Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

Outside the ancient tomb, the moonlight was as clear as water.

A figure flashed by like a ghost, bringing with it a gust of wind. Yang Guo wished he had two more legs at this moment, his internal energy was circulating to its limit, and his footwork left afterimages.

"It's all over, it's really hopeless this time."

As Yang Guo ran, he inwardly groaned. He had been having a blast in the cave, but now the wind had cleared his head, and his back was covered in cold sweat.

This is because he practiced the Yi Jin Duan Gu chapter of the Nine Yin Manual, which allowed him to recover his internal energy quickly. Otherwise, after that three hundred rounds of fighting, he would be lucky to even stand up, let alone run away.

Finally, the familiar Dragon-Slaying Stone appeared before my eyes.

Yang Guo took a deep breath, tidied his messy hair, and vigorously patted the dust off his body, trying to dispel the alluring scent.

"call--"

He adjusted his expression, putting on a travel-worn yet sunny smile, before pressing the mechanism and entering the ancient tomb.

The tomb was quiet.

Only a few lamps burned dimly, casting a faint glow.

Yang Guo tiptoed inside, and as soon as he turned a corner, he saw Xiaolongnu sitting at the stone table.

On the table sat that familiar earthenware pot, the tiger penis soup inside long since cooled, a layer of oily skin forming on the surface.

The Little Dragon Girl had her back to him, dressed in white, her long black hair hanging down her back, exuding an aura of coldness that kept strangers at bay.

Yang Guo's heart skipped a beat.

That back view is so menacing.

"Sister... Sister?" Yang Guo called out tentatively, his voice tinged with caution.

Little Dragon Girl didn't move.

Even the frequency of his breathing remained unchanged.

Yang Guo swallowed hard, forced himself to walk over, placed the large bundle he was carrying on the table, and said with a forced smile, "Sister, I'm back. Look what good things I brought you..."

"What time is it now?"

Xiaolongnu's cold voice interrupted his offering of the treasure.

Yang Guo stiffened, then forced a dry laugh, "This...maybe...perhaps...just over three hours ago?"

"A little bit?"

Little Dragon Girl slowly turned around.

Her stunningly beautiful face was expressionless, her eyes as cold and detached as a bottomless pool of icy water. She glanced at the bowl of chilled medicine, then looked at Yang Guo.

"You should know that this herbal medicine tastes terrible when it's cold!"

"I know, I know! It's all my fault, Guo'er!" Yang Guo immediately admitted defeat. At this moment, he absolutely couldn't talk back; his attitude had to be proper. "It's mainly because the cloth shop owner down the mountain was too slow. He insisted on recommending some new fabrics to me. I was just trying to pick out the best for my sister, and I lost track of time while I was choosing..."

As he spoke, in an attempt to prove himself, he deliberately leaned forward, wanting to show off the joke.

However, just as he got close...

Xiaolongnu frowned slightly and her nostrils twitched gently.

A faint, sweet, and indescribable smell, mixed with sweat and a certain kind of fishy odor, entered her nose.

This taste...

That's strange.

It doesn't smell like just sweat; it's more like...

Little Dragon Girl was, after all, a martial artist, with keen senses. This smell made her instinctively feel a little uncomfortable.

"What's that smell on you?" Little Dragon Girl stared at Yang Guo, her eyes sharpening. "Why do you smell so foul?"

Yang Guo's scalp tingled instantly.

What the hell!

How could you smell that? Do you have a dog's nose?

That's the scent of Li Mochou! The mature charm of the Red Serpent Fairy is something that can't be washed away no matter how hard you try!

"A... a pungent smell?" Yang Guo's mind raced, his CPU practically burning out. "Oh! I remember now! I ran into some wild foxes on the way back! The smell was awful! I kicked them a couple of times because they were in my way, so I must have accidentally gotten that smell on me!"

"A wild fox?" Little Dragon Girl clearly didn't believe him, looking at him suspiciously. "Why are there a few long hairs on your clothes?"

Yang Guo looked down and, sure enough, saw a long strand of hair hanging from his shoulder.

That belongs to Li Mochou.

"This...this belongs to the cloth shop owner!" Yang Guo said without batting an eye, "That shop owner was so enthusiastic, she insisted on taking my measurements, saying she'd give me a free outfit, and I couldn't refuse! Sister, you know me, you're the only one in my heart, how could I possibly look at such a vulgar woman?"

