Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

Holy crap!

Yang Guo cursed inwardly.

Is this really the aloof and proud Little Dragon Girl?

This is such a curious little thing!

And she's also a very active and curious little one!

"Sister! You mustn't! You mustn't!"

Yang Guo struggled desperately, leaving red marks on his wrists. "This is improper! Let's practice our martial arts properly!"

"This is proper training."

Little Dragon Girl stopped his fidgeting, "Don't talk, just focus on feeling."

Yang Guo felt a surge of heat rush to his head.

That feeling was both painful and pleasurable.

The painful part is that my body is really tired.

The good thing is... this is Little Dragon Girl!

No.

This can't go on.

If this continues, I'm really going to die in bed.

We must seize the initiative!

Yang Guo's brain was working at lightning speed.

Since we can't move our bodies, we'll use our mouths!

Distract yourself!

Turn this into a "teaching model"!

"Stop! Sister, stop for a second!"

Yang Guo shouted.

Little Dragon Girl stopped what she was doing and looked at him with a puzzled expression: "What is it now?"

Yang Guo, in the tone of a seasoned veteran, patiently persuaded, "This method is too inefficient, and it's difficult to reach that... that state of complete absorption in the world."

"Then what should we do?" Little Dragon Girl asked humbly.

"You have to put your heart into it."

Yang Guo took a deep breath. "Besides, sister, your current behavior is wrong. Although your clothes are correct, your demeanor is off."

"Expression?"

"Yes! When wearing this kind of clothing, you need to match it with a corresponding expression."

Yang Guo started spouting nonsense, "For example, your eyes should be a little glazed, your lips slightly parted, and your breathing rapid. This will maximize the potential within your body and make your internal energy flow faster!"

Little Dragon Girl was stunned by what he said.

She tried to imitate it.

Her eyes became unfocused, and her red lips parted slightly.

In an instant, her appearance transformed from a cool and aloof fairy into a bewitching enchantress.

Yang Guo felt a burning sensation in his nose.

It seems like something is leaking out.

But he didn't bother to wipe it.

"Yes! That's it!"

Yang Guo continued his deception, "Maintain this state! Now, close your eyes and imagine the internal energy within your body as a small snake, flowing through your meridians. Don't worry about me, just practice on your own!"

"Practice by myself?"

"Yes! That's called 'daydreaming'... no, it's called 'mindfulness of the universe'!"

Yang Guo said seriously, "I'll protect you from the side! First, you need to generate enough internal heat. Once you've generated enough, then we can combine our powers... oops, I mean, then practice together!"

Little Dragon Girl felt that something was strange.

But trusting Yang Guo, she obediently closed her eyes.

He began to circulate his internal energy according to Yang Guo's instructions.

Seeing that Little Dragon Girl had finally entered a state of cultivation.

Yang Guo breathed a long sigh of relief.

He lay limp on the cold jade bed, as if he were paralyzed.

That was too dangerous.

She almost lost her virginity (although she already is).

This is hardly a martial arts practice.

This is practically walking a tightrope.

He turned his head and looked at the Little Dragon Girl who was meditating with her eyes closed.

In the candlelight, her eyelashes trembled slightly.

That extremely shameful "practice outfit" rose and fell with her breath.

A vast expanse of white snow shimmered before my eyes.

Yang Guo swallowed.

I felt so regretful.

If only I had known there would be this kind of perk tonight.

He would rather die than provoke that female demon Li Mochou!

Even if I only have half my strength left, that would be good!

it's good now.

They had the Manchu Han Imperial Feast before them, but could only look at it and not eat it.

This is karma!

"Guo'er".

Just then, Xiaolongnu suddenly opened her eyes.

There seemed to be a layer of mist in those eyes.

"I'm hot again."

Her voice was soft and sweet, "It's really hot this time."

Yang Guo felt a chill run down his spine.

Because he saw it.

Little Dragon Girl's originally fair skin was now flushed with pink.

That's a sign that the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra has reached the point of emotional engagement.

"It's hot...it's good that it's hot."

Yang Guo chuckled dryly, "That means you've practiced it correctly."

"But……"

Little Dragon Girl bit her lip and twisted her body slightly. "I want...I want to be closer to you."

talking.

She didn't give Yang Guo a chance to refuse at all.

He pressed his entire body against it.

Yang Guo closed his eyes in despair.

It’s over.

This time, there's really no escaping it.

Since there's no way to resist...

Then let me die beneath the peonies!

"Come on, sister!"

Yang Guo cried out tragically, "Don't hold back on this delicate flower! Ruin me as you please!"

Little Dragon Girl chuckled.

That smile was like a hundred flowers blooming.

She lowered her head.

She gently kissed Yang Guo's lips.

The temperature inside the stone chamber suddenly rose at that moment.

Only that jade bed that has remained unmelted for millennia.

It silently endures an enthusiasm it shouldn't have to bear.

……

That night.

Yang Guo was not only forced to make up for his homework.

They even exceeded their targets.

As for how he survived...

That's probably thanks to his Oscar-worthy acting skills and his silver tongue that can talk the dead back to life.

of course.

And the next morning, when he walked out of the ancient tomb, supporting himself against the wall, his two trembling legs...