Naruto: Help Madara rejuvenate and launch a counterattack on Konoha

Onoki then brought up the fact that Sarutobi Sasuke, the Third Hokage, and Shinnosuke had all gone to the battlefield together.

"Sasuke-senpai, you have a wife, children, and grandchildren, but Madara is different."

"His entire family is dead, and he's so old and still hasn't found a wife. His adopted grandson is a beast. You can imagine how depressed he must be!"

Kakuzu touched his own heart, feeling a bit tempted to steal Onoki's Dust Release heart.

Because Onoki also insulted Kakuzu, and he's quite old and still hasn't found a wife.

Haven't you ever tasted what boogers taste like?

Kakuzu was also sexually repressed!

Sarutobi Sasuke scratched his head, somewhat puzzled: "Why is there another one with repressed sexuality?"

"How dare you!"

Madara got angry and unleashed chakra exceeding that of a tailed beast, suppressing Onoki and the others. He said Madara was repressed and that he wouldn't argue with them.

To put it nicely, Madara has transcended base desires; to put it bluntly, Madara is still an old virgin.

If you truly enjoy the good things women do, you won't be so obsessed.

But saying that Madara's entire family was wiped out touched a nerve with him.

"My father and brothers were all killed by this damned war!"

"Now I bear the hopes of my loved ones; I want to create a world completely free of conflict!"

"And you—are hindering everyone from achieving happiness!"

With Madara's Rinnegan fully activated, the entire Amegakure village was instantly enveloped in the immense power of his eye.

Danzo, Ryuma Aburame, the Three Lucky Ones, and Jiraiya, who were on their way to find Tsunade, suddenly felt a tightness in their chests.

An invisible pressure, like a mountain collapsing, weighed down on everyone's heart.

Some of the villagers who stayed behind in Yuyin were overwhelmed by the sheer force of the aura and fainted.

This is truly a battle of gods, where mortals suffer.

"It's Madara, Uchiha Madara! He's made his move!"

……

Longdi Cave.

Orochimaru and the others waited quietly for Liao Wu's trial.

Orochimaru wanted to attack Liao Wu, but Liao Wu was well protected by the candy. He wanted to call on the people around him to attack Liao Wu together.

However, Princess Ichikishima warned Orochimaru not to fight in front of the White Snake Sage, or he would be attacked by the three Snake Princesses.

Orochimaru had no choice but to quietly wait for Liao Wu's trial to begin.

Let's look at Liaowu again.

He has fallen into a magical world no less than the world of Tsukuyomi.

The timeline is set in Konoha year 59, on the eve of the Uchiha clan's annihilation.

Liao Wu, from the world of inner demons, is about 47 years old and is an ordinary person from the Uchiha clan. Just how ordinary?

One hundred million is just a small goal for him!

Because he gave up being a ninja, ate well, slept well, and was treated by Tsunade, he lived past the age of 40 that the doctor had predicted.

Liao Wu's past life was sealed away by the White Snake Immortal's illusion, thus losing his most important cheat code: omniscience.

As a child, she longed to be a ninja, but after being warned by her father, she gave up the idea.

After Mikoto's parents died in battle, Ryogo, at a young age, took on the responsibility of supporting his and Mikoto's family.

He was physically weak and unable to do manual labor, so he could only do clerical work.

Although Liao Wu has kidney deficiency, there are some things that are ingrained in his bones and can't be removed no matter what.

For example, deep-seated sexual repression!

Even with dark circles under her eyes and occasional coughing, she would still secretly buy a few adult magazines if she saw them on the street.

Jiraiya was also a fan of adult magazines when he was a child.

Over time, Jiraiya met Ryogoku, who was so weak he was practically a dog but still couldn't forget Nako, and the two became close friends.

Liao Wu couldn't afford to buy magazines, so he often went to Jiraiya's house to borrow his pornographic books.

But Konoha's adult magazines always gave Liao Wu the feeling of being at an elementary school level, revealing things that should not be revealed but not revealing things that should be revealed.

He discovered the barrenness of the adult entertainment industry in Konoha through his buried thoughts from his past life, and after discussing it with Jiraiya, he officially stepped into the dark side of the ninja world.

