Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

"Father! Father, slow down! I have something urgent to attend to!" Yang Guo shouted anxiously.

"What urgent matter could be more urgent than getting married and having children?" Ouyang Feng didn't listen at all.

Then, as if understanding something, he laughed and said, "Oh~~ so you're in a hurry!"

"Son, this young lady's internal energy has been sealed by your father, she can't escape! If you're in a hurry, take her to the bushes now and get it done! I'll keep watch for you!"

Yang Guo broke out in a cold sweat upon hearing this.

Hiding in the bushes? Did you get it done?

That's incredibly aggressive!

Although Yang Guo was usually a smooth talker and boasted of his romantic nature, it was all just talk. He really didn't have the guts to actually lay a hand on this female demon.

Moreover, if Sister Long found out about this, she would definitely skin him alive.

Li Mochou was really interested in the ancient tomb.

"Um... Father, isn't this a bit too much trouble in the middle of nowhere?" Yang Guo tried to reason with them. "Shouldn't we at least have a wedding ceremony first, and then drink some nuptial wine or something?"

"What are you talking about! We're江湖儿女 (jianghu children), we don't stand on ceremony!" Ouyang Feng's eyes widened. "Or are you planning to send a dowry and a grand wedding procession?"

"I'm telling you, silly son, you don't know how to scold us. Once we have a baby, we're a proper married couple! Who cares about those formalities then?"

Yang Guo thought his father was really out of his mind, actually trying to get a wife for free.

Li Mochou listened to the old man and the young man discussing how to deal with her, and felt so ashamed and indignant that she wanted to die.

She, the dignified Red Serpent Fairy, had actually been reduced to being forced to crawl through the bushes.

"Yang Guo! You little beast! If you dare touch me, I'll haunt you even as a ghost!" Li Mochou screamed.

Yang Guo looked completely innocent: "Big sister, this has nothing to do with me. It was my father who insisted on arranging this marriage..."

But then his eyes lit up, and he thought that since the female demon was now unable to move, it was a good time to bargain.

He suddenly lowered his voice and leaned closer to Li Mochou, saying, "Hey, beautiful lady, this isn't entirely unnecessarily unresolved. You see, my father is acting crazy, and I can't beat him. But... if you're willing to hand over the antidote for the Ice Soul Silver Needles, I'll try to persuade my father to release you, how about that?"

Li Mochou's heart skipped a beat. Although she was filled with shame and indignation, preserving her chastity and life was of utmost importance. She gritted her teeth and said hatefully, "Tell your mad father to release my pressure points and let me leave! Once I'm safe, the antidote will be yours!"

"That won't do. What if you run away and turn around and slap me?" Yang Guo didn't have much combat experience, but he had plenty of experience in the martial world. "Give me the antidote first, and I'll go and pester my father to release him right away."

"No, if I give you the antidote, what if your father won't release my pressure points...?"

"Have your father release his pressure points first!"

This acupoint was struck by Ouyang Feng using the reversed version of the Nine Yin Manual's internal energy, rendering Li Mochou completely powerless and unable to mobilize her internal energy to attack the acupoint.

Yang Guo glared at Li Mochou resentfully, "That means there's no room for negotiation. You just wait..."

Yin Zhiping, who had been eavesdropping the whole time, was shocked when he heard this.

It turns out that Miss Long was hit by the Ice Soul Silver Needle!

He had been anxiously searching for a cure for Xiaolongnu, but now, hearing that the antidote was right before his eyes, a sudden panic gripped his heart. If Yang Guo were to take the antidote back now, wouldn't Xiaolongnu's poison be cured immediately?

What about yourself?

All his painstaking efforts to get close to the ancient tomb, to become Miss Long's savior, and even... that secret, illicit desire, would all be in vain?

No! We absolutely cannot let Yang Guo get the antidote!

Yin Zhiping finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"Yang Guo!"

"What time is it?"

"It's almost completely dark!"

"Miss Long is still waiting to be saved!"

"You actually have the leisure to get entangled with this madman and witch?"

That shout was like a thunderclap from a clear sky.

Yang Guo suddenly snapped to attention, only then remembering the important matter at hand.

Damn it! I almost got swayed by my godfather's messy matchmaking!

Sister Long is still in the ancient tomb, her fate unknown!

Ouyang Feng's interest was also interrupted by the sudden shout.

He turned his head and looked at Yin Zhiping with a displeased expression.

"It's you again, you scruffy old Taoist priest?"

Ouyang Feng tilted his head, sizing up Yin Zhiping, and chuckled coldly, "I ignored you earlier, and now you're getting too cocky? What? You want to steal my son's wife too?"

Yin Zhiping felt uneasy under Yang Guo's gaze, but relying on the medicine he had, he braced himself and said, "Yang Guo, if you don't want this medicine anymore, I'll destroy it!"

As he spoke, he made a gesture as if to smash the jade bottle on the ground.

Yang Guo's expression changed drastically: "No!"

Getting the antidote from Li Mochou is basically hopeless.

If this medicine breaks, Sister Long will truly be beyond saving!

Although Ouyang Feng was mentally unstable, he could still see his son's anxiety.

He glanced at Yang Guo, then at the bottle in Yin Zhiping's hand, and seemed to understand something.

"Good son, do you want that bottle?" Ouyang Feng pointed at Yin Zhiping.

Yang Guo nodded quickly: "Father! That bottle contains life-saving medicine! I must save people!"

"Save someone?" Ouyang Feng scratched his head, then grinned, revealing a set of broken, yellow teeth. "Easy! Dad will just bring it to you, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Ouyang Feng had already vanished from the spot.

Yin Zhiping felt a blur before his eyes, and a gust of evil wind rushed towards him.

Before he could react, a sharp pain shot through his wrist.

"Snap!"

That was the sound of bones breaking.

"ah--!"

Yin Zhiping let out a shrill scream, and the jade bottle slipped from his hand.

Ouyang Feng somersaulted in the air, caught the jade bottle steadily, landed back beside Yang Guo, and handed it over like a treasure.

"Here you go, my good son, take this and play!"

Yang Guo accepted the jade bottle, overjoyed.

This is truly a case of finding something you've been searching for everywhere without even looking for it, only to have it come to you effortlessly!

With our godfather around, all those people like Yin Zhiping and Li Mochou are nothing but dirt chickens and clay dogs!

Yin Zhiping clutched his broken wrist, writhing on the ground in pain, cold sweat pouring down his face.

He never expected that this crazy old man would be so ruthless, breaking his wrist without even giving a warning.

"You...you dare to hurt my Quanzhen disciples..." Yin Zhiping pointed at Ouyang Feng, his voice trembling, his expression fierce but his heart weak.

"So noisy!"

Ouyang Feng frowned and casually waved his hand.

An invisible force swept past, and Yin Zhiping was sent flying like a kite with a broken string, crashing heavily into a large tree. His eyes rolled back, and he immediately lost consciousness.

The world is finally quiet.

Yang Guo held the jade bottle and turned to look at Ouyang Feng, his eyes filled with admiration.

"Dad, you're amazing!"

"That's right!" Ouyang Feng puffed out his chest triumphantly. "My father is the best in the world! Anyone who dares to bully my son, I'll kill them!"

As he spoke, he turned his gaze to Li Mochou.

"Alright, the fly's dead. Son, let's continue what we were doing."

Ouyang Feng rubbed his hands together, his face full of anticipation: "Are you going to do this with your wife in the grass or in a cave?"