The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The protagonist only eats and cooks monster meat. There is absolutely no cannibalism. Please leave me alone.

At the same time, the Europeans and Americans in David's live stream immediately went to Xu Feng's live stream to protest.

George (Lamp): "Oh my god! This is murder by your bloodthirsty Chinese gentleman! He knew David was the chosen one of our beacon nation, so why did he kill him?"

"The Bloody Gentleman must be tried in the International Court of Justice. How dare he kill our noble Beacon of Light! God will send him to hell!"

Shang Yang (Hua), divided into five parts: "Shut up! You damned white pigs, you Lighthouse people are no better. Your David killed many of our Chinese in the previous instance. Our Elegant Brother is just giving us an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. What right do you have to point fingers at our Elegant Brother?"

Charlie (Lamp): "You Chinese are truly ungrateful. It is an honor for your chosen ones to be used as scapegoats for our noble Lighthouse contestants."

"But you Chinese Chosen Ones dared to kill our noble Beacon People! Just wait until our nations isolate your bloodthirsty gentlemen in the next instance!"

Sister's Jade Feet are Fragrant and Sweet (Hua): "Hilarious! Is it possible that your 'beacon of light' players have already isolated our Chinese players in various dungeons? But we Chinese have a large population, a full two billion, and many Chosen Ones! Who will isolate whom in the end is still uncertain!"

Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Purple Granny: "Which country imports millions of immigrants every year but its total population remains unchanged? It's so hard to guess! Which country is it?" (amlglj)

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Only after Xu Feng and Li Huaqin left the dormitory did David's fake roommates dare to make a sound.

"I never imagined that David was actually human. No wonder I always felt he was a bit strange!"

"Yeah, yeah! What a pity, the prey was dragged away by the disciplinary committee. If only we had found it sooner."

"Damn, the student council's bloody and edgy atmosphere is really strong. It almost scared me out of my wits."

"I almost screamed out loud too. The oppressive feeling this bloodthirsty gentleman gave me was even stronger than that of an elite-level pseudo-human!"

"Yeah, it almost scared the hell out of me. That sense of oppression... Could it be that the Bloody Gentleman is already a captain-level pseudo-human?"

"Sigh! I wonder when I'll be able to eat a hundred prey to become an elite pseudo-human."

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Faced with the terrifying pressure emanating from Xu Feng, the dummy being choked stammered in fear:

"You...you must be mistaken, I'm a real fake!"

"What a coincidence, every human I've met has said the same thing. Come with me! Whether they're human or not, you'll find out in the cafeteria! I won't wrongly accuse any fake human, and I'll never let any human go!"

Then, that unlucky fake man was forcibly taken away by Xu Feng.

After he was taken away, the fake man's roommates whispered among themselves, their faces full of surprise.

"Tiezhu is actually human? Isn't he the pseudo-human who's been delayed for over a hundred years without graduating? He's the notorious worst student at our Pseudo-Human Academy!"

"Do you think it's possible that those pseudo-intellectuals who can't graduate will also be eliminated by the academy? Who knows, maybe the Bloody Gentleman is one of those pseudo-intellectuals sent by their superiors to specifically eliminate the underachievers!"

"After all, we've been wasting the precious resources of these hypocrites!"

"Is that so? That spicy pill, I've been delayed for ten years because I haven't been able to find a prey and thus haven't been able to advance to the elite-level pseudo-human."

"Hey! The requirements for our advancement are way too harsh. We have to catch and kill a hundred live prey to eat. How can we possibly find a hundred prey in just three years?"

"The prey in the Pseudo-Human Academy has always been scarce and extremely cunning, making them not so easy to spot. Now that the Bloody Gentlemen have arrived, the only fate awaiting us low-level pseudo-humans is to be eliminated. Sigh~"

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Xu Feng quickly found five delicious-looking monsters.

The student council has a roster of weirdos, which records exactly how many years each weirdo has spent at the Pseudo-Human Academy.

As a social elite, it was incredibly easy for Mads Mikkelsen to remember these bizarre physical features and names.

Who invented this thing called a roster?

It's actually quite useful.

Rumors of a cleanup of the strange occurrences surrounding the delayed graduation spread throughout the college.

The pseudo-human academy, which should have been a paradise for monsters, is now filled with fear and unease. Not only humans, but even the monsters are living in constant fear.

The monsters of Yanbi were like mice before a cat when they saw the Bloody Gentleman, fearing that they would be eliminated if they spoke too loudly in front of him.

Some of the monsters even went so far as to contact Xu Feng's roommates to say they wanted to participate in the event the following night, so as not to be eliminated by Xu Feng.

Not only did they pay the entrance fee, but they also gave the two of them some extra kickbacks, hoping that Zhao Hu and Li Cheng would put in a good word for them on Xu Feng's behalf.

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng, both freshmen, were grinning from ear to ear. Following the big boss meant they were eating nine meals in three days!

It feels so good to be the boss's lackey.

In the underground society of the Pseudo-Human Academy.

The people in this underground society are mostly human.

Moreover, there were quite a few native humans among them, and everyone looked furious. James and the other contestants successfully joined the group.

This human society has existed for a very long time.

James, known as the Forgotten Angel, is quite capable. On the second day, he led chosen ones from various countries to successfully infiltrate the human underground society and gain their trust.

James slammed his fist on the table angrily and said:

"Damn it! This bloodthirsty gentleman may have already discovered our plan and eliminated one of our most formidable figures in the human society ahead of time."

Kikujiro Fujiwara of the Sakura Empire spoke up:

"Should we move up our angel hunting plan? This bloodthirsty gentleman is not to be trifled with! He's definitely an elite-level pseudo-human! If we let him continue his dormitory checks, our human society's fighting strength will dwindle."

James said with a helpless expression:

"It's impossible to start ahead of schedule; the Angel Hunting Plan can only begin on the day of divine punishment."

"Opening it at other times would be far too dangerous and uncertain."

"However, if we can complete the Angel Hunting Plan, this fake human academy instance, known as a newbie killer, will become the backyard of our Lighthouse Empire."