Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

The market town below Chongyang Palace was bustling with activity.

The sounds of hawking, bargaining, and carriages mingled together, creating a vibrant and bustling atmosphere.

Pedestrians on the roadside all turned to look.

The three of them were really too strange.

Ahead was a ragged, upside-down, crazy old man humming an unknown tune.

A handsome young man followed behind, half-embracing and half-holding a Taoist nun.

The nun was extremely beautiful, but her hair was disheveled, her apricot-yellow robe was covered in dirt and grass, and her expression was blank, like a puppet whose soul had been taken away.

"Dad, that house! That house is so grand!"

Yang Guo pointed to the three-story restaurant in the center of town, with the three gilded characters "Zui Xian Lou" on the plaque.

Ouyang Feng flipped over, landing on his feet, and dusted off his hands: "Alright! This place will do! It looks like it'll be lucrative!"

The three of them swaggered into the store.

The waiter was wiping the table with a rag when he saw the newcomer's posture, especially Ouyang Feng's attire. He frowned and was about to shoo him away when Yang Guo threw a silver ingot at him, hitting him squarely in the chest.

This was something Yang Guo casually took from the pile of gold and silver treasures belonging to the wealthy Xiaolongnu; it was nothing more than a drop in the ocean.

"The best private room, the best food and wine, don't worry about spending money, I have plenty of silver." Yang Guo sat down in a chair with an air of superiority, and then pressed Li Mochou down to sit next to him.

The waiter immediately put on a smiling face, bowing and scraping: "Alright! What would you gentlemen like to eat?"

Ouyang Feng slammed his hand on the table, making the teacups jump around.

"kidney!"

Ouyang Feng held up ten fingers, his face serious: "Ten plates of stir-fried pork kidneys! Stir-fry them over high heat, with lots of chili! Also, two bowls of turtle soup, from those ten-year-old turtles! And what's that... bull penis, deer penis, whatever kind of penis it is, bring it all to me!"

Xiao Er's eyes widened in disbelief when he heard the ink dripping from his pen onto the notebook.

He had worked at the Drunken Immortal Restaurant for eight years and had seen all sorts of edible food, but never anything this nourishing.

Is this going to cause my kidneys to explode from over-nourishment?

"Sir...is this...a bit too much?" the waiter cautiously reminded him. "This stuff is very 'heaty' (in traditional Chinese medicine terms), and eating too much of it can easily cause nosebleeds."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Ouyang Feng glared, "Just do what I say! Are you afraid I can't afford to pay you?"

He turned to Yang Guo: "Son, give me the money!"

Yang Guo's lips twitched, and he took out another silver ingot and threw it over: "Do it the way my father said, hurry up."

The waiter, clutching the silver, ran towards the kitchen as if his life depended on it.

Before long, all the dishes were served.

The entire eight-immortal table was filled with all sorts of red and green internal organs.

The strong, fishy smell mixed with the pungent aroma of chili peppers hit me right in the head.

Several diners at nearby tables covered their noses, paid their bills, and left, unable to bear the smell any longer.

Ouyang Feng, however, seemed to smell the finest nectar, taking a deep breath with a look of pure bliss.

"Come on! Eat!"

Ouyang Feng picked up a large piece of pork kidney with his chopsticks and stuffed it directly into Yang Guo's bowl, piling it up like a small mountain.

"Eat more! This is good food; you are what you eat!"

Yang Guo looked at the pile of oily food in the bowl and felt his stomach churn.

Those two half-cooked wild boar kidneys are still inside my stomach, not fully digested.

"Father, I can't eat that much either," Yang Guo said with a bitter face.

"You'll regret it if you don't eat!" Ouyang Feng was completely unreasonable. "Tonight's mission is heavy. How will you have the energy to work if you don't eat your fill? Eat now! If you don't, Daddy will feed you!"

Yang Guo sighed, picked up a piece of pork kidney and stuffed it into his mouth.

To survive, they risked everything.

He chewed twice, swallowed it whole, and then quickly turned his gaze to Li Mochou beside him.

Li Mochou sat upright with her eyes slightly closed, not touching the bowl and chopsticks in front of her.

The table was covered in filth; just looking at it was disgusting.

"Wife, have some too." Yang Guo picked up a piece of turtle skin and placed it in Li Mochou's bowl. "This stuff is good for beauty and skin."

