Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

Behind Zhongnan Mountain, deep within a sea of ​​flowers.

As night faded, a faint glimmer of dawn appeared on the horizon, casting a hazy, bluish-gray hue over the vibrant flowers and grasses covering the hillsides.

Yang Guo lay on his back on the grass, a bitter-tasting blade of grass dangling from his mouth, his hands behind his head, but his gaze was fixed on the white-clad figure beside him.

Yang Guo's words "silly wife" were unintentional, but to his surprise, Xiaolongnü showed no aversion. Like a pebble thrown into water, they stirred up ripples in each other's hearts, which lingered for a long time.

Little Dragon Girl had her back to him, and was bending down to straighten her slightly disheveled skirt.

Her back, which was usually straight as a sword and exuded a coldness that kept people at a distance, now showed a softness and languor that she had never seen before in the dim light of dawn.

She gently smoothed out the wrinkles on her cuffs, her movements slow and deliberate, as if to conceal the lingering shyness.

"What are you still lying there for?"

The voice was like spring water melting in a mountain stream, sweet and gentle. "The ground is cool, but I'm not afraid of the cold getting into my body."

Yang Guo chuckled, but instead of getting up, he rolled over and lay on his side, propping his head up with one hand and reaching out with the other to gently grasp Xiaolongnu's soft hand that she was about to retract.

"With Sister Long's unparalleled internal strength protecting me, I would feel warm even if the ground were cold, let alone sleeping on a cold jade bed."

"Sister Long, how about we come here to practice every day from now on? This place is fragrant with flowers and birds, and there aren't any annoying Taoist flies around. It's perfect for us... cough cough, to have in-depth exchanges and cultivate the Great Dao together."

Xiaolongnu trembled slightly, her ears instantly turning crimson. She tried to pull her hand away, but Yang Guo held it tightly, and in the end, she only spat lightly, "You're so glib. How can you practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra every day? Besides, if it weren't for the immense power of that 'Nine Revolutions Reversing Fate Pill,' we might not have been able to break through the barrier so smoothly today."

Even so, she sat down beside him without hesitation. Seeing this, Yang Guo quickly plucked a purple wildflower covered in dew and carefully tucked it into her hair.

The small purple flowers stood trembling among her ink-black hair, making her beautiful and refined face appear even more charming and down-to-earth.

Yang Guo was mesmerized, his Adam's apple bobbing. He was about to take advantage of the enchanting atmosphere to say a few more flirtatious words and perhaps take things a step further, breaking through that final barrier.

Just then—

"My dear son! Where have you been hiding? I've been looking everywhere for you!"

A strange scream shattered the rare tranquility and beauty.

Immediately afterwards, a gust of evil wind pressed down from above. The flowers and plants that had been stretching out all around seemed to be pressed hard to the ground by an invisible giant hand, instantly collapsing and their petals were whipped up by the force of the wind and danced wildly in the air.

Yang Guo's heart skipped a beat. Before he could even look up, he saw a dusty figure shooting down from the treetop.

The man braced himself with his hands on the ground and his feet in the air, slamming heavily onto the open ground three zhang in front of the two men.

"boom!"

A muffled thud shook the ground, sending dirt flying.

Ouyang Feng sprang to his feet with a somersault, his messy hair standing on end, and his cloudy yet piercing eyes swept across the scene.

The scan immediately focused on Little Dragon Girl.

At this moment, Xiaolongnu had just finished practicing her martial arts. Her face was rosy, and she had flowers in her hair. Although her clothes were neat, she could not hide her languid and charming style. Beside her, Yang Guo was disheveled, wearing only his underwear, and his hair was messy. He looked exactly like a wanton man who had just crawled out of a brothel.

Ouyang Feng's already mad mind suddenly couldn't keep up.

His logic was simple and crude: he had already found a bride in red (Li Mochou) for his son, someone to carry on the family line. Now his son refused to go to the bridal chamber, but instead ran off to this desolate place to have sex with a woman in white.

There's only one conclusion: this woman in white is a vixen who bewitched her son and prevented her from having a grandson!

This is a blood feud!

"Good heavens!" Ouyang Feng roared in anger, pointing at Xiaolongnu and jumping up and down, cursing, "So she was bewitched by this white-clad fairy! No wonder she left that red-clad bride aside! I was wondering why she was nowhere to be seen in the middle of the night; she was hiding here having an affair!"

Yang Guo was shocked and was about to explain, but Ouyang Feng didn't give him a chance at all.

"Even if you're a fairy, you dare to ruin my precious son's plans? You'll have to leave your life behind!"

Ouyang Feng's strange eyes widened, and his figure blurred, leaving a trail of afterimages as he instantly closed in on Xiaolongnu. His palm brought a sharp whistling sound as he unleashed a "Toad Stance" aimed straight for Xiaolongnu's face.

This palm strike was unleashed in anger. Although it was not delivered with full force, its unparalleled power was enough to shatter stone tablets and split rocks.

"Father! Stop!"

