifacts?

The anatomy class went very well and ended quickly.

None of the students in the classroom passed, except for Xu Feng.

When class ended, Xu Feng called out to Teacher Mingtu, hoping he would attend the banquet he was hosting. Teacher Mingtu readily agreed, surprised that his student was so thoughtful; it was truly delightful.

After class, Xu Feng and his two fake roommates went to the cafeteria. This time, the fake people in the cafeteria were not as vulgar and barbaric as before.

Even those fake people who didn't know how to use chopsticks ate by clenching their fists, and it was no longer as bloody and terrifying as before.

Seeing this, Xu Feng nodded in satisfaction.

Looking at Li Huaqin, who was still quietly eating Mapo Tofu alone at a table not far from window number four.

Xu Feng decided to go to the kitchen and cook four dishes and a soup for his angelic-looking wife.

Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work!

Half an hour later, Xu Feng elegantly brought four dishes and a soup to Li Hua Qin.

"My lovely student council president and lover, what a coincidence! You're eating here too?"

"Hmm." Li Huaqin nodded, his gaze still fixed on the Mapo Tofu in front of him.

Xu Feng immediately removed the Mapo Tofu and placed the Mapo Tofu he had carefully prepared in front of Li Hua Qin.

"Have some of my Mapo Tofu! President, the food at window number four is absolutely awful."

Li Huaqin's silver ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) twitched slightly as he spoke in a soft, cute voice:

"Then I shall respectfully accept your offer, my lover and vice president."

After saying that, Li Huaqin happily started eating Mapo Tofu, his eyes almost squinting into slits with happiness.

Seeing this, Xu Feng couldn't help but touch Li Hua Qin's silky smooth silver hair. It felt so good that he couldn't bear to put it down.

The Pseudo-Human Academy only has classes in the morning, and the afternoon is free time. Except for not being allowed to leave the Pseudo-Human Academy, you can move around in any corner of the Pseudo-Human Academy.

After finishing lunch, Xu Feng said goodbye to Li Hua and Qin, went back to his dormitory to digest his food for a while, took a nap, and then wandered around the various dormitories after waking up.

He then called upon the pangolin chef and his two pseudo-human roommates, Li Cheng and Zhao Hu, to prepare together.

The banquet was prepared for three hours, and as elegant music played, one-fifth of the dining hall was filled with dummy attendees.

Teacher Yan Wang and Teacher Ming Tu were also invited to participate.

Teacher Yan looked at the dishes Xu Feng served with eager anticipation, praising them generously:

"Xu Feng, your cooking skills are getting better and better. I can't wait to taste your cooking."

Xu Feng responded with an elegant smile, and after serving the dishes, he made a shushing gesture.

"Please note that before the dinner officially begins, there are... no vegetarians here."

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James and the other chosen ones sat in a corner of the cafeteria, watching the absurd scene of the fake people happily eating their food with eerie smiles.

He unconsciously gripped the knife and fork in his hand tighter.

"Damn it! That bloodthirsty gentleman is hosting his banquet again! And there are more and more fakes attending his banquets."

"In the end, all the fakes will attend his banquet. Won't we humans who didn't attend be exposed then?"

"It seems the plan to target the Bloody Gentleman needs to be moved up; if this man isn't eliminated, he will become a major threat to us!"

"Kikujiro, how are your preparations going? When are you going to make your move against the Bloody Gentleman?"

Upon hearing this, Kikujiro's gaze darted to the side, somewhat unfocused.

"Sir James, it's not that I don't want to take action, but I haven't gathered enough people willing to join the Jade Shattering Squad yet. Also, I haven't fed the Ganges Holy Water to the Indians yet, and the Bloody Gentleman is an elite monster."

"If it hadn't been weakened by the Ganges Holy Water, given its combat power and vitality, wiping us out would have been a piece of cake!"

"It's not that I don't want to take action, but the time isn't right."

James turned his gaze to the Indians, who then spoke up one after another:

"It's in progress, it's in progress. We'll decide by tomorrow at the latest that the holy water of the Ganges will be delivered to the Bloody Gentleman."

James looked at the group of Indians and said:

"Since the Banzai Charge isn't complete yet, why don't you few join Kikujiro's Gyokusai Squad!"

Upon hearing this, the Indian chosen ones immediately hesitated. They were still young and didn't want to follow Kikujiro into a desperate charge!