Naruto: Experience Pain, Start by Copying the Entire Shinobi World

The farcical wedding finally came to a comical yet satisfying end with Qianxuan's deafening scream.

The guests tactfully dispersed, but each of them left with a strange expression on their face, as if they were trying so hard to suppress their laughter.

When Fugaku Uchiha left, his steps were somewhat unsteady.

The impact he is experiencing today is greater than he has in the past decade combined.

He watched as Tsunade dragged him out of the auditorium by the ear, and his understanding of the word "powerful" deepened with a new and more awe-inspiring feeling.

To be able to tame the Hokage so completely, that's what makes a true powerhouse!

……

On the way back to the Thousand Hands Mansion, the moonlight was just right.

Tsunade released her grip, and Sengen rubbed his burning ear, a silly grin on his face.

Still laughing?

Tsunade glared at him, annoyed.

"Hehe, my wife is so impressive."

Qianxuan leaned closer and took her hand again.

Tsunade's cheeks flushed slightly in the moonlight, and she did not pull away again.

The two walked quietly, enjoying the tranquility that belonged only to them after the hustle and bustle.

Looking at the woman beside him with her long blonde hair and stunning beauty, Qianxuan felt his little vanity greatly satisfied.

He remembered when he first transmigrated to this world.

At that time, he was anxious and cautious, calculating every day just to survive.

And now...

He looked at their clasped hands, feeling the warmth from their palms, and his smile deepened.

Not only did he gain a foothold, but he also acquired the strength he had always dreamed of. More importantly, he finally won over the goddess he could only admire from a screen in his past life.

That kid Obito has been completely fooled by me. Now he's diligently acting as a "double agent" by Black Zetsu's side, ready to backstab that old schemer at any moment.

Without Obito as a key pawn, the Nine-Tails' rampage is highly unlikely to occur.

Minato and Kushina were able to live their peaceful and quiet lives.

Qianxuan mentally calculated the days; this October, that little blond-haired boy named Uzumaki Naruto would be born.

Without the tragic childhood of losing both parents, without the loneliness of being ostracized by the whole village as a monster, I wonder what that little guy will look like when he grows up.

He might turn into a mischievous kid who's even more unruly than his mother.

A picture has even begun to appear in Qianxuan's mind.

Years later, he stood before a group of kids as the "Number One Mentor of Konoha".

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru...

The Konoha Twelve must all be included.

When the time comes, I can train them however I want.

The thought of being able to discipline that future Erzhuzi like a grandson made Qianxuan want to laugh.

Hehehe!

These days are really unpredictable.

However, this relaxed and pleasant feeling did not last long.

Qianxuan's smile slowly faded.

His gaze passed through the myriad lights of Konoha and landed on the bright moon hanging in the night sky.

The greatest threat to this world has never been Madara Uchiha, nor has it been the Akatsuki organization.

Instead, it was the Otsutsuki clan, who viewed the entire planet as an orchard and all life as chakra fruits.

Kaguya, Momoshiki, Kinshiki, Ichishiki...

Could it be that this "virus" that doesn't belong to this world has caused such a commotion that it has already alerted those guys?

They possess the ability to travel through time and space.

What if one day I wake up and find myself back in the time when I first traveled through time? That wouldn't be fun.

Qianxuan's expression shifted between relaxed and serious, causing Tsunade beside him to furrow her brows slightly.

"What are you thinking about?"

She asked softly.

"Thinking..."

Qian Xuan snapped out of his daze, looked into her concerned golden eyes, and his mischievous smile returned to his face.

"I'm thinking about when our family will have a new member."

Tsunade's face flushed red again.

She stomped hard on Qian Xuan's foot, then quickened her pace and ran towards the mansion, leaving behind only a shameful and angry back view.

Qianxuan burst into laughter as he watched her flee in disarray.

Who cares about the Otsutsuki clan?

there is always a solution to a problem.

Even if the sky falls, I, at 1.8 meters tall, will hold it up.

……

The next day, in a valley outside Konoha Village that had been designated as a forbidden area, the clanging and banging of construction noises could be heard incessantly.

This place will become Orochimaru's brand new, and the most advanced, secret laboratory in the entire ninja world.

Qianxuan stood at the entrance of the valley, looking at the bustling scene before him, and nodded in satisfaction.

A figure appeared beside him, like a ghost.

"Qian Xuanjun".

Orochimaru's pale face was filled with an almost morbid ecstasy.

"The environment here is simply perfect! Isolated from the world, with stable geology, it's practically a sanctuary tailor-made for scientific research!"

"If you like it, that's good."

Qianxuan patted him on the shoulder.

"However, just having a place isn't enough. Scientific research is incredibly expensive."

