Entertainment: A whirlwind marriage with a fairy-like mother at the start!
Chapter 225 Chinese-brand mobile phone, silly girl at your service
On the television screen, the cool-toned metal wall exudes a cold texture.
That was a science laboratory in 2060.
A scientist in a white lab coat is tapping out complex commands into a transparent cylindrical container.
In the center of the container stood a girl wearing a red, tight-fitting leather outfit.
His eyes were closed and his face was expressionless.
Her skin glowed white under the cool light, like a delicate porcelain doll.
"Is this the silly girl you were talking about?"
With two pieces of mutton stuffed in her mouth, Liu Qianqian pointed at the screen indistinctly.
"Shuchang, to be honest, your look... makes you look like a plastic mannequin in a shopping mall."
Shu Chang clutched a skewer of grilled meat tightly in her hand, staring at herself on the screen, her ears already bright red.
"Eat your flesh and keep quiet!"
On television, the scientist's tone was calm and powerful.
"Silly girl, turn it on."
Shu Chang on the screen suddenly opened her eyes, and countless green codes flashed across the depths of her pupils like a screen full of text.
"2060 Chinese-brand mobile phone, Silly Girl, is at your service. Please enter your power-on password."
"I love you."
The scientist stated it without batting an eye.
"Pfft—cough cough cough!"
Liu Qianqian sprayed out the mouthful of cola she had just taken a sip of.
She coughed and slapped her thigh, laughing so hard tears were almost streaming down her face.
"Dad, did you write these lines?"
"'I love you'? That's so corny!"
"Is this the level of aesthetics scientists will have in 2060?"
Yu Le slowly flipped the chicken wings on the grill without looking up.
"This is called great skill without artifice."
"High-end technology often only requires the simplest way to activate it."
"Besides, it's the highest tribute to human emotions. What would a little brat like you know?"
Liu Qianqian pursed her lips.
"I think you're just too lazy to think of words."
The scene suddenly shifts.
Upon receiving the command, Silly Girl transformed into a bright red streak and instantly pierced through the laboratory's dome.
The time-space portal has been opened.
The colorful tunnel is like a twisted kaleidoscope.
"Spacetime fluctuations detected. Target location: 641 AD, Xiaoxitian."
The camera pulls back.
Desolate mountains, ancient temples.
A strange man with a full beard and disheveled hair was waving a golden cloth bag; it was none other than the Yellow-Eyebrowed King.
Opposite him was a monkey scratching its ears and cheeks, covered in golden fur, and a pig's head with a big belly.
It was Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.
They were now in a sorry state due to the human seed bag of the Yellow-Eyebrowed King.
Just then.
A red figure descended from the sky.
Silly Girl moved like a ghost, and before King Yellow Eyebrows could react, she had already "snatched" the treasure bag.
King Yellow Eyebrows was stunned.
He has lived for thousands of years and probably has never seen a "female demon" wearing a red leather coat and flying.
"Where did this little demon come from! How dare you steal my treasure!"
King Yellow Eyebrows roared, trying to take back the Human Race Bag.
Silly Girl, on the other hand, directly activated a time tunnel, wanting to travel back in time.
Huang Mei, in an attempt to retrieve the bag, held onto it tightly and refused to let go, which led him into the time tunnel by Sha Niu.
Because of the excessive weight and depleted energy, the silly girl's body began to disintegrate in mid-air.
In the end, she shrunk into a crystal doll.
Falling from a great height.
The camera follows the crystal doll as it falls.
Below is a young man wearing ripped jeans and riding a 28-inch bicycle.
Lu Xiaoqian.
He was driving slowly through Beijing's old hutongs, humming an off-key tune.
"Thump!"
The crystal doll hit him precisely on the back of the head and bounced into the bag on his back.
"Ouch!"
Lu Xiaoqian stumbled, the handlebars veered, and he crashed directly into a pile of discarded cardboard boxes.
He rubbed his head and got up, muttering to himself.
"Who is it? Who's so inconsiderate as to throw things from a high-rise building?"
He looked up at the sky, but saw nothing but a few sparrows.
He had no choice but to accept his bad luck and push his old bicycle away.
The scene shifts, and Yellow-Eyebrowed King emerges from a roadside trash can, covered in dust and dirt.
He surveyed his surroundings with a fierce look.
The car horns and skyscrapers of the modern city left him completely bewildered.
"What kind of demon realm is this? What are these iron-shelled monsters?"
King Yellow Eyebrows was so frightened by a girl in a miniskirt walking by that he took three steps back.
"The female demons here are so shameless, they don't even wear their trousers properly!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Before they knew it, a crowd had gathered in front of the television, and the crew members burst into laughter.
The humor, which blends the ancient and the modern, may be cliché, but Chen Chuang's performance is truly excellent.
He nailed that unsophisticated, country bumpkin vibe.
In the following plot, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King uses his magic to track the signals of the silly girl and find Lu Xiaoqian. Lu Xiaoqian, on the other hand, repeatedly escapes danger thanks to the silly girl's "passive defense".
In particular, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King transformed into a trash can to avoid the city management officers.
But a passerby threw a cigarette butt into Yellow Eyebrow King's mouth, and the scene where he was burned and ran around the street made everyone laugh so hard their abs hurt.
After the two episodes aired, the ending theme song began to play.
Liu Qianqian clapped her hands, still feeling quite satisfied.
"I must say, it's actually quite pretty."
"Shuchang, you acted quite well as that expressionless cell phone."
Shu Chang breathed a sigh of relief when she saw everyone praising her.
Yu Le took out his phone with a faint smile on his lips.
At this time, the comment section under the online entry for "Magic Phone" was filled with comments.
Holy crap! This show is amazing! Cell phones can turn into real people?!
[Shu Chang's leather jacket look is so cool, I love it!]
I also want a silly girl, could she help me with my homework?
That Yellow-Eyebrowed King is hilarious! I feel sorry for him for three seconds, hahaha!
Salted fish products are always top-notch!
Liu Qianqian leaned closer and looked at Yu Le's phone screen.
"Dad, everyone's talking about Silly Girl's abilities."
"Look at what this netizen said, he wants Silly Girl to help him see through the winning numbers."
Just then, from the direction of the alley entrance.
The stagehand, who had already left the television set and was preparing to pack up, was quietly probing his Nokia brick phone.
"I love you?"
The phone screen was lit, but there was no response.
The stagehand scratched his head awkwardly, his face flushed, and after glancing around to make sure no one was watching, he quickly stuffed his phone back into his pocket.
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