Naruto: Experience Pain, Start by Copying the Entire Shinobi World

On the high platform, a roar filled with boundless killing intent exploded in everyone's ears like a thunderclap.

The square, which had just been buzzing with excitement because of that grand plan, suddenly fell into a deathly silence.

Everyone stared in disbelief at the two figures on the high platform.

One of them was a man who had just been pointing out the flaws in the world, full of vigor and confidence.

The other one is their elegant and noble Fourth Hokage, who is also the princess of the Land of Fire.

At this moment, the Hokage was exuding an aura even more terrifying than that of a tailed beast. In his amber eyes, what burned was no longer anger, but a molten killing intent capable of leveling the entire Hidden Leaf Village.

"Honey! Calm down! Just kidding! Let's lighten the mood!"

Qianxuan's will to survive surged to its peak at this moment.

The great man's expression, which seemed to say "I have shown the way for the ninja world," instantly switched to a fawning and fearful look, as if to say "I was wrong, I am guilty, I deserve to die."

He raised his hands high in a gesture of surrender, forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace.

However, Tsunade was no longer willing to listen to any explanations.

You, Shuo Ye Qianxuan!

I'm working so hard here to set up this platform for you, to help you establish your authority, to make grand promises, and to win people's hearts.

What about you?

In short, all the previous efforts were rendered meaningless!

Unify the ninja world?

Are you trying to make Konoha the enemy of the entire ninja world?!

"Unparalleled strength!"

Without uttering a single word, Tsunade's fair and delicate fist, enveloped in a visible layer of blue chakra, slammed fiercely towards Chihiro's face in a simple, brutal, and incredibly fast manner.

This punch showed no mercy whatsoever.

Wherever the fist passed, the air was compressed, emitting a piercing shriek.

Below the platform, the pipe of the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, fell to the ground with a "thud".

Even the usually composed clan leaders, Fugaku Uchiha and Hiashi Hyuga, had their eyes twitching uncontrollably.

If that punch lands, it could flatten a mountain, let alone a person!

However, just when everyone thought blood was about to spill on the spot...

Qian Xuan's figure, like a ghost, floated back several meters, narrowly avoiding the fatal blow.

boom--!!!

The fist missed its target and slammed into the solid platform.

The next second, the huge platform, made of high-quality granite and large enough to accommodate dozens of people, exploded with a tooth-grinding "crack" sound, like a cookie being smashed by a huge force!

Stone fragments flew everywhere, and dust billowed into the sky!

The entire square shook violently.

"..."

"..."

Everyone is stupid.

They stared blankly at the high platform that had instantly turned into ruins, then looked at Qian Xuan, who was suspended in mid-air unharmed, and felt that their brains were a little overwhelmed.

"I already said it was just a joke, why are you so angry?"

Qian Xuan floated in mid-air, looking completely innocent.

"Shuo! Ye! Qian! Xuan!"

Tsunade emerged from the smoke and dust, the ground beneath her feet cracking inch by inch, her golden eyes fixed intently on the man in mid-air.

"You're not leaving this square standing up today!"

Before she finished speaking, she stomped her foot on the ground and shot into the sky like a cannonball, charging towards Qian Xuan once again.

A highly publicized and dramatic case of "domestic violence" unfolded without warning, right before the eyes of all the high-ranking officials and tens of thousands of villagers in Konoha.

"Oh no! She's murdering her husband!"

Qian Xuan let out a strange cry, and in a flash, he appeared on the Fire Shadow Rock a hundred meters away.

Tsunade followed closely behind, punching away half of the Third Hokage's kind smiling face.

"Holy crap! You're serious?!"

Qianxuan's figure disappeared again, reappearing on the rooftop of the commercial street across the street.

boom!

With a single kick, Tsunade stomped a thriving dumpling shop in two.

In an instant, the entire Hidden Leaf Village was in chaos.

The sounds of houses collapsing and crumbling were incessant.

In the square, everyone looked up, staring blankly at the two figures that kept flashing and chasing each other in the sky above the village.

The atmosphere shifted from initial shock to terror, and then to... numbness.

"Um... what should we do now?"

An ANBU ninja swallowed hard and looked at his captain beside him.

The captain was silent for a moment, then quietly took out a small notebook and a pen from his pocket.

"What else can we do? Register the property damage and prepare for reconstruction. This is almost becoming a traditional practice in Konoha."

