[Zerg] After being reborn as a male Zergling, he refused to be a kept man.
18. Not interested
Dinner was sumptuous; in addition to the delicious food, Fei also opened several bottles of newly released canned goods and wine.
With a bright slap mark on his face, he sat to Zhuang Nian's right wearing an apron, diligently serving food to the male insect while flattering him:
"These canned goods aren't sweet. Please try them, and I'll buy more if you like any of them."
The female servant was indeed a qualified female servant. The first meal prepared by the steward on the first day made the male insect's originally cold face soften.
Zhuang Nian tried them all and they were quite good.
Fei carefully observed the male insect's reaction, secretly memorizing his favorite canned food flavor. Seeing that he seemed to be enjoying it, she seized the opportunity to say:
"My lord, from now on, let's eat lunch at the military headquarters and dinner at home. What would you like to eat? I'll cook it for you, okay?"
Zhuang Nian had been eating all three meals at the military headquarters for the past week. The food in the large canteen was not as good as that in the small canteen, and after eating there for so many days, he was indeed tired of it.
He nodded.
Fei immediately smiled happily, and after finishing his meal, he followed his master upstairs, all the way to the master bedroom door.
Zhuang Nian stopped and asked the lecherous insect that had almost bumped into his back, "Why are you following me?"
The female soldier looked at her toes through her fingers, her ears turning red, and asked, "Master, do you need my service?"
Zhuang Nian simply closed the door.
"Could you please reconsider?" Fei reached out and blocked the door, boldly saying, "I want to sleep with you."
Zhuang Nian wondered what had gone wrong. How could this insect be getting more and more shameless and audacious? He said in a cold voice, "Did I hit you too lightly before?"
Fei's eyes lit up. "If the male lord hits harder, can I sleep with you?" With that, she slipped in and knelt at the male insect's feet, saying, "Male lord, please hit me."
Zhuang Nian: "..." This insect is not only erotic, but also a bit perverted.
Zhuang Nian did not have sadistic tendencies, so Fei had no opportunity to stay overnight.
Life went on as usual, flowing by like a gentle stream.
The civilian positions in the military are simpler than imagined. Even the brain-computer interface, which is supposed to be a must-have skill, is handled by female military personnel.
After all, male insects lack mental power and have not undergone professional training, making them unsuitable for high-intensity data processing. Therefore, aside from running errands and delivering documents, they are not assigned any high-difficulty tasks.
The military headquarters consists of dozens of buildings, each a thousand stories high, with dozens to hundreds of offices on each floor. Except for extremely special cases where clerks need to personally deliver items via elevator, most are delivered by the delivery room.
It's effortless, efficient, and doesn't require much brainpower, but even so, some male insects are unwilling to do it.
The female soldier assigning the tasks helped carry the not-so-heavy documents to the delivery room, instructing, "These documents need to be delivered before noon, please hurry."
Of the six male insects, only three stood up from their seats.
The moment the teleportation room door closed, Nianyuan muttered, "Those three guys are always slacking off, it's too much!" He then slammed the file in his hand down, "So annoying."
Changyun shrugged: "Who told him to be a Grade B male? Who told us to be just Grade C?"
Nianyuan retorted angrily, "Zhuang Nian is an A-level! He didn't even flaunt his bloodline power, so what right do these mere B-level insects have?" She then looked at Zhuang Nian, "Zhuang Nian, don't you think so?"
Zhuang Nian didn't reply. After his identity was verified, a huge multi-dimensional screen rose from the ground and appeared at his feet.
Nianyuan, feeling dizzy from the rapidly flashing data stream on the screen, asked Changyun, "What do we do?"
Changyun was at a loss as well. Looking at the densely packed, numbered boxes in the teleportation room, he felt a pang of trypophobia. (Look at Zhuang Nian.)
Got it!
The pre-job training last week was a complete waste of time.
Zhuang Nian scanned the address code on the document on the screen. After the corresponding delivery box popped up, he asked Nian Yuan and Chang Yun to deliver it, reminding them, "Remember to check if the address on the document and the box match."
The three insects worked together, with Zhuang Nian having the easiest job, but also the most mentally taxing.
Nianyuan was exhausted. He held his knees and panted heavily as he handed the documents in his hand to Changyun: "I can't go on, I need to rest. These documents are from the same floor as the ones you have, and the boxes are next to each other. You can deliver them together."
Changyun was also tired. He glanced at it quickly, too lazy to check, and pressed the delivery button directly.
Such carelessness inevitably leads to mistakes.
When I arrived at work in the afternoon, various departments sent messages asking what happened to the wrongly delivered document. Fei was among them.
Coincidentally, the person who mistakenly swapped the documents with him was Tu Nan.
According to regulations, this should be a matter of accountability, but considering that the three male insects were all new to the field and had not caused any damage, the supervisor took the blame for them, gave them a brief reprimand, and told them to apologize and quickly return the mistakenly submitted document.
Fei and Tu Nan's offices were on the same floor. Knowing his feelings for his master, Fei asked Xiuer to take the documents directly to exchange them, but was refused.
Tu Nan cherished this hard-won opportunity and had his subordinates prepare gifts, pastries, fruits, and tea. He then took a mirror and groomed his dazzling blond hair.
Thinking that if the male that comes later is one she likes, she will greet him with a charming smile and treat him gently; if not…
Later, it was Nianyuan who apologized to Fei and Tunan and exchanged the documents. Not only did Tunan give him a severe scolding without any politeness, but she also refused to forgive him despite his apology.
Nianyuan's eyes were red from crying. She sniffled and said, "Why was he so mean? I didn't mean it. Last time he was so enthusiastic, I thought he would be easy to get along with. I didn't expect him to be so mean. Waaah~"
This served as a lesson and also served as a wake-up call for the other three lazy male insects.
The purpose of everyone coming here is to find excellent female military officers to marry. Civilian personnel like them rarely have access to high-ranking officers, and they rarely need to personally deliver special documents. Therefore, sending documents by mistake seems to be a shortcut.
Nianyuan retorted indignantly, "We make mistakes, get scolded, and learn from our experiences! They slack off, act cunningly, and try to take shortcuts! Why should they get away with this?"
He asked Zhuang Nian and Chang Yun, "What should we do? Should we do the same? I heard that they've already hooked up with a major general and started dating. We can't even get a major, let alone a major general."
Changyun hesitated for a moment, "Isn't this a bad idea? If we keep making mistakes, it will delay the work of other insects, and we will also be punished."
Nianyuan: "But look at them, they delivered so many wrong documents and they're still doing fine, aren't they? Compared to getting to know excellent female soldiers, what's a little demerit or punishment? Besides, we're males, no one will make things difficult for us." Except for that blond, blue-eyed jerk with a really bad temper!
Changyun was somewhat tempted by what he heard and looked at Zhuang Nian: "Zhuang Nian, what do you think?"
The female soldier had excellent hearing, and Fei, who came to pick up Zhuang Nian from get off work, stopped at the door.
From inside came the male insect's light, airy voice: "Not interested." Deep and melodious, as pleasant as ever.
Shul and Joni both looked at their general with mocking eyes.
Fei gave a wry smile.
I thought to myself, if you really have no interest, you shouldn't have come here.
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