Orochimaru's smile faltered slightly.

He recalled the days when he was in the Land of Fields, and had to rob wealthy merchants to make ends meet.

"This... Lady Tsunade..."

"she?"

Qianxuan pursed his lips.

"She's so poor she's practically selling her pants. The village's finances have been in deficit for a long time because of trying to increase the compensation for fallen ninjas. You still expect her to allocate funds to you?"

Orochimaru's face fell.

"However, if you come with me, you won't have to worry about that."

A smile, like that of a nouveau riche, appeared on Qianxuan's face.

He pulled a huge sealing scroll from his pocket and threw it on the ground.

"Bang!"

After a puff of white smoke, a small mountain made up of countless boxes filled with banknotes appeared out of thin air on the open ground.

"This...this is..."

Orochimaru's eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets.

He looked at the "mountain" shimmering with the light of money and felt his breath catch in his throat.

Good guy!

I work myself to the bone in the land of fields, and worry about money every day.

Has Qianxuanjun... emptied the entire treasury of some daimyo?!

"These were 'borrowed' from a shady merchant named Kado in the Land of Waves."

Qianxuan spoke of it casually,

"Use this for now, and let me know if you need more."

Orochimaru stared blankly at Sengen, then looked at the mountain of money. Something crystalline was shimmering in his golden snake eyes.

He suddenly reached out and tightly grasped Qianxuan's hands, his voice choked with emotion.

"Qian Xuanjun! You...you are my god!"

"Ahem, don't be so mushy."

Qianxuan withdrew his hand.

"Here's the money. Now it's up to you to show your results."

"rest assured!"

Orochimaru patted his chest, his posture resembling that of someone making a solemn pledge.

"I will definitely live up to your expectations!"

"By the way, studying Ban's corpse alone is not enough."

Qian Xuan suddenly changed the subject, rolling up his sleeves to reveal his muscular forearms.

"I think my cells are no worse than those of the First Hokage."

After all, it has been strengthened by the system so many times.

"Come on, let's draw a few tubes and study them carefully."

Qianxuan acted as if he were saying, "My blood is free."

Orochimaru's eyes instantly shone like two 1,000-watt light bulbs.

He frantically pulled a syringe from his pocket, his movements as devout as if he were performing some sacred ritual.

"Qian Xuanjun, one tube is enough; your body..."

"It's okay, I'm healthy and have plenty of blood."

Qianxuan said nonchalantly.

"Draw a few more tubes, so you won't come looking for me again later."

As he watched the crimson blood being drawn away tube after tube, Orochimaru's eyes welled up with tears.

A scholar will die for one who understands him!

He felt that his life had been worthwhile.

"Qian Xuanjun! Enough! Enough already!"

Orochimaru looked at Sengen, whose face was still rosy despite having had nearly ten vials of blood drawn, and shed tears of emotion.

……

The Hokage's office.

Tsunade was buried in a pile of documents taller than herself, scratching her hair in frustration.

"Damn it! How come I'm out of money again!"

She stared at the latest financial report; the deficit stung her eyes.

Just then, the office door was kicked open.

"Honey! I'm home!"

Qianxuan hummed a little tune and swaggered in.

"So you finally decided to come back?"

Tsunade looked up and said irritably,

"How's Orochimaru's lab doing?"

"Don't worry, everything is going well."

Qianxuan walked behind her and attentively massaged her shoulders.

"I've also taken care of the money issue for him."

"Oh?"

Tsunade was somewhat surprised.

"Where did you get the money? Let me tell you, the village doesn't have a single penny to spare right now."

"Hehe, you don't need to worry about that."

Qianxuan's face revealed a smug expression, seeking praise.

"I used my...secret stash."

Tsunade's hand, which was holding the pen, paused.

She slowly turned her head, her golden eyes narrowing dangerously.

"Secret stash of money?"

"What do you mean by 'secret stash of money'? That sounds so awful."

Qianxuan was still oblivious to the impending danger, basking in his smug satisfaction.

"It's just some pocket money I saved up before, not much, maybe... a few hundred million."

The temperature in the office seemed to drop to freezing point instantly.

Tsunade looked at Sengen's smug face, then looked down at the report on her desk that read "fiscal deficit".

An unnamed rage surged from the soles of my feet straight to the top of my head.

You, Shuo Ye Qianxuan!

My mother is so worried about the village's finances that she can barely afford to eat!

You, on the other hand, have hundreds of millions of dollars in secret savings, keeping women on the side, and even using it to build some luxurious laboratory for your Snake Uncle?!

"Shuo! Ye! Qian! Xuan!"

A furious roar filled with murderous intent echoed throughout the entire Hokage Building.