Beside the ruins of the high platform, Jiraiya was laughing so hard that tears were almost streaming down his face. As he laughed, he patted Minato Namikaze's thigh next to him.

"See that! Minato! See that! This is the Tsunade I know! Hahahaha!"

Minato wore a bitter smile as he watched the buildings being reduced to ruins as the two pursued him, feeling as if his heart was bleeding.

That's all money!

The project funds that were just "begged" from Sunagakure Village haven't even been warmed yet, and they're probably going to be thrown away.

Nara Shikaku yawned and said to Yamanaka Inoichi and Akimichi Choza beside him:

"Alright, that's all for us. Let's go back. The meeting this afternoon probably won't be able to take place."

"Shall we go back for barbecue?"

Choza Akimichi's focus is always on food.

"Yes, it's on me."

As Lu Jiu watched the disheveled figure fleeing in the sky, a barely perceptible smile curved his lips.

"Let's celebrate Konoha welcoming a true..."

He paused, as if searching for a suitable word.

"...Guardian Deity."

On the other side of the square, Yekura and Konan stood side by side.

Ye Cang watched the thrilling chase in the sky, his usually sharp eyes now filled with a smile.

"See that? This is how that man survives."

She whispered to Xiao Nan beside her.

"He used the most outrageous method to dissolve everyone's awe and fear into nothingness. From today onwards, when the villagers of Konoha mention him, they will not think of a monster who can cut through mountains with a single slash, but of a... henpecked, joking, living, breathing person."

Xiao Nan nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

She simply watched as Tsunade chased the man relentlessly, leaving him with nowhere to run. The worry that had arisen in her heart because of his nonsensical ramblings had long since vanished.

Instead, there was a strange, reassuring feeling.

……

This chase, which could be described as the largest and most widespread since the founding of Konoha, ended with Sengen being dragged down from the sky by Tsunade, who grabbed him by the ear.

When Sengen, his face bruised and swollen, was dragged into the Hokage's office by Tsunade like a dead dog, some busybodies outside were already betting on "how long Lord Sengen could withstand the Hokage's iron fist."

"explain!"

The office door was kicked shut, and Tsunade threw Chigen to the ground, crossed her arms, and looked down at him.

"What exactly do you want?"

"I...I just wanted to see everyone's reaction..."

Qianxuan rubbed his ear, which felt like it had been twisted off, looking utterly aggrieved.

"It turns out that the ninjas and villagers of Konoha still love peace."

"You're talking nonsense!"

Tsunade was furious.

"Do you even realize how much trouble your words will cause Konoha?!"

"What trouble could there be?"

Qian Xuan got up from the ground, dusted himself off, and his expression returned to its usual nonchalant tone.

"In this ninja world now, who dares to cause us trouble?"

He walked behind Tsunade and attentively massaged her shoulders.

"Wife, you need to have some confidence in your husband's abilities. When I said I could unify the ninja world, that would be an understatement. If I wanted to, I could have the other four villages all flying Konoha's flag in less than three days."

Tsunade was so angry at his words that she trembled all over.

She turned around abruptly and pointed at his nose.

"I'm warning you, Shuo Ye Qianxuan! From today onwards, if you dare to mention the word 'war' again, I will..."

"What will you do?"

Qianxuan smiled, took the slender finger that was pointing at him, put it to his lips, and gently kissed it.

Tsunade's face flushed red instantly.

"I...I'll lock you up at home and forbid you from going to bed for three days!"

"That won't do."

Qianxuan pulled her into his arms, rested his chin on her forehead, and whispered in her ear in an almost coquettish tone.

"My wife and I are going to have enough kids to fill several football teams. If we don't go to bed for three days, it'll affect our progress."

Tsunade's temper was completely extinguished by his smooth and effortless actions.

She could only struggle symbolically for a couple of moments in his arms before finding a comfortable position and leaning against him.

"asshole……"

The murderous intent in his voice had vanished, replaced by a hint of helpless reproach.

The office fell silent.

Outside the window, the sounds of villagers rebuilding their homes fill the air with energy and activity.

Sunlight streamed through the window, bathing the two embracing figures in warmth and tranquility.

Tsunade leaned against Sengen's chest, listening to his strong heartbeat, and suddenly felt that this... wasn't so bad.

There is a man who can be a pillar of strength in the outside world, but is willing to humble himself and act subserviently towards you when he comes home.

She has a husband who, despite always being a bit of a rascal, manages to protect the entire village in his own way.

Perhaps, this is happiness.