Starting from the deputy company commander of the Soldier Assault Team

Hearing Zhang Anbang's question, Cui Shuai said smugly, "I gave myself that title, of course you wouldn't know."

Zhang Anbang was quite impressed with Cui Shuai's shamelessness. "Okay, boss, I always thought I was shameless enough, but when it comes to being truly shameless, you're the real deal. Excuse me, but who's the other genius?"

"Haha, did you think the other genius was you?" Cui Shuai paused for a moment, "Sorry, one genius is me, and the other genius is my shadow, hahaha."

Hearing Cui Shuai's arrogant laughter, Zhang Anbang rubbed his forehead. "Okay, I admit, I underestimated you. Your shamelessness far exceeds my expectations."

"Haha, you flatter me," Cui Shuai said with a smug tone. "But now that you've heard and commented on my proposal, it's time for you to share your thoughts."

"Hehe, it's a secret," Zhang Anbang chuckled. "Well, boss, since you don't have any missions lately, why don't you come over here?"

"We'll talk about it face-to-face then. I'll explain my thoughts clearly to you once you come over, okay?"

"Damn, it's not that great," Cui Shuai said helplessly. "But since you've said that, there's nothing I can do. Fine, I'll ask for leave first thing tomorrow morning. You better prepare some good food for me, or I won't be happy."

"Don't worry, don't worry, our canteen is great. You're welcome to eat your fill, how about that?"

Cui Shuai said speechlessly, "Damn it, I came all this way to see you, and you treat me to a meal in the cafeteria?"

"Otherwise, it's inconvenient to come to my house, and I don't have an apartment at my workplace. You can't expect me to cook hot pot for you in my single dormitory, can you? It's so hot, it's not realistic."

"You're full of twisted logic, and you even say I'm shameless. I'm just shameless, but your twisted logic is way more sophisticated than mine. Alright, that's all. Remember to pick me up at your division's entrance tomorrow."

"Okay, okay, okay, don't worry."

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Anbang began to think about how to continue fooling Lao Hei when he arrived. After all, Lao Hei was a master coder, and if he could get him to come over, the software process would definitely be very fast.

……

After thinking for a while, Zhang Anbang made up his mind, turned around and left the office, riding his old-fashioned bicycle towards the division's reconnaissance camp.

The combined arms battalion is about to be formed. If we don't take advantage of this opportunity to ask the company commander for help, who knows when the next opportunity will be right.

Zhang Anbang hummed a little tune all the way to the reconnaissance camp. As soon as he parked the car, he saw several figures crouching under a tree smoking in the distance.

He recognized the figures, so he simply parked the car to the side and quietly crept towards them.

As expected, it was Shi Jin, a fourth-term sergeant, Wu Liuyi with red shoulder insignia, and Ma Xiaoshuai with 12 cents shoulder insignia.

Shi Jin sat cross-legged on the ground, fanning himself with his hat in one hand. "Liu Yi, if you were poisoned, there would only be one dose of the antidote, and one of the twenty-six elephants in front of you would have eaten it."

What should you do to survive?

"Ah," Wu Liuyi was stunned for a moment, and tentatively asked, "Squad leader, how did I get poisoned, and why did the elephant eat the antidote?"

Shi Jin raised her hand and smacked him, "Why are you meddling in so much? Just tell me what you're going to do."

Wu Liuyi scratched the back of his head. "Squad leader, why did you hit me? Let me think. Squad leader, it's simple. I've been poisoned and there's no antidote. I'll go to the battalion's medical clinic to find a veterinarian. If I'm outside, I'll call 120."

Shi Jin shook his head. "No, this isn't right."

Wu Liuyi looked at Shi Jin with a puzzled expression. "Wait, what should we do, squad leader? My veterinarian is no good. Calling 120 isn't an option either. We can't just wait to die, can we?"

Shi Jin chuckled, "Liu Yi, waiting to die is not an option. The most important thing is that you need to find a partner."

"Find a partner?" Wu Liu was stunned for a moment, then realized what he meant. "Class monitor, what are you talking about? I'm still a student. The school doesn't allow dating."

"Ha ha."

Ma Xiaoshuai laughed a few times and moved closer to Wu Liuyi. "Squad leader, I also have a question. Do you know why Sun Wukong killed the ginseng fruit that the elixir of immortality had transformed into?"

Wu Liuyi originally thought that Ma Xiaoshuai was just following the class monitor's lead in talking about finding a girlfriend, but he suddenly brought up Journey to the West. "Xiaoshuai, this isn't right. I've seen Journey to the West."

"But this only happened in the TV series; it's not in the book Journey to the West, is it?"

Upon hearing this, Ma Xiaoshuai retorted, "Hey, class monitor, who cares what happened in Journey to the West? The most important thing is to tell me why you killed him."

Wu Liuyi flicked the ash from his cigarette. "Little Shuai, don't make things difficult for me. It's not in this story, so I don't know it either."

Not to mention Wu Liuyi, even Shi Jin didn't react. He had never heard of this thing before. Seeing Wu Liuyi's pleading look, he could only shake his head.

"Well, I don't know."

"I don't know," Ma Xiaoshuai chuckled. "Squad leader, this is too easy. Judging from Squad Leader Shi's expression, he probably doesn't know either."

Seeing the two of them shake their heads in unison, Zhang Anbang was also pondering. He hadn't figured out the answer either, since he hadn't paid attention to these kinds of riddles in his previous life.

"Alright, alright, Ma Xiaoshuai, stop keeping me in suspense and just tell me already, or even though you're only a few cents, I'll still let you experience what my fist, the size of a sandbag, feels like."

Seeing Wu Liuyi's trembling fist, Ma Xiaoshuai immediately begged for mercy, "No, no, squad leader, this thing is really simple. Because it's Danshen, you're definitely going to be beaten to death."

Wu Liuyi asked in confusion, "Why is Danshen going to be killed? Isn't Danshen a medicinal herb?"

Zhang Anbang, who had been eavesdropping behind the three, realized what was going on. Good heavens, it's only 2004, and Ma Xiaoshuai is already using puns here. Doesn't he know that puns will get him fined?

Seeing the two looking puzzled, Ma Xiaoshuai pointed at Wu Liuyi and gestured, "Single, just single, just like you, class monitor, understand?"

Wu Liuyi finally understood. "No, Xiao Shuai, where did you hear all this? It's all nonsense. What, am I supposed to be beaten to death just because I'm single?"

Ma Xiaoshuai hid next to Shi Jin and said, "Hehe, not necessarily. It's just that you're already twenty-seven, you know. Everyone's urging you to find a partner, from the company commander and deputy company commander to the squad leader."

And this isn't just random talk; it's something my mom told me. Now I'm giving it to you, and I won't even charge you. How about it, class monitor? Pretty good, huh?