Naruto: Experience Pain, Start by Copying the Entire Shinobi World

At the entrance of Konoha Village, a black-haired girl holding a pink piglet is anxiously looking around.

"Ton-ton, are you sure Lady Tsunade's scent is coming this way?"

Jingyin stroked the head of the little pig in her arms, her face full of worry.

She barely managed to escape from the group of vicious debt collectors and followed the scent left by Lady Tsunade all the way to the village, but the scent became mixed up here.

The little pig, Tuntun, sniffed the air hard, then let out two confident grunts, its little hooves pointing towards the depths of the village.

"Okay, let's go inside and look!"

Shizune, carrying Ton-Ton, hurriedly ran into the gates of Konoha.

……

The first rays of morning sunlight shone through the crack in the window onto Sakuya Chigen's face.

He wasn't awakened by the sunlight, but by a shrill soprano voice.

"ah--!"

Qian Xuan suddenly opened his eyes, his brows furrowing as he felt a hangover-like headache.

He sat up and looked toward the source of the sound.

Tsunade was sitting on the bed, wrapped tightly in the blanket, her beautiful face filled with shock and confusion.

Last night's memories were like a shattered mirror, with countless chaotic and scalding fragments flooding into Qianxuan's mind.

An out-of-control kiss, burning breaths, entangled bodies, and finally, a suppressed sob, tinged with a cry...

He glanced at the bed sheet instinctively.

A striking crimson hue blooms on the pristine white sheets, like a plum blossom in full bloom in winter.

Qianxuan's mind went completely blank with a "buzz".

Are you kidding me?

The legendary Sannin of Konoha, the medical genius, the unrestrained and carefree Tsunade in the casino... this is actually her first time?

He felt his throat was a little dry.

This is a serious matter.

[Ding! Detected that the host has developed a deep bond with the special target "Tsunade," exceeding the completion target for the hidden quest "A Chance Encounter."]

[Mission Rating: Mythical]

[Reward: 5000 EP points.]

[Special Reward: The host's bloodline gains a trace amount of "Forest Thousand Hands" factor, permanently and slightly increasing physical constitution and chakra recovery speed!]

The system notification sounded in his mind, but Qianxuan had no mind to be happy.

He looked at Tsunade on the bed, who was hugging the blanket, her eyes shifting from shock to shame and anger, and finally to icy coldness, as if she were about to kill someone at any moment. He felt a chill run down his spine.

This isn't just exchanging lifespan for a salary; it's practically risking one's life for a relationship.

"Um... Lady Tsunade..."

Qianxuan spoke with difficulty, trying to explain something.

Tsunade didn't look at him, but stared intently at the bloodstain, her body beginning to tremble slightly uncontrollably.

Hemophobia!

Qianxuan's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately realized what was happening.

He didn't care about anything else, quickly got out of bed, swiftly tore off the blood-stained sheet, crumpled it into a ball, stuffed it into the hidden compartment under the bed, and then took out a new sheet from the wardrobe and laid it on top.

After doing all this, he breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Tsunade.

Tsunade's face was still pale, but her breathing was much more steady, and her trembling had stopped.

She finally raised her head and looked at Qianxuan with an extremely complicated expression.

Qianxuan dressed, walked to the bedside, and pulled the blanket up to cover her bare shoulders.

"You drank too much last night."

He carefully considered the words.

"It was an accident."

Tsunade remained silent, not saying a word, but simply looking at him.

The murderous intent in his eyes was gone, replaced by something else, something Qianxuan couldn't understand.

The atmosphere in the room was so awkward it felt like water could freeze.

Qianxuan felt he should say something, such as "I will take responsibility," but he just couldn't bring himself to say it.

Are you kidding me? You're telling one of the Three Ninja that you'd take responsibility?

I'm afraid I'll get beaten to a pulp in the next second.

Just then—

Boom, boom, boom.

The knocking sounded slowly and deliberately, sounding particularly abrupt in the quiet room.