Xiaolongnu snorted coldly, clearly dissatisfied with this explanation.

"Glib-tongued."

She stood up, and the golden bell rope slipped from her sleeve, making a series of clear, ringing sounds.

"Since you're late, you have to be punished."

Seeing this situation, Yang Guo knew he couldn't avoid it today. But he didn't panic; instead, his eyes darted around and a plan came to mind.

Since you can't resist it, then enjoy it.

"Punish! He must be punished!" Yang Guo puffed out his chest, looking righteous and awe-inspiring. "I've kept you waiting, sister, for a truly heinous crime! You can punish me however you like, even if you hang me up and beat me, I won't complain!"

Seeing his nonchalant attitude, Xiaolongnu's anger had already subsided considerably.

But this kid's rules can't be broken.

Otherwise, wouldn't things turn upside down in the future?

"Come with me."

Little Dragon Girl turned and walked towards the stone chamber where the Jade Bed was located.

Yang Guo followed behind eagerly, his eyes darting back and forth over the graceful figure, secretly thinking: This isn't punishment, it's clearly a reward.

They arrived at the Cold Jade Bed.

A bone-chilling cold swept over me.

"Go up there." Little Dragon Girl pointed to the cold jade bed that was emitting white steam.

Without a word, Yang Guo jumped on top, lay down in a "spread-eagle" position, and looked like he was ready to die: "Come on, sister! Please ravage me as much as you like!"

Little Dragon Girl: "..."

Why does this sound so awkward to me?

With a flick of her wrist, the golden bell rope, like a serpent emerging from its hole, instantly wrapped around Yang Guo's wrists and ankles, binding them to the four corners of the cold jade bed.

This pose...

I feel a little ashamed.

Yang Guo tried to struggle a bit, but found that he was tied up quite tightly.

"Sister, your tying technique is really professional," Yang Guo chuckled, his tone flippant. "I've never seen you do this before."

"Shut up." Little Dragon Girl glared at him, her cheeks slightly flushed. "This is to teach you a lesson. You'll sleep up here tonight, circulating your inner energy to resist the cold. No slacking off."

"Ah? Sleep with her for one night?" Yang Guo cried out dramatically. "Sister, this is ten-thousand-year-old jade! If I sleep with her for one night, won't I turn into an ice pop? Then your happy life will just 'snap' and be gone!"

Little Dragon Girl was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was talking about.

Her originally cool face instantly flushed red, like a ripe apple.

"You... what nonsense are you spouting!" Little Dragon Girl raised her hand in embarrassment and anger, as if to hit her. "What kind of rubbish are you thinking about all day long!"

"I'm thinking about something important!" Yang Guo said, looking aggrieved. "Didn't our founder say back then that we should carry on the Ancient Tomb Sect? If I, their only descendant, am gone, wouldn't the lineage of the Ancient Tomb Sect die out? Sister, can you bear to see the Ancient Tomb Sect die out?"

Little Dragon Girl was rendered speechless by his twisted logic and heresy.

It's clearly a fallacy, but somehow it sounds somewhat reasonable?

and……

Looking at Yang Guo, who was tied to the bed and unable to move, she felt a strange sensation in her heart.

This kid is usually always grinning and never serious. But now, tied up like this, completely at my mercy, he's kind of...adorable?

"Then...then you should use your internal energy to resist." Little Dragon Girl turned her head away, not daring to look into his burning eyes. "As long as your internal energy continues, you won't get frozen."

"But it's so cold!" Yang Guo started to play the victim, even shivering a couple of times to match. "Sister, look, I'm getting goosebumps. How about... you come up too? We can practice together? Dual cultivation, you know, we can keep each other warm, it'll be more efficient."

"Dream on."

Although Xiaolongnu verbally refused, her eyes unconsciously drifted towards him.

Yang Guo breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Xiaolongnu had no further intentions.

Then quickly change the subject!

"Sister, actually, I was late this time because of something important that happened during our training." Yang Guo's tone suddenly became serious. "As you know, we're going to practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra. That sutra emphasizes the release of heat, so we have to open our clothes to let the energy out. That little grove we usually go to, although it's not crowded, what if someone happens to pass by one day?"

