Entertainment: A whirlwind marriage with a fairy-like mother at the start!

Looking at Liu Qianqian's aggressive demeanor, Yu Le reached out and pulled the script from her arms, rolling it into a paper tube.

The paper tube tapped her on the forehead, neither too hard nor too soft.

"Don't scare me to death yet." Yu Le pointed to the corner of her mouth with a look of disgust. "Wipe the cantaloupe juice off your mouth and go change your clothes."

Liu Qianqian covered her head, puffing out her cheeks indignantly: "Why change clothes? I need to immerse myself in studying the script!"

"Research my ass." Yu Le threw the paper tube on the table. "Today, 'Rob-B-Hood' is released. The whole country is waiting to see the results of your 'violent nurse' work. Aren't you going to go see it for yourself?"

......

Half an hour later, at Wanda Cinema in Beijing.

The power of the Spring Festival film season is undeniable; the queues outside the cinemas were so long that it looked like the train station had been moved here in advance for the Spring Festival travel rush.

The title "Baby Project" sounds a bit like an educational film airing on a parenting channel at 3 pm.

But the names on the poster were just too good to pass up.

Cheng Long, Gu Tianle, Liu Yifei.

This lineup would be a game-changer anywhere at this time.

Moreover, the inconspicuous small print at the very bottom of the poster—"Produced by Xianyu Entertainment"—is now seen by the audience as a gold standard for quality.

"Give me five tickets to 'Rob-B-Hood'! I want them all together!"

"That's all! Only the ones on the very edge of the first row are left!"

"The first row is fine too! I'd be happy to sit on the floor as long as I can see Jackie Chan jump off a building!"

Wearing sunglasses and a mask, Yu Le disguised himself like a bank robber and mingled in the audience of a movie theater in Beijing.

Sitting next to her was Liu Qianqian, who was fully armed.

The theater lights dimmed.

The movie begins.

It's fast-paced and packed with jokes.

The moment Jackie Chan and Louis Koo, this "bumbling thief duo," appeared on screen, their natural comedic timing and style filled the theater with laughter.

The eldest brother is still the same eldest brother.

Even as he gets older, his relentless, workaholic spirit still makes your palms sweat.

He jumped on the air conditioner unit and slid on the mall escalator; every move he made exuded a dangerous aura that suggested he would be denied insurance coverage.

The audience gasped and laughed, forgetting to put the popcorn in their mouths.

The plot progresses.

The figure in the pink nurse uniform appeared on the screen.

A low commotion arose in the theater.

Wow! It's Liu Yifei! This look is so innocent and pure!

"Is this what it means for a fairy godmother to descend to earth as a nurse? I want to be sick! I want to be hospitalized!"

However, the next second.

The "delicate little nurse" on the screen suddenly changed her expression when faced with the arrest by the burly man.

There was no screaming, no running away.

She suddenly ducked, followed by a sharp sweeping leg kick and a beautiful, deadly scissor kick.

The movements were fluid, swift, accurate, and ruthless.

The burly man, weighing 180 pounds, was directly wrestled to the ground by her.

"Holy crap?!"

A young man sitting in front of Yu Le almost crushed the can of cola in his hand.

"Is this really Zhao Ling'er? With that fighting power, even Li Xiaoyao would take two slaps!"

"So handsome! This unexpected cuteness is irresistible!"

"My sister's legs aren't just legs, they're kicking my very soul! Kick me! Please kick me hard with those legs!"

Yu Le listened to the surrounding discussions and pursed her lips under her mask.

These guys are masochists.

He turned his head and saw the little girl's eyes sparkling in the darkness, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up, clearly showing a bit of secret pleasure.

Then, the plot reached its climax.

The "core protagonist," who was only a few months old, made his appearance.

Yu Muchen displayed amazing "acting skills" on the screen.

His big, dark eyes looked at the camera, his eyelashes as long as two small fans.

When he stretched out his chubby little hand and accurately grabbed Jackie Chan's big nose.

The whole place burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! A newborn calf isn't afraid of a tiger! That's Jackie Chan's nose!"

"Ahhh, this baby is so cute! I want to form a group and steal it!"

"Whose child is this? They're so good-looking! They're totally trying to trick me into having a second child!"

The scene shifts.

Liu Xiaoli, playing a wealthy socialite, makes her entrance.

She wore a well-tailored cheongsam, her hair piled high, and her elegant and noble demeanor instantly elevated the overall style of the scene by three levels.

With tears in her eyes, she held her child, whom she had lost and then found again.

That maternal radiance was so beautiful that it was impossible to look away.

"This...this is Liu Yifei's mother? Really?"

"Holy crap! Is this gene real? It's so beautiful! How can anyone live like this?!"

"The traitor Cao Cao was actually myself!"

The movie has ended.

The lights came on.

Thunderous applause erupted.

The two walked out of the theater with the crowd, their ears still filled with the excited discussions of the audience, and almost everyone had a smile on their face that seemed to indicate they hadn't had enough.

Back in the car, Liu Qianqian immediately called out.

"Quick, quick, Dad, see what's being said online!"

Yu Le slowly took out his phone.

The internet was in an uproar.

Six of the top ten trending topics were related to Xianyu Entertainment.

#LiuYifeiViolentNurse#

#Jackie Chan is still as sharp as ever#

#CutestBabyOnTheInternet#

#Liu Xiaoli's air of wealth and privilege#

But the most popular entry was one that made people both laugh and cry.

#YuLeOldThief#

Clicking in, I found nothing but furious denunciations from netizens.

[Yu Le! You heartless, despicable old thief! The hatred for stealing my wife is irreconcilable!]

[Everyone, be the judge! Did this guy save the galaxy in his past life? His wife is a top-tier beauty, his daughter is an angel, and even his son is ridiculously cute! Does he have the entire family's good looks?]

I think this movie shouldn't be called "Rob-B-Hood," it should be called "Yu Le's Versailles Life"!

[Case solved! This is actually a home video of Yu Le's family! They even tried to charge me tens of yuan for a movie ticket! Refund!]

[Hey upstairs, stop being so sour. Even though Mr. Yu isn't... well... as handsome as me, he's talented!]

[So what if he's talented? Does talent give him the right to monopolize so many resources? I suggest tying Yu Le up, locking him in a dark room, giving him only one meal a day, and forcing him to write scripts and songs!]

Liu Qianqian laughed until tears streamed down her face, pointing at her phone screen: "Dad, look, everyone's trying to kidnap you! You're public enemy number one now!"