I painted an aircraft carrier on the courtyard house for Dongda University.

When Tianzao heard the title "Little Master" while she was under the covers, she was completely stunned and subconsciously lifted the covers to peek out.

When she saw Natasha's face clearly, her eyes widened instantly, and she exclaimed, "Wow, Scarlett? It really is you! Do you remember me? We met at the Jurassic Park premiere, do you remember me? When did you learn Chinese? You speak it so well!"

She turned sharply to Zhou Weiguo, her words tumbling out in excitement, "Honey, you're amazing! You even managed to win Scarlett over? Are you planning to make her my sister?"

Looking at her loud and boisterous manner, Zhou Weiguo sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation.

As Tian Zao spoke, she lifted the blanket and was about to pounce on Natasha, but Natasha smiled and waved her hand: "Little sister, don't rush to get intimate, put your clothes on first, okay? Also, my name isn't Scarlett, it's Natasha, you can just call me sister."

Tian Zao looked down and realized she was naked. She screamed "Ouch!" and wrapped herself back in the blanket.

Natasha turned around, took a set of clothes from the closet, and handed them to Tian Zao. Without any hesitation, Tian Zao put them on casually in front of Zhou Weiguo.

After getting dressed, she immediately grabbed Natasha's hand and shook it repeatedly: "Sister Scarlett, you're called Natasha here? What a coincidence! I also changed my name to Tian Zao after transmigrating here; I stopped using my old name a long time ago!"

She then turned to Zhou Weiguo and gestured with her chin: "Comrade Zhou, for Natasha's sake, I'll accept you as my husband! But let me make this clear from the start: I'm here for Natasha!"

Zhou Weiguo smiled and nodded: "Alright, I'll accept you as my wife. But I have to correct you, her real name is Natasha, not Scarlett."

Tian Zao paused for a moment, took two steps back, circled Natasha twice, and muttered while rubbing her chin, "Wait a minute... You're taller than Scarlett, your skin is so much better, and your figure and bust size are much... No way? You're really Natasha? A native Natasha?"

Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she turned pale and looked at Zhou Weiguo, her voice trembling, "Honey, it's over! It's all over! I was hoping to live a good life by clinging to you, the system tycoon, but now I'm completely finished!"

Zhou Weiguo looked bewildered: "How did it get so cold?"

Tian Zao stamped her feet in frustration, looking utterly exasperated: "Are you stupid?! She's Natasha! The Black Widow from Marvel... uh... that Natasha! In a few years, when Thanos comes, we're all doomed, and your first wife will have to sacrifice herself to that damn Soul Stone!"

Looking at Tian Zao's wildly imaginative behavior, Zhou Weiguo rubbed his forehead and said helplessly, "Have you been this crazy from the very beginning?"

"I call this being prepared!"

Tian Zao, annoyed by his words, shoved him. "Tell me! What kind of system are you? Are you invincible from the start, or a resilient system that gets stronger the more you fight? You're the protagonist, and we're both female leads. If you're a useless system, we'll be bullied to death by the villains sooner or later! Can you bear to see your wives suffer?"

Zhou Weiguo was speechless at her question, unable to figure out whether this girl was just as unconventional in her past life or whether her personality had changed drastically after being stimulated after transmigrating.

Tian Zao ignored his dilemma, plopped down on the edge of the bed, and muttered to herself, counting on her fingers, "It's 1957 now. I wonder if this is the Marvel Cinematic Universe or the Marvel Comics Universe. If it's the comics universe, we're doomed, it's too complicated! The Avengers probably haven't even appeared yet, but Spider-Man will be coming out in a couple of years. Honey, how about we go to America and trick him into coming over to be our henchman?"

"Stop overthinking it!"

Zhou Weiguo quickly interrupted, "This isn't the Marvel Cinematic Universe; it's just the world of the period drama 'Birds Fill the Courtyard.' There are no superpowers, no aliens, just ordinary daily life!"

Tian Zao glanced at him sideways and shook her head helplessly: "Honey, are you stupid? We're doomed, we married a not-so-bright husband… Maybe we should try a different one? Ugh, no, no, this husband is handsome and rich, and most importantly, he has a system, and he's alright in bed… Ugh, anyway, let's just make do!"

Zhou Weiguo's face flushed at her half-sentence, and he lost all interest in arguing with her. He pounced on her on the bed and kissed her.

Tian Zao was taken aback at first, then quickly reached out to defend herself.

Seeing this, Natasha, with a quick glint in her eye, stepped forward to help, instantly filling the room with a warm, spring-like atmosphere.

Not long after, Zhou Weiguo, finding the commotion too great, simply led the two of them into the system space.

After the tender moments in the room dissipated, three hours had passed.

Zhou Weiguo stood up, his body aching. Just as he was about to catch his breath, he noticed that Nannan was covering her eyes with her little hands not far away, but leaving a lot of gaps between her fingers. Her two round eyes were staring straight at him.

"What are you doing here, little girl?" Zhou Weiguo was at his wit's end.

But Nannan came running over, carrying a bowl of clear spring water: "Daddy, drink this spring water! The system brother said it can make love last longer!"

Zhou Weiguo's temple throbbed with anger: "Who taught you to spout this nonsense?"

"I saw it on the TV with the system!" Nannan said innocently. "That's what the uncles and aunties in there all said."

"Stay away from this kind of TV from now on, and don't watch it!" Zhou Weiguo quickly changed the subject.

"Why?" Nannan blinked her big eyes. "I'm a system spirit, not a child. If Daddy doesn't like how I look now, I can turn into a cute little girl with a big eagle! And I can sense everything in this space, unless you forbid me from seeing it."

"Damn system! Show yourself!" Zhou Weiguo roared inwardly, "What kind of nonsense are you teaching Nannan?"

The system's slow, deliberate voice rang out: "Host, don't wrong me. The growth of digital life requires the intake of diverse data, and film and television content is an important source. Nannan is just a program, so don't overthink it. Of course, if you have special needs, I can make her transform into any form to serve you."

"Get out!" Zhou Weiguo cursed, quickly suppressing his inner turmoil, and said to Nannan, "Nannan, be good. Don't call me Dad anymore, just call me Brother. It sounds weird. Don't listen to or watch anything your system brother teaches you. You'll learn bad things from it."

"Okay, brother, I don't understand why the system insists I call Master 'Dad.' He says it will make you happy!"

Zhou Weiguo was so angry upon hearing this that he was speechless.

Nannan seemed to suddenly remember something and continued, "Then, brother, do you want to see me transform into a cute little girl with a giant penis? The system brother said that's his favorite, so it's definitely something you'll like too!"

Zhou Weiguo nearly lost his balance, leaning against the wall. Looking at the innocent-looking girl in front of him, yet spouting wild and inappropriate words, and then thinking about his unreliable system, he couldn't help but wail, "Why are my system and space spirit so erratic? Can't they just be normal?"

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