"I'm a rough man, so it doesn't matter to others if they see me, but Sister Long, if someone sees this, do you think I should kill that person?!"

"But I'm a kind-hearted person and don't like committing murder, so this is a difficult situation!"

Little Dragon Girl frowned: "That is a problem!"

"That's why I specifically went and bought this special fabric!"

Yang Guo gestured towards the bundle placed to the side.

"Sister, open that bundle and take a look."

Xiaolongnu walked over suspiciously and untied the bundle.

Inside were several bolts of snow-white cotton cloth, extremely soft and delicate in texture, feeling like clouds to the touch.

"What is this?"

"This is a kind of clothing I came up with... specifically for practicing martial arts." Yang Guo began to talk nonsense with a straight face. "Sister, look, this fabric is extremely breathable. It can cover your body without affecting the dissipation of heat. I call it... a 'bikini'."

"Bikini?" Little Dragon Girl had never heard of this word before and looked completely bewildered.

"Yes! It was specially designed for us to practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra!" Yang Guo's eyes lit up. "Sister, think about it, when we practice, our whole body gets hot. Wearing too much is no good, but not wearing anything is embarrassing. This kind of clothing only covers the key parts, so it's cool and convenient. It's simply a magic weapon for practicing martial arts!"

As he spoke, he gestured with his chin to a piece of scrap paper next to him.

That was a design sketch he casually drew while working at the fabric shop.

It is actually the simplest three-piece underwear design of later generations.

Little Dragon Girl picked up the blueprint and glanced at it.

With just one glance, her face turned red to the roots of her ears.

This...this isn't clothing?

These are clearly just a few strips of cloth!

The painting depicts a woman with two small pieces of cloth covering her chest and a small triangle below, exposing large areas of her skin. It's simply...shameless!

"This...this is the training uniform you were talking about?" Little Dragon Girl felt the blueprint in her hand was burning hot and almost threw it away. "This is outrageous! It's utterly indecent!"

"Oh, sister, you don't understand," Yang Guo explained patiently. "This is called 'scientific training.' Think about it, when our founder created this martial art, she must have thought the same thing, only back then there wasn't such good fabric. We're inheriting and carrying forward our founder's legacy!"

"Besides..." Yang Guo's voice deepened, carrying a bewitching allure, "Sister, you have such a great figure, you'll definitely look good in this. And since it's just me looking, and there's no one else around, what's there to be afraid of?"

"Besides, didn't you already wear the panties I made for you before?"

Xiaolongnu blushed, biting her lip, her mind in turmoil.

Reason told her that this was absurd.

But Yang Guo's words were like a seed that took root and sprouted in her heart.

Only Yang'er can see it...

And it was for practicing martial arts...

It seems... not entirely unacceptable?

"Really...it's for practicing martial arts?" Little Dragon Girl's voice was so soft it was like a mosquito's buzz.

"Absolutely true! More real than real gold!" Yang Guo said confidently. "Sister, if you don't believe me, let's try it tonight. I'll teach you how to do it; it's very simple, just a few snips."

Xiaolongnu glanced at Yang Guo, who was tied to the bed, and then at the white cloth in her hand.

Finally, she sighed softly.

"Since it's for practicing martial arts... well... let's give it a try."

Yang Guo was overjoyed.

Become!

The lingerie sales master has won his first battle!

"Could you please let me go, sister?" Yang Guo shook the bell on his wrist. "My hands are all numb from being tied up. How am I supposed to make you clothes?"

Xiaolongnu glanced at him, a faint smile playing on her lips.

"I won't let go."

"Huh?" Yang Guo was dumbfounded.

"Since it's for practicing martial arts, then you should reflect on your actions carefully." Little Dragon Girl picked up scissors and needle and thread, sat on the edge of the bed, and said, "Tell me how to do it, and I'll do it. If you don't do it well... you can forget about getting off tonight."

Yang Guo: "..."

This is like lifting a rock only to drop it on one's own foot!

However, seeing Xiaolongnu carefully cutting fabric under the lamp, her focused expression and gentle profile, Yang Guo's gloom instantly vanished.

Worth it.

Although the jade bed was cold, my heart was warm.

"Sister, that ribbon needs to be a little longer, we need to tie a bow at the back..."

"Yes, yes, that's it, it needs to be tightened up a bit to show off your figure..."