Jiraiya was in charge of writing erotic novels, and Ryogo was in charge of filming Jiraiya's erotic novels.

The initial investment was money that Jiraiya stole from his parents, and Ryogoku also contributed a portion of Mikoto's parents' inheritance.

If they can't find actresses, they'll find poor ninjas and use their transformation magic to make them look like naked women for filming.

Jiraiya's Icha Icha Paradise sold extremely well, and Ryou's Naruto Hot Series followed suit.

There is simply a supply shortage.

During that period, a small country's daimyo couldn't get the Naruto craze, so he directly asked Kakuzu to steal it for him, based on the commission fee for an S-rank mission.

Liao Wu and Jiraiya made a fortune.

Later, sales continued to expand, with the "Intimate Series" novels and the "Naruto Hot Series" pornographic films becoming bestsellers throughout the ninja world.

Liao Wu and Jiraiya officially became the two giants of the dark world.

However, the dark world is still the dark world, and it's not something normal people can accept.

The Uchiha clan was so angry when they learned that Liao Wu had done something against their ancestors' wishes that the police arrested him.

Later, Liao Wu transferred a portion of his shares to the Uchiha clan, who were so stunned by the news that they agreed to let Liao Wu continue making pornographic films.

Because of his sudden wealth, Liao Wu began to try to get in touch with medical ninjas to improve his congenital physical disability.

Through Jiraiya's connection, Liao Wu met Tsunade, specifically because Tsunade was a gambler and always lost.

Liao Wu threw a huge sum of money at Tsunade, stunning her.

Thanks to Tsunade's superb medical ninjutsu, Liao Wu's body was restored, and he was able to run and jump like a normal person.

After that, Liao Wu stopped using the transformation technique in the Naruto series.

In pursuit of authenticity, he spent a fortune hiring prostitutes from the brothel.

To show his responsibility, director Liao Wu personally took on the role shirtless, and Jiraiya couldn't stop him.

Liao Wu only filmed one movie before Mikoto found out about it.

Mikoto subjected Liao Wu to a long period of passive-aggressive treatment, and Liao Wu never personally intervened again after that.

However, he discovered a potential male porn star, Mighty Day.

Odd clothing, bowl haircuts, and an old man's face are usually a turn-off in real life, but they're a huge plus in the adult entertainment industry.

Some people just enjoy the unusual.

And the body it wears is great.

Dai was initially unwilling; she was not willing to let her youth be ruined by such a wicked path.

However, Dai's family was struggling financially, and his wife fell seriously ill after giving birth to Kai, requiring a large sum of money for surgery.

Dai eventually succumbed to Liao Wu's money offensive and became one of Liao Wu's top male porn stars.

In marriage.

Because Liao Wu's health had recovered and the wealth he had accumulated was enough to move the police force.

Unlike in reality, the police force leadership did not interfere in Liao Wu and Mei Qin's affairs.

So—Liaowu married Mikoto after she grew up.

Even though that boy named Fugaku had always secretly loved Mikoto, Mikoto and Ryou had formed a deep bond since childhood.

A voice kept telling me to care about Mikoto and not let that boy with the nasolabial folds steal her away.

After marriage, Meiqin gave birth to a son for Liaowu.

He was named Uchiha Itachi.

Liao Wu knew that money was just a tool for those in power, so he persuaded Mikoto to become a full-time ninja and that Liao Wu would do the housework.

Mikoto is very talented. In the original work, although she is a full-time housewife, she actually retired from the position of Jonin, just like Kushina.

At a very young age, Mikoto became an elite Jonin of the Uchiha clan.

Under Liao Wu's massive financial offensive, she became the first female captain in the police force.

Despite his success in both his career and business, Liao Wu always felt a kind of forgetfulness etched into his bones.

He has a wife, a son, a huge number of cats, and so much money he can't even count it all. His films are so good that even the Daimyo of the Land of Fire gave him an award.

This kind of life should be enough.

But there's always a kind of forgetting, as if something important must be remembered.

He tried to recall that forgetting, but each time he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

Like a curse, I sometimes stare blankly at the ceiling at night—is this really the life I want?