Yang Guo was terrified. This old madman was so reckless; how could Sister Long's delicate body withstand such a blow? Without thinking, he used his Golden Goose Skill to rush forward and block the palm strike.

However, what happened next made him stop in his tracks, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.

Faced with this thunderous attack, Xiaolongnu did not retreat but advanced instead.

Her face was calm and composed. She stepped into the Nine Palaces formation, her body swaying gently like a willow catkin in the wind, managing to evade the core of the palm strike in the nick of time. At the same time, she swiftly swung her wide white sleeves.

"Ring ring—"

The two golden bells on the cuffs emitted a series of clear, captivating sounds. Two pure white silk ribbons shot out from the sleeves like serpents emerging from their holes.

In the past, facing Ouyang Feng, a master of the Five Greats, Xiaolongnu would have had no choice but to flee for her life. But now, the Nine-Turn Life-Reversing Pill not only saved her life but also left an immense medicinal power within her body. Coupled with her recent joint practice of the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra with Yang Guo, which harmonized her Yin and Yang, her internal energy had now reached a state of perfection, far surpassing what it was before she was poisoned.

With a slight flick of her wrist, the golden bell at the end of the ribbon touched Ouyang Feng's wrist pulse point. This move was a subtle and exquisite killing technique from the Jade Maiden Swordplay, using softness to overcome hardness.

"Bang!"

The two forces collided violently in mid-air.

A muffled thud echoed through the air. Ouyang Feng's palm strike was deflected, hitting a large tree beside him that was as thick as a person's embrace. With a "crack," the tree trunk was snapped in two and collapsed with a crash.

Using the force, Xiaolongnu floated back three zhang (approximately 10 meters), landing silently, her white robes fluttering like a fairy on water. Ouyang Feng was also startled by this subtle, yin-like force, and staggered back half a step.

"what?"

Ouyang Feng steadied himself, tilted his head, and a hint of surprise appeared in his eyes: "Interesting! This girl's internal strength is not weak! Several levels stronger than that one in red!"

His competitive spirit was instantly aroused.

"Again!"

Ouyang Feng chuckled strangely, his figure leaping up once more. This time, it wasn't a casual strike; he was truly serious.

He swung his arms wildly, his moves bizarre and unparalleled. Sometimes they were like a nimble snake emerging from its hole, cunning and ruthless; other times they were like a giant moving a mountain, fierce and incomparable.

Xiaolongnu was also completely focused. She knew how terrifying this crazy old man was and dared not be careless in the slightest. The Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Sword Technique, the Heavenly Net Formation, the Beauty Fist Technique... the Ancient Tomb Sect's ultimate techniques were at her fingertips.

Under the moonlight, two figures, one in gray and one in white, moved so fast that their faces were obscured. A flurry of palm strikes filled the air, accompanied by the crisp sound of silver bells, and the overflowing energy churned the surrounding sea of ​​flowers into chaos.

In the blink of an eye, the two had exchanged more than thirty moves.

Yang Guo watched in trepidation, his palms sweating profusely. Although Xiaolongnu appeared incredibly valiant, he could tell she was walking a tightrope. Ouyang Feng's internal energy was as deep as the sea, each palm strike carrying immense power. Xiaolongnu could only rely on her agility to move around, using skill to overcome overwhelming force. A slight misstep could result in broken bones and torn tendons.

Sure enough, after thirty moves, Ouyang Feng was clearly getting impatient.

"Croak—!"

He let out a muffled thud, his cheeks puffed out, and he sprawled on the ground, his palms thrusting outwards. A massive shockwave exploded outwards from him.

Toad Style Kung Fu!

This old monster is going to fight desperately!

Xiaolongnu felt an overwhelming pressure rushing towards her, as if the surrounding air had solidified, making it difficult to even breathe. Her originally agile movements instantly became sluggish under this pressure, her white dress fluttered in the strong wind, and her pretty face turned deathly pale.

We can't stop it! If this attack lands, we'll be dead for sure!

Just as Ouyang Feng had finished gathering his strength in both palms and was about to unleash that earth-shattering strike.

"Father! Stop! Don't hit her! That's your eldest daughter-in-law!"

A shout suddenly rang out.

Yang Guo disregarded any danger and rushed into the fray, spreading his arms wide to shield Xiaolongnu. He appeared determined to kill him first if he wanted to kill her.

"call--"

The palm strike stopped abruptly half an inch from Yang Guo's nose.

The sharp force of the wind made Yang Guo's face tremble like waves, his hair flew backward, and the purple wildflower that was originally stuck in Xiaolongnu's hair was swept away by the wind and instantly shattered into dust.

Ouyang Feng maintained his posture of pushing his palms out, his strange, vertical eyes fixed on Yang Guo.

Silence reigned all around.

After a long while, Ouyang Feng slowly withdrew his palms, and the murderous aura emanating from his body dissipated. He tilted his head, looked at Yang Guo, and then examined the still-shaken Xiaolongnu from head to toe.

That crazy energy subsided a little.

"Eldest daughter-in-law?" Ouyang Feng scratched his messy hair, looking confused. "Son, what did you just say? This is also your wife? You mean... the one with the big butt who can have children?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaolongnu's originally pale face instantly turned bright red, filled with shame and indignation.

