Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

Looking into Li Mochou's resentful eyes, Yang Guo felt no fear whatsoever; instead, he grinned.

That smile was particularly glaring in the dim cave, exuding an evil aura that made Li Mochou uneasy.

"Torn to pieces? Ground to ashes?"

Yang Guo slowly straightened his collar, then casually pulled out the "Five Poisons Secret Manual" he had just swiped from his pocket and fanned himself against his face like a fan.

"Master Li, haven't you figured out the situation yet?"

He leaned forward, getting closer to Li Mochou once again.

Li Mochou instinctively tried to shrink back, but was blocked by the stone wall behind her, leaving her with nowhere to retreat.

"Right now, your pressure points haven't been released. My crazy father is out hunting wild boars and could be back at any moment." Yang Guo held up a finger and waved it in front of her. "If I just shout, 'Father, your daughter-in-law hasn't served you well, I'm not satisfied,' guess what he'll do?"

Li Mochou's pupils suddenly contracted.

That crazy old man!

The shameful memories from just now flooded back, making her tremble uncontrollably.

"You... shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Yang Guo chuckled and accepted it without question. "To deal with a female demon like you who's willing to kill an entire family at the drop of a hat, talking about morality is like courting death. It's better to be shameless; you'll live longer."

He gently patted Li Mochou's cheek with the spine of the book, a gesture that was extremely flirtatious.

"Let's make a deal."

Li Mochou gritted her teeth: "Don't even think about it! I will never be manipulated by you!"

"Don't be so quick to refuse," Yang Guo said leisurely. "First, I'll keep this 'Five Poisons Secret Manual' for you. I've heard it's your lifeblood, Fairy Red Serpent. Without it, your poison skills will probably be hard to improve any further, won't they?"

Li Mochou's heart sank.

This "Five Poisons Secret Manual" is indeed of great importance. It records many profound methods of cultivating poison techniques and antidotes. If it falls into the hands of others, her flaws will be exposed.

"Secondly," Yang Guo held up his second finger, "my crazy father is stubborn. He's convinced you're my wife. As long as I say a few good things about you to him, like you're pregnant with a big, healthy grandson and need to rest and recuperate... hehe, he'll definitely treat you like a goddess and won't bother you anymore."

When Yang Guo said the words "pregnant with a big, fat grandson," he emphasized them, his gaze sweeping over Li Mochou's flat stomach.

Li Mochou was so angry that her face turned pale, her chest heaving violently, wishing she could bite this little lecher to death.

But reason told her that this was the best way to get out of the situation.

If that crazy old man really tries to force himself on her, or keeps harassing her, how will she, the dignified Red Serpent Fairy, maintain her standing in the martial arts world?

"What do you want?" Li Mochou squeezed out a few words through gritted teeth, feeling utterly humiliated.

"Simple."

Yang Guo dropped his playful grin, his eyes instantly turning sharp.

"First, swear a solemn oath that you will never cause trouble for the Ancient Tomb Sect again, and you will never harm a single hair on my sister Long's head."

"Secondly, I'll borrow this 'Five Poisons Secret Manual' for three months. If you behave well after three months, I'll return it to you."

"Third..." Yang Guo paused, a meaningful smile appearing on his face, "From now on, be polite when you see me. Don't be so quick to threaten me. If you piss me off, I'll spread the word throughout the martial world that the Red Serpent Fairy Li Mochou has a red mole on her buttocks, and that she and Yang Guo consummated our marriage behind Zhongnan Mountain!"

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't..." Li Mochou retorted instinctively, her face turning as red as a sheet of red cloth.

"Whether it exists or not is unimportant; what matters is whether people in the martial arts world believe it." Yang Guo shrugged. "Look, even my mad father believes it, and he's the best witness. Plus, with this manual as evidence... tsk tsk tsk, you won't be able to clear your name even if you jump into the Yellow River."

Li Mochou stared intently at Yang Guo.

Having roamed the martial arts world for over a decade, she had never encountered such a shameless, despicable, yet cunning junior.

They can't beat him in a fight (because his crazy father is protecting him), they can't win an argument, and the other side still has leverage over them.

After a long while, she closed her eyes, took a deep breath, as if she had resigned herself to her fate.

"Okay. I promise you."

"However..." She suddenly opened her eyes, a cold glint in them, "Yang Guo, you'd better behave yourself. If you have any wicked thoughts, I'll drag you down with me even if it kills me!"

Yang Guo laughed and, mustering his courage, reached out and scratched her nose.

"Rest assured, Master Li, my word is as good as gold."

Yang Guo actually dared to flick his own nose. Even between lovers, if they are very close, this kind of action is not something to be done casually. Yet Yang Guo did it anyway.

Just as Li Mochou was about to unleash her power, a series of heavy footsteps came from outside the cave, accompanied by Ouyang Feng's excited shouts.

"My good son! Daddy's home! Look what good stuff I caught!"

With a loud "boom".

The boulder blocking the cave entrance was pushed aside.

Ouyang Feng walked in excitedly, carrying a wild boar weighing over 200 pounds and covered in blood.

He immediately noticed the two of them leaning against each other, their clothes disheveled, and his face lit up with a smile.

"Hahaha! Good! Good! Looks like the job's done!"

Ouyang Feng threw the wild boar on the ground, then approached Li Mochou and reached out his filthy hand to touch her stomach.

"Come here, let Daddy see, is there any movement? Is it pregnant?"

Li Mochou was so frightened that her whole body stiffened. She wanted to dodge but couldn't move. She could only look at Yang Guo with pleading eyes.

That was the first time in her life she had asked someone for help.

Although the object of her affections was that little rascal who had just taken liberties with her.

Yang Guo was secretly pleased; this female demon had finally met her match!

But he knew his limits; too much of a good thing is bad.

Yang Guo grabbed Ouyang Feng's hand and said with a grin, "Father! How can it be so fast? It's only just been sown; it needs time to sprout, doesn't it?"

"Besides, this young wife is shy. What if you scare her grandson away by staring at her like that?"

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Feng quickly withdrew his hand, looking anxious: "Yes, yes, yes! We can't frighten our grandson! My good son is right!"

He scratched his head, looking at Li Mochou's icy face, and wondered, "Why does my wife look unhappy? Is she not full?"

Yang Guo's lips twitched, and he quickly changed the subject: "Father, she's just tired! I was just about to take her out for some meat to help her recover."

As he spoke, Yang Guo naturally put his arm around Li Mochou's slender waist and half-dragged, half-carried her out of the cave.

"Let's go, honey."

Li Mochou stiffened, instinctively trying to break free, but felt a warning force coming from the hand around her waist.

At this moment, Ouyang Feng was staring wide-eyed at the scene.

She could only swallow her anger and let this lecherous man take advantage of her, while forcing out a smile that was uglier than crying.