You're dumping me, huh? Fine, then I'll just pick up the school beauty and make her my wif
Chapter 458 A Master at Pretending to be Gay
These past two days, Su Qinghe has been complaining to Jiang Che that they've known each other for so long but haven't invited everyone to their home yet.
Jiang Che thought about it and agreed.
So Jiang Che picked up his phone and sent a message in a group called "412 Million Girls' Dream".
Jiang Che: "Depress 1 to send Hellfire."
Xu Wenbin: "1111, is the boss really going to deliver it, boss?"
Jiang Che: "Of course it's fake, but since you're so sincere, Lao Xu, I can give you a chance to come to my house for the weekend."
Xu Wenbin: "Hey, you little bull demon, what are you babbling about if you're not going to send Hellfire? You're delaying your dad's climb to higher ranks, you know?"
Jiang Che: "Lin tide is here too."
Xu Wenbin: "Godfather, I spoke a little too loudly just now. When would be a convenient time for me to visit you this weekend?"
Jiang Che: "Hmm... If you're free, you can come over on Saturday morning. I'm planning to have a small barbecue party in my yard to relax. If you come early, you can help prepare the ingredients and stuff."
Jiang Che: "Where are Lao Song and Lao Lu? Are you two coming?"
Song Mingxuan: "Of course I'll come. I've been eyeing Young Master Jiang's villa for a long time, and I'll definitely take over its place this time."
Lu Ziang: "Be sensible, vacate the house and cook us a couple more dishes."
Jiang Che: "Sure, my dad knows a few business owners who run funeral services, so he'll definitely give you all a grand funeral."
After chatting with his brothers in the group for a while, Jiang Che put down his phone and turned to look at Su Qinghe next to him.
"Honey, how's it going on your end? What did Lin tide and the others say?"
"Yeah, they're all free on Saturday, so they can come over and hang out with us."
"It's good that you can come."
Jiang Che breathed a sigh of relief. He had only managed to persuade Xu Wenbin to come by using Lin tide's name. If Lin tide hadn't come, Old Xu probably wouldn't have let him off so easily.
Of course, in terms of fighting strength, ten Xu Wenbins wouldn't be enough to defeat Jiang Che alone.
But after spending so much time together, Jiang Che knew all too well that Lao Xu was really good at pretending to be gay and disgusting people.
He didn't want his innocence to be tarnished by Xu Wenbin.
Time flies and it's the weekend.
At nine o'clock on Saturday morning, Jiang Che personally greeted his three sons at the entrance of the villa.
Xu Wenbin followed Jiang Che and was the first to enter.
He looked up at the three-story detached villa in front of him, exclaiming "Holy crap!" several times before asking in a trembling voice, "...Old Jiang, is this... really your house?"
Jiang Che deliberately answered in a trembling voice, "This... really is my home."
"Are you... joking?"
"I... my sister is joking."
Xu Wenbin felt a strong aura of wealth wash over him. Looking at the expensive decorations everywhere, he couldn't help but ask:
"Old Jiang, can I ask you something else, brother?"
"you say."
"Young master, do you need any servants? Do you think I'm suitable?"
"It's you?"
Jiang Che pretended to sized up Xu Wenbin, then nodded with a smile: "Of course, how about you pay me a thousand a day?"
"Holy crap, is this for real?"
Xu Wenbin didn't immediately notice the inappropriateness in Jiang Che's words and excitedly declared that he wanted to start working right away.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Che spread his hands in front of Xu Wenbin and looked at him with wide, innocent eyes.
Xu Wenbin: ?
"What are you standing there for? Give me my salary, a thousand a day, didn't you promise?"
Song Mingxuan and Lu Ziang, who were standing nearby, were so trying not to laugh that they were about to die on the spot.
Unexpectedly, Xu Wenbin's face did not show the slightest embarrassment. Instead, he slightly raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a meaningful smile.
Then, he twisted his thick waist and strained his throat, yelling, "Oh, Brother Jiang, I don't have any money, otherwise I'll offer myself to you!"
As he spoke, Xu Wenbin licked his lips with a hungry look on his face, then pouted and pounced on Jiang Che.