Qianxuan's heart skipped a beat.

Who?

He instinctively looked at Tsunade, signaling her with his eyes to keep quiet.

Tsunade realized what was happening and immediately held her breath, shrinking herself completely under the covers.

"Senior Sengen, it is I, Kakashi Hatake."

A clear, cool young voice came from outside the door.

Kakashi?

What is he doing here?

Qianxuan's mind raced as he walked toward the door, pondering a solution.

He opened the door, just a crack, and stood sideways to block the entrance.

"Kakashi? Is something the matter?"

Kakashi stood outside the door, his short, silvery-white hair gleaming in the morning light.

He looked Qian Xuan up and down.

"The Chunin Promotion Exam will be held at 9:00 AM today in Training Ground 3."

Kakashi's tone was flat and emotionless.

"It was the Hokage's order, but it seems someone forgot to inform you."

Danzo.

Qianxuan immediately understood.

The old man wanted to make him absent in front of the whole village to solidify his crime of "disregarding the rules".

"I see."

Qianxuan nodded; all he wanted now was to get rid of Kakashi, that plague, as soon as possible.

"I'm ready to go now."

He was about to close the door when Kakashi suddenly spoke.

"The smell on you..."

Qianxuan's body stiffened.

Kakashi's nose twitched slightly, and a hint of inquiry flashed in his black eyes.

"A strong smell of alcohol, and..."

He seemed to be discerning,

"The scent of a woman's perfume."

Qianxuan's heart was pounding in his throat.

He feigned composure and continued to spout nonsense without batting an eye:

"Oh, I was drinking with some friends last night and accidentally spilled some on myself."

After saying that, he immediately changed the subject, pushed open the door and walked out, closing the door behind him.

"Let's go, didn't they say the assessment is about to start?"

He took Kakashi's arm and half-pushed, half-shoved him as he walked out, moving as fast as if they were running for their lives.

Kakashi was pushed a few steps by him, glanced back at the closed door, and didn't ask any more questions.

As soon as the two stepped out of the courtyard, they saw a black-haired girl holding a piglet, anxiously pacing around the alley entrance.

When Jingyin saw someone come out, she quickly ran over.

"Excuse me, have you seen a blond person...?"

Halfway through her sentence, the little pig in her arms suddenly started squealing at Qian Xuan, its nose rubbing against him.

Qianxuan's face turned green.

Shizune was stunned. She looked at Tun Tun's reaction, then at Qian Xuan, and her eyes became strange.

The scent of Lady Tsunade... why is it so strong on this man?

……

Third training ground.

A large crowd had already gathered there, mostly villagers who came to watch the spectacle and ninjas who came to observe.

Nohara Rin stood in the crowd, tiptoeing and looking around, searching for her teammates.

"Lin!"

A familiar voice came, and Shizune, holding Tun Tun, squeezed next to her.

"Mute? What are you doing here?"

Nohara Rin was somewhat surprised.

"I've come to see Lady Tsunade."

Mute looked anxious.

"Tonton said that Lady Tsunade's scent was very strong here, and then it disappeared."

Upon hearing this, Nohara Rin looked around as well, but did not find any of the legendary Sannin.

"Don't worry, maybe Lady Tsunade is just passing by."

She comforted him.

Just then, a commotion suddenly broke out in the crowd.

"Look! Kakashi's here!"

"Who's that next to him? His hair is all messy, and he looks so tired."

"That's Sakuya Chigen! That 'super repeat student'!"

Amidst the murmurs, Sengen and Kakashi walked side by side into the training ground.

Qianxuan yawned, looking like he hadn't woken up yet, but in his mind he was ranting and raving.

Oh no, I've left Tsunade alone at home. What if she tears his house down once she's recovered?

And that pig, its nose is so sensitive.

All he wanted to do now was finish this damn assessment as soon as possible and go home to apologize.

Perhaps... I could ask the system if there's any skill that makes me "not feel pain when I get hit" that I can exchange for.