Li Mochou didn't even lift her eyelids, coldly uttering two words: "Take it away."

She used to use the word "get lost" as her catchphrase, but now she doesn't even dare to say it anymore.

"Hey!"

Even so, Ouyang Feng was not happy about it.

He put down his chopsticks and stared intently at Li Mochou: "What? You're complaining about our food? This was specially ordered for you by your father!"

"I'm not hungry," Li Mochou said coldly.

"You have to eat, even if you're not hungry!" Ouyang Feng slammed his hand on the table. "How can crops grow if the land isn't fertile? You're so weak, if you don't eat more good food, and your grandson is as skinny as a monkey, I'll hold you responsible!"

Li Mochou was so angry that she trembled all over.

What do they take her for? A fat woman?

"I won't eat!" Li Mochou suddenly opened her eyes, a cold glint in them. "Kill me if you want, but don't even think about humiliating me!"

"You've gone too far!"

Ouyang Feng was furious and stood up to attack.

"Dad! Calm down! Calm down!"

Yang Guo quickly stopped Ouyang Feng, turned to look at Li Mochou, his eyes carrying a hint of warning and a touch of mockery.

"My beauty, this is where you're wrong," Yang Guo said in a low voice. "Didn't we agree that as long as you keep him happy, you'll be safe? It's just a few bites of food, not poison. Is it really necessary?"

Li Mochou bit her lip hard, staring at Yang Guo's hateful smiling face.

"Come, let your husband feed you."

Yang Guo picked up the bowl, scooped up a piece of pork kidney with a spoon, blew on it to cool it down, and then held it to Li Mochou's lips.

Open your mouth.

Li Mochou kept her lips tightly closed and turned her head to one side.

"Oh dear, Father, look at this daughter-in-law, she's still shy." Yang Guo sighed, feigning helplessness. "It seems she really doesn't want to give you a grandson, so perhaps..."

"Don't want to have a child?" Ouyang Feng's eyes flashed with ferocity, his knuckles cracking as he clenched his fists. "Then she's useless. Useless things are just a waste of food. After I kill her, I'll strip her naked and drop her on the Quanzhen Sect's plaque."

A terrifying killing intent instantly locked onto Li Mochou.

That was the aura that truly emerged from a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, so overwhelming that Li Mochou's breath caught in her throat.

She knew that the old madman wasn't joking.

She wasn't afraid of death; she was terrified of being stripped naked and left at the gates of the Quanzhen Sect.

Li Mochou slowly turned her head and looked at the spoon that Yang Guo handed her.

The pork kidneys in the spoon were still dripping with chili oil; it looked disgusting.

But what's even more disgusting than that is the face of the boy in front of me.

"Eat up, my dear." Yang Guo smiled like a fox that had just stolen some cream. "This is a token of our father's affection."

Li Mochou closed her eyes and opened her mouth.

Yang Guo put the spoon into her mouth.

At that moment, Li Mochou felt that her dignity had been completely trampled underfoot and crushed to pieces.

"Is it delicious?" Yang Guo asked with a smile.

Li Mochou suppressed the urge to vomit, chewed haphazardly a couple of times, and swallowed.

"That's more like it!" Ouyang Feng's anger turned to joy, and he laughed heartily. "Looks like my wife here is quite sensible! Come on, have another piece! Finish this whole plate!"

The next half hour was a nightmare for Li Mochou.

Under Ouyang Feng's physical intimidation and Yang Guo's combination of persuasion and coercion, she was forced to eat half a plate of pork kidneys, a bowl of turtle soup, and even drink a cup of deer blood wine.

When she checked out and left, Li Mochou was somewhat dazed, her face flushed, a sign that she had overdone the tonic.

Yang Guo wasn't in much better shape; he felt a burning sensation in his nostrils, as if he was about to spit blood at any moment.

"Let's go! To the inn!"

Ouyang Feng waved his hand, his heroic spirit soaring to the clouds.

Next to Zuixianlou is the town's largest inn, "Yuelai Old Inn".

The shopkeeper was startled when Ouyang Feng entered.

"I need a room! The best room imaginable!" Ouyang Feng slammed his hand on the counter. "I need a sturdy bed! No flimsy ones! What if it collapses if we make too much noise?"

The guests in the lobby all stopped eating and stared at the old man in horror.

