Naruto: Help Madara rejuvenate and launch a counterattack on Konoha

After taking care of his eyes, Obito crossed his arms and looked at his fellow soldiers, laughing, "You guys seem to have forgotten something important."

"What?!"

He coughed twice, indicating some kidney deficiency and some confusion.

Obito said, "That's the gift that will help me become a Jonin!"

A man's three greatest joys are getting promoted, making a fortune, and losing his wife.

Obito's promotion to Jonin is equivalent to a promotion, so he should throw a big banquet and collect all the money as gifts.

Before Obito could finish speaking, his group of friends had already slipped away.

Ebisu clutched his stomach: "My stomach hurts. I must have just eaten someone else's period. I'm going to the hospital to get checked out."

Kurenai said, "Obito, I have to go home and train in ninjutsu. Once I've mastered the Dark Travel Technique, I'll test it out with your Sharingan."

Asuma dashed off: "Obito, my mom's pregnant! I have to hurry and deliver the baby!"

"Your mother's almost sixty and she can still have children? And the Hokage, though an old painter, still wields his brush with incredible vigor!"

Obito was somewhat speechless.

One by one, everyone slipped away, leaving only Kakashi's team and Anko's team behind.

Hayate gave Obito a medicine: "Obito, judging from your condition, you probably have kidney deficiency. This is medicine that Lord Ryouu once prescribed for me, so I'm giving it to you as a gift for a Jonin."

Obito absolutely refused the medicine from Liaowu: "I'd rather die than take that Liaowu thing!"

"Also, I don't have kidney deficiency; I'm perfectly healthy!"

Obito showed his body to Rin, saying that he was now strong enough that even Rin and Kakashi could take him on at the same time.

But suddenly he found himself bent over and unable to straighten up.

Rin and Kakashi quickly went over to check on them.

"Obito, what's wrong?"

"Is it really kidney deficiency?"

Obito shouted, "Kakashi, you're a lewd reader and have no right to talk to me like that!"

Erotic novels?!

Shuo Mao pricked up his ears and squinted his eyes, like a sharp, swift knife, startling away the birds in the forest.

Good lad, reading porn at such a young age, what will become of him in the future?

Kakashi touched his back and felt a chill, as if a fierce demon was staring at him.

Obito touched the skin on the right side of his body, and he thought it was a problem with the white Zetsu cells.

This is the rejection of Obito by the White Zetsu cells in his body. Only when Obito activates his Mangekyou Sharingan and goes into a power surge can the White Zetsu cells successfully integrate with him.

Why was there no problem before?

He was as fierce as a bull, and almost strung Kakashi and Rin together!

When they fight their partners, they are incredibly powerful, each punch wielded with tremendous force!

That's because of Afei's help.

Tobi is a White Zetsu cell with independent consciousness, so he won't harm Obito's cells and can even help him unleash the power of Wood Release.

At this stage, Obito is not yet able to adapt to the White Zetsu cells in his body because he does not have Tobi parasitizing him.

Hayate secretly forced his medicine on Obito, who quietly accepted it.

Before, when Ah Fei possessed her, she was so strong she could kill an ox. Why is she not strong now?

It seems I really have to go to the interrogation department to control Afei.

Obito looked at Anko and Yugao, who were not in the same class as him, but were considered friends.

Yugao said somewhat embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Obito-senpai, I'll go back and prepare a gift for you right away."

"Why?!"

Obito tried to stop Yugao, not really caring about her gift.

What he wanted was an attitude: I may not accept it, but you can't refuse to take it.

Yugao's attitude was very good. Among those present, she was the only one who addressed Obito as "senpai," knowing that Obito was her Jonin superior.

This made Obito very happy.

I hope Xiyan will call out more often.

At the same time, he felt a little jealous of Gale.

How come there are such beautiful childhood friends in Hayate's world? There's no white hair between them yet, which shows how naturally Minato and Kushina's relationship developed.

However, Obito felt much better seeing Hayate's weak and feeble appearance.

The bestowed tools of heaven are reserved for the virtuous; the swift wind has no such fortune!

Obito looked at Anko, but to his surprise, Anko reached out her hand to him.

Obito asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Hongdou said, "You got promoted, right?"

Obito nodded: "I'm already a Jonin. Even stray dogs on the street salute me."

Red Bean said matter-of-factly, "You're a Jonin, not me. Your happiness doesn't make me happy."

"Since you're so happy, shouldn't you give me a gift?"

Obito was taken aback; it seemed to make sense!

He was happy, but everyone else was unhappy. Why would unhappy people give him gifts?

Giving a gift to a happy person only makes them more unhappy.

Red Bean, eating and taking some, said, "Obito, have you decided what gift to give me?"

Obito scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Anko, I just got back to the village and I'm penniless. I don't know what to give you."

The only valuable things Obito currently possesses are a Sharingan and White Zetsu cells.

You definitely can't give red beans to someone with Sharingan eyes.

"Red Bean, how about I give you my white leukemia cells?"

"Pah!"

Red Bean spat, "It's all white and creepy, who would want it?"

Red Bean said as she turned and ran away: "Obito, remember to bring me a present."

Jifeng and Xiyan followed.

As Obito watched Anko's departing figure, he suddenly realized, "Wait a minute, how could I give her a gift?"

"Does this mean I should give her a gift because I have a happy occasion in my family?!"

"Red Bean, come back quickly, it must be you who gave me the gift."

Kakashi and Rin exchanged a glance, both seeing the other's speechlessness.

Kai ran around Senju Park and saw Obito and Kakashi and the others.

He ran up, panting, shouting, "Kakashi, Obito, we can't afford to slack off in our youth!"

"The most intense war in the history of the ninja world is about to begin. We must stand firm to protect our comrades."

Obito nodded: "Guy is right. Putting Madara Uchiha aside, the growth rate of the Ryūe structure is astonishing."

"He is selfish, lawless, and if he dares to slack off, the Allied Shinobi Forces probably won't even be able to get past him."

Obito witnessed Liao Wu's training firsthand while working under him.

A dozen or twenty spore clones cultivate together, absorbing experience rapidly and leveling up quickly.

They also possess forbidden-level medical ninjutsu, which allows them to be trained to the point where they can be fully revived in the blink of an eye even when they are on their last breath.

In addition, the White Zetsu cells and the Sharingan's absolute copying of ninjutsu make his ninjutsu training so remarkable that it can be described in a single sentence.

That is—our corps moves freely, unimpeded!

The most terrifying thing is having no moral bottom line.

Those who can beat him can't outrun him; they can find a crack to slip through, and even Minato-sensei can only watch helplessly.

Men who can't beat him will be killed, and women will have to do the exercises.

Obito thought that Ryo was more terrifying than Madara Uchiha because—he had no weaknesses, no bottom line, and was capable of anything.

When these kinds of people get ruthless, they'll put razor blades in other people's cups.

If he were to break free from Madara Uchiha's control, it might just be the start of a new disaster for the ninja world.