Although she was ignorant of worldly affairs, she knew that these words were extremely vulgar and unpleasant to hear. If she hadn't exhausted her inner strength and her limbs weren't weak at the moment, she would definitely have given this crazy old man a sword.

Yang Guo, disregarding everything else, nodded frantically and began to spout nonsense: "Yes, yes, yes! Father, this is the first wife I told you about! Look at her, her looks, her figure, isn't she better than that one in red?"

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Feng's eyes lit up.

He circled around Little Dragon Girl twice, nodding as he looked at her, making clicking noises as if he were selecting livestock at a market.

"Hmm... although her butt isn't as big as that girl in red's, her figure is definitely pleasing to the eye." Ouyang Feng grinned, revealing a set of broken, yellow teeth. "And her martial arts are not bad either. Those few moves just now, they had some skill. There aren't many in the martial arts world who can withstand thirty moves from my father without dying."

Xiaolongnu was so embarrassed that she wished she could disappear into the ground, but Yang Guo secretly squeezed her palm from behind, signaling her to be patient.

Seeing that Ouyang Feng believed him, Yang Guo quickly pressed his advantage: "That's right! Father, don't you even know who found your wife! How could your son's judgment be bad?"

"Hahaha! Good! Good!"

Ouyang Feng was overjoyed, dancing and somersaulting. "My good son is so promising! Better than your father! I couldn't even get one wife, but you have two! Hahaha! Two wives, that means you can have two bunches of grandsons!"

He counted on his fingers, muttering to himself, as if he were calculating how many grandchildren there were in the two piles.

Yang Guo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief. He had finally managed to get away with it.

"Alright, Father, now that you've met her, you should go back." Yang Guo said with a smile. "Look, it's almost dawn, and your first wife needs to rest too."

Once inside the ancient tomb and the Dragon-Slaying Stone is placed, even if this mad old man has extraordinary abilities, he won't be able to get in.

Unexpectedly, just when Yang Guo thought the crisis was over, Ouyang Feng's expression suddenly turned serious and he became extremely solemn.

He looked at Yang Guo, then pointed at Xiaolongnu, and finally pointed towards the distant cave.

"No! This isn't fair!"

Ouyang Feng shook his head with a righteous expression.

Yang Guo's heart skipped a beat: "What...what's unfair?"

"You spent half the night having fun with your first wife in the brothel, practicing martial arts and doing *that*," Ouyang Feng reprimanded sternly, his tone full of elder authority. "Your concubine is still out there starving! And she's tied up, how pitiful!"

Yang Guo's lips twitched, a sense of foreboding rising in his heart: "Father, that's different..."

"How can they be different? They're both wives, equally precious!"

Ouyang Feng, with righteous indignation, said, "A man should be fair and impartial, don't you understand? You can't forget your old wife for a new one, only caring about your first wife's pleasure while leaving your concubine to live a life of widowhood! Is this the behavior of a true man?"

Yang Guo nearly spat out a mouthful of blood. Is this how you use "living a widow's life"? This old poisoner's brain circuits are incredibly convoluted!

"Father, I really didn't have any fun..." Yang Guo was on the verge of tears.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Ouyang Feng ignored all explanations and suddenly flashed away.

Yang Guo felt a blur before his eyes, and before he could react, he heard two soft sounds behind him.

"Slap! Slap!"

Ouyang Feng moved with lightning speed, striking Xiaolongnu several times. Xiaolongnu froze on the spot, unable to move, and could only watch helplessly as this madman did as he pleased, her eyes filled with shock and anger.

"Sister Long!" Yang Guo was shocked and was about to make a move when he felt a tightness on the back of his collar.

"Stop yelling. I just pressed her pressure points to let her cool off here." Ouyang Feng clapped his hands, looking smug. "So she won't bother you and won't let you leave."

After saying that, he grabbed Yang Guo by the back of his collar and lifted him into the air like a chick.

"Come on, come on! Daddy will take you to the bridal chamber!"

Ouyang Feng chuckled maliciously, grabbed Yang Guo, and rushed out of the woods. "Today we must take care of that little wife too! If we don't, I won't release you from that 'Toad Soul-Locking Technique'! I'll make sure a toad grows in your stomach, your intestines rupture, and you die!"

"Let me go! I'm not going!"

Yang Guo struggled desperately, but in Ouyang Feng's hands, his strength was like a tickle.

"Father! That's a female demon! People will die!"

"What are you afraid of! Your father is here to protect you! If she dares to lay a finger on you, I'll smash her into mincemeat! All you need to do is have grandsons!"

The sound gradually faded into the distance, eventually disappearing into the depths of the woods.

Only Xiaolongnu was left, standing alone in the middle of the sea of ​​flowers.

The first rays of morning sunlight pierced through the clouds, casting a long shadow on her. She tried to open her acupoints, but found that the internal force sealing them was extremely strange, like a bone-deep infection, impossible to break free from.

(PS: Third update!)