The innkeeper wiped his sweat: "We have...we have the top-class rooms, the beds are made of mahogany, very sturdy."

"I want that one!" Ouyang Feng tossed down a silver ingot. "Just one room!"

"One room?" The innkeeper looked at the three of them. "So... three people sharing one room?"

"Nonsense!" Ouyang Feng pointed at Yang Guo and Li Mochou, "They'll sleep in the bed, I'll sleep by the door! Nobody's running away, nobody's slacking off!"

Yang Guo rubbed his forehead.

This old madman is planning to supervise the construction on-site.

After taking the key, the three went upstairs.

The top-class room was indeed spacious, with a large carved bed placed in the center, which looked very sturdy.

Ouyang Feng went inside and inspected the room, then closed all the windows and pushed the table to block the doorway.

"Alright."

Ouyang Feng clapped his hands and pointed to the large bed: "Get in bed!"

Li Mochou stood rooted to the spot, her body stiff as iron.

She endured all the humiliation along the way, but this final step...

"Father, it's not dark yet," Yang Guo tried to stall for time. "Isn't it inappropriate to indulge in debauchery in broad daylight?"

"What does it matter if it's dark or not?" Ouyang Feng glared. "Draw the curtains and it'll be night! Hurry up! Don't dawdle! I'll be standing guard at the door, listening for any sounds! If there's no movement within half an hour, I'll come in and help you!"

After saying that, Ouyang Feng actually moved a stool and sat at the door, with his back to the bed, crossed his legs, closed his eyes, and looked like an old monk in deep meditation.

"Let's begin."

Yang Guo looked at Li Mochou and shrugged.

Li Mochou took a step back, her back pressed against the bedpost.

At this moment, she had no internal energy left, and after eating so many random tonics, her body was already unbearably hot, and her cheeks were as red as ripe apples.

"Yang Guo..." Li Mochou's voice trembled, "If you dare..."

"Shhh."

Yang Guo raised a finger to his lips and pointed at Ouyang Feng at the door.

Then, he strode forward, grabbed Li Mochou's shoulder, and forcefully pushed her down onto the bed.

"what!"

Li Mochou gasped in surprise and instinctively tried to resist.

Yang Guo pressed down on him.

But he didn't do anything excessive. Instead, he leaned close to Li Mochou's ear and whispered, "Scream."

Li Mochou was stunned and stared at him with wide eyes.

"Scream!" Yang Guo shouted anxiously, reaching out and slamming his hand on the bed board with a sharp "smack".

"If you don't call out, how will that old madman know we're working? If he comes in, do you want him to see a live sex show?"

Li Mochou instantly understood Yang Guo's meaning.

That little beast is putting on an act.

But how could she possibly say such a thing?

She was the pure and innocent Red Serpent Fairy, who had barely held a man's hand more than a few times in her life, so how could she be involved in such a lewd act?

"I...I can't..." Li Mochou gritted her teeth, feeling ashamed and indignant.

"Snapped!"

Yang Guo slapped the bedside table again, making a loud noise.

"You have to know, even if you don't!" Yang Guo lowered his voice, his tone urgent. "Think about Lu Zhanyuan! Think about He Yuanjun! What did they call out to each other during their wedding night?"

This trick really worked.

Upon hearing Lu Zhanyuan's name, the shame and indignation in Li Mochou's eyes instantly turned into hatred.

"ah--!"

A piercing scream burst from her throat.

Ouyang Feng, standing at the door, twitched his ears and a satisfied smile appeared on his lips.

"Hehe, that's more like it. Young people should have energy!"

Inside the bed curtains.

Yang Guo breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

I guess I've gotten through the first hurdle.

But Ouyang Feng, that old madman, is very shrewd; he can't be fooled by just one shout.

Yang Guo looked at the stunningly beautiful face so close to his body.

Li Mochou's chest heaved violently with anger and shame, the collar of her Taoist robe slightly open, revealing a delicate, snow-white glimpse of skin, exuding a faint fragrance.

In addition, there was the lingering smell of alcohol and the effects of the medicine.

Yang Guo felt that the ten plates of pork kidneys he had just eaten were starting to rebel inside his body.

A surge of anger shot from his lower abdomen to his head.

acting?

Yang Guo's Adam's apple bobbed, and his eyes gradually deepened.

What if things get out of hand and become real as the play goes on...?

It doesn't seem like a bad deal?