Jiang Che was so frightened that he immediately slid in and barely managed to avoid Xu Wenbin.
"Get the hell out of here, you damn gay!"
"Don't run away, Brother Jiang! Let me pamper you properly!"
The situation reversed instantly, and a chase soon broke out in the courtyard.
Song Mingxuan and Lu Ziang were already laughing hysterically.
If Su Qinghe hadn't heard the commotion and come out to rescue Jiang Che, Jiang Che's innocence would probably have been lost to Xu Wenbin today.
After playing around, Jiang Che led his three sons on a tour of the yard.
Although the area outside, including the yard, swimming pool, and other miscellaneous things, is quite large, it's actually quite small; you can see the whole thing in one glance, and there's not much to see.
If there was anything special about it, the three of them were quite interested in a separate glass house in the corner of the backyard.
Through the transparent glass wall, you can clearly see a brand-new leather sofa and a television of at least 80 inches, with two automatic mahjong machines placed next to it.
Song Mingxuan pushed up his glasses with some curiosity and asked, "Old Jiang, what's that glass house for?"
"Oh, that one."
Jiang Che glanced in the direction of Song Mingxuan's gaze and casually explained, "My dad said he wanted to build a place in the yard to drink tea and play cards, so he had someone build this sunroom. But he doesn't live here anymore, so the sunroom is now a storage room."
"...Does your dad need another son?"
Xu Wenbin asked with a sincere expression.
"We don't lack anything."
Jiang Che refused expressionlessly, "Besides, even if I were short of them, I wouldn't want a son like you who's always thinking about hooking up with his brothers."
"Oh, please don't do that, Brother Jiang—"
"Get the hell out of here!"
Jiang Che kicked Xu Wenbin in the butt, but the latter dodged it with a grin.
The four of them walked from the backyard back to the front yard, and then went inside the villa for a walk.
Song Mingxuan and Lu Ziang remained relatively calm throughout the journey, as the former had a more composed personality and the latter had seen a lot of the world with Liu Zhenguo.
Only Xu Wenbin kept exclaiming "Holy crap!" the whole way.
I have to mess with the living room when I see it, and I have to mess with the spiral staircase when I see it.
After working on countless places, Xu Wenbin let out a heartfelt sigh.
"Old Jiang."
"Um?"
"I suddenly realized that even if you hadn't lent a hand during your military training, you could have made that silly instructor suffer the consequences."
"What do you mean?"
"Because your family's circumstances are so amazing, isn't this giving you a super buff?"
Jiang Che was amused by his twisted logic: "What nonsense!"
"I'm serious!"
Xu Wenbin said seriously, "Think about it, how confident would you be if you woke up in a house like this every day?"
"Don't even mention the instructors, you could tell the principal without batting an eye that you're not going to teach this semester, and he'd still have to coax you nicely."
Jiang Che smiled noncommittally.
Indeed, his confidence stems from the business empire his grandfather and father built over decades.
He stood on the shoulders of his father, which gave him the confidence to face everything with ease.
"Alright, that's enough of the tour. Now I'll take you to a nice place."
You'll Also Like
-
Magic High School.
Chapter 276 12 minute ago -
Douluo Continent: The Spirit-Eyed Detective Huo Yuhao
Chapter 143 12 minute ago -
Miss President wants to talk to you
Chapter 219 12 minute ago -
One Piece: Starting with Coercing and Enticing Nami
Chapter 158 12 minute ago -
Ainz Ooal Gown: Noble Knight
Chapter 214 12 minute ago -
Dragon Raja: Lu Mingfei, let them live with regrets for the rest of their lives.
Chapter 151 12 minute ago -
You're dumping me, huh? Fine, then I'll just pick up the school beauty and make her my wif
Chapter 538 12 minute ago -
For thirty years, he has roamed the Northeast, his divine might overwhelming all immortals under hea
Chapter 71 12 minute ago -
A sickly fellow ridiculed by the entire army? I'll be the most beautiful woman in the barracks!
Chapter 236 12 minute ago -
The gentle, sickly beauty is a cold and aloof general.
Chapter 304 12 minute ago