Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

"What's there to be afraid of if your internal energy hasn't recovered? I don't need you to use your internal energy." Li Mochou leaned close to Yang Guo's ear and blew a breath of hot air. "You can just lie down, I'll take care of you. This cave is quiet, no one will disturb us. We must get on with our important business of making a baby today."

Li Mochou reached out to undo Yang Guo's undergarment.

"You little rascal, aren't you usually quite the troublemaker? Why are you acting like a shy young lady today?" Li Mochou's fingers deftly untied Yang Guo's clothes in a few quick movements, revealing his muscular chest. She lowered her head and bit it, leaving a shallow tooth mark.

Yang Guo gasped in pain, clutching his waistband tightly with both hands.

"Technician Li, it's not that I don't want to. I'm thinking about the bigger picture. I've just become the sect leader, and there's still a mess to clean up in the Quanzhen Sect. I need to save my energy to deal with those old Taoist priests. If I exhaust my energy today, I won't even be able to hold a sword properly tomorrow. Wouldn't that be a huge embarrassment?" Yang Guo earnestly advised, trying to divert her attention with the promise of work.

Li Mochou wasn't buying it at all. She reached out and slapped Yang Guo's hand away, forcefully tearing off his belt.

"Don't try to intimidate me with those Taoist priests. Who do they think they are! Releasing my acupoints is the most important thing. You can talk until the end of time, but you still have to pay your dues." Li Mochou acted swiftly, tearing off her Taoist robe and throwing it over Yang Guo's face.

Yang Guo pushed him away impatiently.

The technician, Ms. Li, was wearing only a bodice that clung tightly to her full breasts, rising and falling with her breath. Her fair skin gleamed in the dim light. Yang Guo stared, completely mesmerized. This woman was truly a bewitching beauty; her figure and aura were simply breathtaking.

He swallowed hard, the last shred of reason still struggling in his mind.

"Technician Li, you're driving too fast! I'm not wearing a seatbelt!" Yang Guo said, trying to stall for time.

"Enough nonsense! Today I'm going to be the Sheep Knight!" Li Mochou knocked Yang Guo down.

Yang Guo was only met with a gentle, fragrant breeze before his lips were sealed by Li Mochou's. Her kiss was passionate and domineering, giving him no chance to breathe. Her hands roamed over his body, igniting fires everywhere. Yang Guo's pitiful resistance crumbled in the blink of an eye under this fierce onslaught.

He sighed inwardly, resigned to his fate. This kind of "blessing" with multiple wives was something few could enjoy. Even if he were made of iron, he'd be finished here today.

Soon, sounds that made one blush and their heart race came from inside the cave. Yang Guo closed his eyes in humiliation, letting Technician Li do as he pleased.

……

Half an hour later.

Yang Guo collapsed onto the stone platform, feeling utterly drained, not even wanting to move a finger. His eyes were blank as he stared at the stone wall above the cave, his mind a complete void.

Li Mochou leaned against him, her head resting on his arm, a satisfied smile on her face. She traced circles on Yang Guo's chest with her finger, humming a little tune, her mood extremely pleasant.

"Guo'er, what's wrong? You look so pale?" Li Mochou tilted her head and looked at him, asking knowingly.

Yang Guo said weakly, "Technician Li... you were too ruthless."

"No way! I'm clearly very gentle." Li Mochou blinked, looking completely innocent.

Yang Guo silently erected a monument for himself in his heart.

I'll never be an experienced driver again in my life.

These guys at home will drain him dry sooner or later.