Aren't we friends? Why are you rushing at me?
Chapter 89 A Day in the Life of a Loser
A day in Natsuno begins at one o'clock in the afternoon.
Sunlight streamed through the curtains, piercing her face and waking her from her slumber.
Natsuno writhed on the bed like a worm, briefly entering a state of sage-like tranquility, and began to contemplate the meaning of life:
I fell asleep in bed.
I'm sleeping under the covers.
Does that mean I'm the bed with the blanket?
Since I am the bed, whether I can be moved obviously requires the consent of the blanket.
After thinking it through, Natsuno asked wearily:
"Blanket, do you want to sleep a little longer?"
The blanket did not answer her question.
Following his usual practice, Natsuno would take silence as tacit agreement, heed the guidance of the great quilt god, and return to sleep.
But not today!
That's right.
As a reborn person with memories of his past life, Natsuno felt extremely threatened last night.
She decided to officially launch the first step of her infiltration plan: to become a "holdout" of the Yorozuya.
After all, when it comes to tactics, she can't outmaneuver Shen Zhixiao.
In terms of intelligence, she can't compete with Su Ningshuang.
Even in terms of progress, she was behind Liu Ruyan, who had just given away a bunch of kills. At least Liu Ruyan had hugged and kissed Lin Shi.
Fortunately, she has a capable older sister, a father who is a bit of a womanizer but still loyal to the family, and a mother who is obsessed with being a detective, likes to catch adulterers but doesn't punish them.
For this family, as long as she stays away from drugs, gambling, and prostitution, and can happily be a parasite, that would be her greatest contribution to the family.
This is also the situation that the family most wants to see.
Therefore, relatively speaking, Natsuno's free time can be described as abundant.
She has 25 hours to squander each day out of 24.
That extra hour was earned by her staying up all night to cultivate immortality.
"For Lao Lin! Charge!"
Xia Ye mentally injected himself with adrenaline, and then jumped out of bed like a spring.
My bare feet made a dull thud as they stepped on the floor.
Hearing the commotion, the nanny outside the door immediately realized that the second young lady had finally decided to get up. She skillfully prepared to go inside to clean up the mess and make the bed.
Natsuno rushed into the washroom in one go.
She brushed her teeth while looking at her baby face in the mirror.
Although Natsuno is still as cute as ever even without makeup, she is not satisfied with it.
What she wanted most was Liu Ruyan's seductive face.
"That useless Liu Ruyan, she has such a pretty face but doesn't know how to use it. If it were me, my child would be born soon."
Xia Ye spat out the foam in his mouth and inwardly scorned that spendthrift woman.
The humiliating moments of last night began to replay in my mind involuntarily:
Shen Zhixiao and Su Ningshuang did not engage in any physical mixed doubles.
After all, for CEOs at their level, brute force is useful, but it's too low-class.
So they resorted to a new method: psychological warfare!
Those two women actually forced her and Liu Ruyan to record a confession video.
The video content is extremely shameful. It basically admits that he is mentally unstable, that he planned this farce for fun, and that he promises to turn over a new leaf in the future.
Although she originally wanted to refuse directly, she ultimately couldn't resist Su Ningshuang's "winter is coming".
As for Liu Ruyan, her fate was even more tragic.
Not to mention that she has a huge weakness in Shen Zhixiao and Su Ningshuang's hands, and the video recording is extremely shameful, her savings will also be drained.
Shen Zhixiao's original words were: "Since it's a commission, it should be completed from beginning to end. The commission fee will be paid as scheduled. Call Lin Shi first thing tomorrow morning and write in the remarks 'Commission closed, thank you for your cooperation'."
Not only did he lose his wife, but he also had to pay for his own travel expenses.
"Terrible, so terrible."
Natsuno spat out the foam in her mouth and splashed warm water on her face.
However, that's Liu Ruyan's misery, what does it have to do with me, Xia Ye?
I am just an innocent accomplice, a passerby who was dragged into this mess.
After silently comforting herself, Xia Ye continued to walk into the dressing room, humming a song as she stomped her small, white feet on the floor.
Some people looked enviously at the cabinet doors filled with studded leather jackets and skull T-shirts.
Those were all "treasures" she had carefully selected.
However, after thinking about it for a long time, Natsuno finally sighed and chose to give up.
After all, her goal today was still to get into the Yorozuya.
Dressing too "freely" inevitably leads to some inappropriate etiquette.
After much deliberation, she finally chose an outfit that she considered to be "very virtuous and modest," "very understated and reserved."
The girl in the mirror has her hair tied in a high ponytail and is wearing a baseball cap backwards.
She wore a black, tight-fitting tank top over a loose plaid shirt that hung loosely on her shoulders, subtly revealing her toned abs.
She wore light-colored ripped jeans, a silver chain around her waist that gleamed coldly, and thick-soled Martin boots.
"Perfect."
Natsuno made a cool gun gesture in front of the mirror, and then struck a few more poses.
Finally, hands on hips, looking at his handsome self in the mirror:
"Old Lin, you're really lucky."
"To make such a beautiful woman like me fall for you, hahahahahahaha."
"Miss, is there anything you'd like to eat today?"
The maid's voice suddenly broke Natsuno's narcissistic mood.
As Natsuno's daily routine is completely irregular, she eats her food after she wakes up.
The maids made specific inquiries before handing the food over to the chef for preparation.
Keep it simple, the simpler the better. I have something very, very important to do later.
Upon hearing the maid's question, Natsuno strode out of the dressing room, placed his hands on the maid's shoulders, and looked serious, as if he were giving instructions on some important national matter.
The maid seemed to have gotten used to Natsuno's eccentricities. After nodding, she quickly left the room.
After a while.
Natsuno had a simple breakfast...
A moment later, Natsuno ate a quick lunch and went to the underground parking garage.
Among a row of luxury cars gathering dust, she picked out the most "understated"-looking Porsche Panamera.
With a roar of engines, it sped toward the Yorozuya.
As for whether the Yorozuya would welcome him, Natsuno wasn't worried at all:
"She never caused trouble in the past, and she was a very pretty vase."
"They might not even take a salary, they'd even pay out of pocket."
"That boss won't want me."
"If Shen Zhixiao and the others don't understand Lin Shi, don't I understand him?"
Xia Ye was talking to himself, as if he were complaining or comforting himself.
At 3 p.m., Natsuno arrived at the company on time.
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