When it was time to pay the bill, Zhuang Nian packed up a lot of pastries and delicious drinks, piling them up in several small carts.
The female soldiers looked at the long list of bills, silently taking out their money to split the bill, while feeling fortunate that they didn't have males to raise them, otherwise they really couldn't afford to raise males like the black-haired ones.
Thinking about it that way, Lieutenant General Fei, who enjoys such special favor, must have had a tough time.
The boss refused his subordinates' offer to split the cost equally and was about to pay the difference out of his own pocket when he was told that the male insect had already slept.
People: So male insects can also make payments?
After filling out the address and putting his own pastries and drinks into the delivery locker, Zhuang Nian took a pen and paper and came over to the somewhat bewildered female soldiers, saying:
"I bought some pastries to give to everyone. Here's the address, I'll send them back via express delivery."
Everyone: Good heavens! What kind of deity is that black-haired male insect?!
The female soldiers were so excited they almost spread their bone wings and took flight. They were thrilled yet somewhat incredulous, cautiously confirming, "Lord Zhuang Nian, is it true for every insect?"
Zhuang Nian nodded and handed them the pen and paper.
The art of calligraphy is all about the rhythm and flow of the strokes. Even if someone who writes harassing cards changes the strokes of a character, the underlying rhythm and flow of the strokes will remain the same.
Zhuang Nian read through each of the collected notes, then eliminated his colleagues one by one.
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Keeping his promise to Fei, the boss personally escorted Zhuang Nian to his doorstep. After hesitating for a while, he still reminded him, "Remember to charge your communicator."
Zhuang Nian guessed what was going on, but didn't ask his superior how he knew his communicator was out of power, and nodded.
After his boss left, Zhuang Nian didn't rush inside. He turned on his communicator and saw hundreds of missed calls. The flood of messages were all Fei's explanations and apologies.
Zhuang Nian ignored it and reached for the door, but noticed that the direction of the keyhole on the doorknob had changed.
This thing was specifically designed for use when the power is off and the door can't be opened; it has never been used.
Zhuang Nian is now certain that an insect has tampered with the keyhole.
He thought of the harassing card, and the sickle hidden in his sleeve slipped into his palm.
Push the door open.
The living room was quiet, with only a few corners where one could hide. Zhuang Nian glanced at the clean staircase, didn't turn on the lights, closed the door, and walked towards the kitchen.
The pastries and drinks delivered by Flash Delivery were found intact in the storage basket; the only thing left behind was the sofa where insects had sat.
Zhuang Nian poured himself a glass of water, opened the refrigerator and took out a few ice cubes. He leaned back in the refrigerator and drank the water, his back to the dark living room.
The male insect seemed extremely thirsty; the water, which it didn't have time to swallow, slid down its lips to its chin, rolled down its sexy Adam's apple, and into its clothes, completely unsuspecting.
The female soldier hiding in the corner couldn't help but swallow hard. She first poked out half her head, then tentatively stretched out a foot wearing a military boot. Seeing that the male was completely unaware, she bent down and gently moved over.
Zhuang Nian narrowed his long eyes slightly, drank the last bit of water in his glass, and then swirled the remaining ice.
The female insect, which had been stealthily approaching, was so aroused by the male's languid appearance that she couldn't resist reaching out and pouncing, abandoning the last few meters of probing distance.
In no mood……
The nonchalant-looking male insect suddenly and nimbly turned to the side, splashing ice cubes at his face while simultaneously smashing the glass hard with his other hand.
Zhuang Nian's attack hit its mark. The insect, whose head was hit, groaned and before it could even react to what was happening, it was kicked in the chest.
The female insect took two steps back, glancing at the sharp, cold glint of its blade drawing a dark blue arc in the darkness. She quickly reached out to block the male insect's sickle-wielding hand, blinking her distinctive golden vertical pupils as she said, "Master! It's me!"
Zhuang Nian: "???"
He punched him in the head again.
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"Why is it you?"
"Who does the powerful ruler want to be?"
Zhuang Nian turned on the light and saw the female soldier covering her head, looking aggrieved. He said irritably, "Weren't you on the battlefield? Why are you back?"
Fei rubbed her forehead, which had been hit by the water glass, and said in a slightly aggrieved voice, "Weren't you having a dinner party? Why are you back so early?"
Zhuang Nian took off his hat and coat, unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, sat on the sofa, rubbed the bridge of his nose, raised an eyebrow at Fei, and spoke in a slightly cold tone:
"So this is why you deserted your post and sneaked back? What, you weren't satisfied after asking around, so you had to come back and check in person?"
Do you want to come back and catch us cheating?
Fei Tong's eyes darkened slightly as she walked over and knelt at Zhuang Nian's feet. Her head was bowed, and she appeared docile, yet her words were infuriating: "You promised me you wouldn't date other insects, have you forgotten?"
Zhuang Nian frowned, his breath reeking of alcohol and tinged with impatience: "Is the word 'dinner' so hard to understand? Does it make you so stupid?"
The male insect's displeasure was particularly intense, and he looked at the female insect with his long eyebrows slightly lowered, as if warning him to stop.
Fei shrugged, stubbornly sticking to her opinion, and said sourly, "You're right, it's a dinner party, using a dinner party as an excuse to date a bunch of bugs..."
At this point, Zhuang Nian's patience had completely run out. He didn't want to waste any more time on this pointless topic. Grabbing Fei's chin, he forcefully lifted him and dragged him in front of him, coldly asking:
"You think you're so great, huh?"
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