Naruto: Help Madara rejuvenate and launch a counterattack on Konoha

Family members, family members with whom blood is thicker than water, are something that countless ordinary families can easily obtain.

But in the ninja world, every ninja you randomly pick is someone who doesn't have any driftwood.

Obito and Yamato are typical examples, as is Ryōe.

Obito and Ryogoku were a little better off; they weren't alone, as they had Uchiha blood flowing through their veins and their own clansmen.

Obito sighed, "If only Grandma hadn't died of illness!"

Obito's grandmother was his only relative, and the most important relative who raised him from childhood.

Yamato was somewhat lonely. Before he was six years old, he remembered having a family, but he was the only one left because of the war.

There was once a member of the Ibri clan named Xuejian who regarded him as his younger brother.

At that time, Yamato really wanted to pretend to be Yukimi's younger brother. How much he wished he could have family!

Liao Wu patted Yamato on the shoulder: "Don't think about those unnecessary things. Not having parents is a good thing. At least you don't have to think so much when you do things!"

"Bullshit!"

Obito simply wouldn't listen to Liao Wu's fallacies.

"How dare you!"

Fishball always manages to rush out at the most crucial moment, but Obito intangifies himself, preventing Fishball from attacking him.

Liao Wu ignored Obito and said to Yamato, "Yamato, when I was showing you the videos before, you were the most focused. It seems you have sexual repression!"

Yamato blushed, but stubbornly retorted, "Shogun, don't slander me! I'm an excellent Jonin who came from both Root and Anbu; I can't possibly be what you're saying!"

Liao Wu followed up on his words, saying, "Could it be that you were spying on my video to gather intelligence?"

Yamato nodded stiffly: "That's right, as an excellent ANBU ninja, I was just gathering information about you!"

"So what did you conclude from your analysis?"

"..."

Yamato remained silent.

Liao Wu pressed down on his shoulder and said, "Look how suppressed you are, you're starting to talk nonsense."

"Yamato, stop suppressing yourself. You're almost thirty, and you're still a virgin, aren't you?"

Yamato stubbornly persisted, "No, I'm not a virgin!"

Liao Wu pointed to an apartment building where Granny Chiyo's family was staking out: "There are widows from Amegakure there, all in their prime. I'll give you a chance to become an adult!"

"Having been feeling a bit tired at work lately? Let the older ladies give you a massage, and you'll feel energized!"

Yamato shook his head: "I have the First Hokage's cells within me. You're trying to steal the First Hokage's power!"

Fishball laughed loudly: "With your half-baked Wood Release, believe it or not, I can pick any random ninja cat and it'll have more chakra than you!"

Yamato was silenced again.

Fishball, leading the ninja cats, pushed Yamato, saying, "Come on, Yamato, stop pretending, look at you, you're glowing!"

"What...what did you say?"

Yamato stubbornly refuses to admit it; he simply refuses to acknowledge his own repression.

He didn't want to indulge himself, even though the first-generation cells in his body were far inferior to those of Liao Wu.

It's not even comparable to the spores on these ninja cats.

But the people of Konoha, the soul of Konoha, Yamato must protect everything on his body.

The ninja cats love watching these hypocritical people fall into depravity. Just as Yamato was about to take action, he was easily suppressed by the ninja cats.

"Obito, save me!"

Obito didn't dare to unleash his Hollowfication at all, because Liao Wu was right next to him; with a single time stop, he could catch Obito.

Furthermore, this isn't about torturing Yamato, but rather about giving him the energy to work.

How good!

……

Shukaku and Matatabi approached Kushina.

Tabita looked at Kushina and asked, "Kushina, did Yugito return to Kumogakure safely?"

Kushina nodded: "No accidents have occurred, Ryou. I'm sorry, but you'll have to stay with Uchiha Ryou for now!"

Then, looking at Kushina, he said, "Kushina, staying in Loulan is actually quite good. Liaowu won't fuse me into the Divine Tree."

Kushina asked in confusion, "Didn't Ryougo do anything really bad to you?"

Taru lowered his head and whispered, "He wants me to shrink and become his pet. He also said he'll form a Seven Ninja Cats, and I can join them!"

"I would never agree to him. I am Matatabi, the Two-Tailed Cat, unlike his other cats."

"The Seven Ninja Cats?"

Kushina was speechless: "This guy is such a mess!"

"Let's get to the point, stop with this boring stuff!"

Shukaku untied Matatabi and said to Kushina, "Kushina, I want to see Kurama. Can you release Kurama?"

The Nine-Tails appeared on Kushina's shoulder, looking at Shukaku with disdain: "Shukaku, you've gotten more powerful, haven't you?"

Shukaku stood up, trying to make himself look like a mountain so as to frighten Kurama.

"Kurama, in this era, only you and your Jinchūriki still maintain the sealed relationship."

"I wonder how long this sealed relationship between you two can last?"

"What's it to you?"

Kurama snorted: "Kushina and I are perfect Jinchūriki now. I can leave Kushina's stomach whenever I want."

"You think leaving the Jinchuriki means you've gained freedom? Look at you, you're still just Uchiha Ryogoku's dog."

"It's just that the Jinchūriki's cage has been replaced with a bigger one."

Shukaku laughed heartily: "At least, I can still maintain my Sand Incarnation. Being attached to a strong person is not an insult."

Kurama (the Nine-Tails) was somewhat angry: "Kushina, you can continue your journey. I'm going to teach Shukaku a lesson!"

The Nine-Tails jumped off Kushina's shoulder and its size rapidly increased until it became a giant beast no smaller than Shukaku.

However, this behemoth was not materialized, but rather formed from the convergence of golden energy.

Kushina seemed about to say something when Minato patted her shoulder: "Kushina, didn't you say you wanted to forget all these worries and spend some quality time with Naruto?"

Kushina nodded and grabbed Naruto's shoulder: "Naruto, let's ignore them!"

Shukaku and Kurama dared not wage war in Loulan, so they broke out a battle of tailed beasts twenty miles away from Loulan.

You Lu watched from the side.

The three Six Paths Tools implanted in Shukaku's body were no match for the Nine-Tails. Fortunately, it had the advantage of the terrain, being able to manipulate the surrounding sand into weapons to attack the Nine-Tails.

Shukaku briefly suppressed Kurama, which greatly boosted its confidence.

"Kurama, today's battle is what I want to tell you: the nine tailed beasts are not ranked by their tails."

"It's the order of birth. I was the first tailed beast created by the old man using Yin-Yang Release. I am the leader of the nine tailed beasts."

The yellow sand was stirred up by Shukaku, and these sand waves rushed straight towards Kurama.

"Pah!"

Kurama spat and swung its thick tail to shatter the incoming sand, golden chakra swirling around its body.

"What do you mean by birth order? With your abilities, you think you can be the leader of the nine tailed beasts?"

"Shukaku, you haven't learned anything else from Uchiha Ryougo, but you've certainly become quite the smooth talker."