I rode a Kawasaki H2 to school, only to find out the school beauty was my ex-girlfriend.

hiss……

Lin Yun gasped.

Why is this foreigner using only masculine words?

Seeing that the two men hadn't made a move, the white man with the knife gradually turned vicious.

"Hurry up! You have ten seconds left. If you haven't reached an agreement by then, neither of you are leaving today!"

"That's right!"

The Black man also pulled out a knife.

"Don't even think about yelling to attract attention. With our skills, the moment you try to shout, we can guarantee that before the sound even escapes your lips, a dagger will already be piercing your heart!"

As he spoke, he brandished the dagger in the air a few times.

His expression was like that of a cat playing with two mice.

Lin Yun raised his eyebrows slightly.

"What if we don't play?"

"If we don't play, we both die!"

The white man who proposed the game licked the back of the knife with the tip of his tongue, trying to show his ruthlessness.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yun inexplicably recalled those bizarre videos where the owner of a poisoned knife would lick it and die from the poison, and couldn't help but chuckle.

That smile.

The three of them were completely dumbfounded!

This was the first time the two members of the Snake God Party had encountered such a situation.

How could someone on the verge of death still be able to laugh happily?

"Hey kid, what are you laughing at?!"

The white man stepped forward, his eyes cold as a venomous snake, gleaming with a chilling light.

Lin Yun smiled even more broadly.

"I'm laughing at how incredibly stupid you two are, one black and one white!"

"Do you think it's possible that I could understand the niche language you were just speaking?"

watt?!!

The two members of the Snake God Party were greatly alarmed.

This is a language that every member of their small country must learn.

That's a small country with a population of only a few million, how could the other party understand it?

The white man hadn't expected to lose, and gave a cold laugh, completely unconcerned.

"Now that we know we have no intention of letting either of you go, then let's face your end!"

"I'm doomed..." Savannah cried, tears streaming down her face, clutching Lin Yun's sleeve tightly. "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry to Qianqian. It's all my fault, otherwise you wouldn't have been targeted by them!"

Go cry in hell!

The white man gripped his dagger tightly and attacked the two men with incredible speed.

The black man put away his dagger, confident that his brother alone could take down the two opponents!

Just as he was thinking about his escape route, he saw his brother, like a blackboard eraser that had been thrown, slam heavily against the wall, then fall to the ground like a dead dog, completely still.

Black person:?!!

A head that was pitch black.

Like a machine, it turned to the location of the two people.

Upon seeing the yellow-skinned man, she slowly withdrew her foot.

Her body trembled, and she unconsciously took two steps back towards the wall, her eyes filled with terror.

"You...you're from China? That was Chinese martial arts?!"

"Congratulations, you guessed right! This is our Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!"

Lin Yun slowly walked forward.

As he spoke, he struck the black man hard on the back of the neck, knocking him unconscious.

Savannah stared blankly at the scene before her.

After a long while, he finally blurted out a sentence.

"So the Dragon Kingdom really does have martial arts! I've been here for so long and never seen any; I thought it was all fake!"

"That's because you don't understand our Dragon Kingdom!"

Lin Yun chuckled and started cracking a little joke.

"Those who practice martial arts in our Dragon Kingdom are usually reclusive masters. They don't easily reveal their skills. Take my master, for example; he can send a small car flying with a single slap!"

"Wow...that's amazing!!" Savanna quickly wiped away the tears from her eyelashes and grabbed Lin Yun's hand. "Could you introduce me to someone? I'd like to learn kung fu from your Dragon Kingdom!"

Lin Yun wiped his nose.

He realized he had gone too far.

With a sudden thought, he began to feign grief.

"Alas, it would have been possible a few years ago, but my master has long since passed away."

"Is that so..."

Savannah's eyes dimmed.

But soon, it lit up again.

"Lin Yun, can you teach me?"

Then, as if to prove that he had a kung fu talent.

Imitating the characters in the movie, I squatted slightly and started boxing.

"Ha, ha!!"

"What do you think of my talent? Am I the legendary martial arts prodigy, one in a million?"

Lin Yun: "..."

He really wanted to do what they do in the movies and punch that foreigner.

"Alright, this thing can be observed. I can tell at a glance you're not cut out for martial arts. Hurry up and get on your flight home!"

I don't want to get too entangled in this matter.

He simply grabbed the other person's wrist and led them out of the mall.

I boarded the plane.

Savannah remained relentless.

They kept asking if there was a kind of kung fu that even non-geniuses could learn!

Lin Yun had no choice but to surrender.

"Alright, alright, then I'll give you a kung fu manual!"

"real?"

"Yes, but it will take a few days to arrive. I'll bring it to you then!"

Speechless, I started searching online and randomly picked a kung fu manual called "Heavenly Crippled Kick" before immediately placing an order.

Savanna saw that Lin Yun really intended to teach her kung fu.

He was so happy that he got up from his seat and went to Lin Yun's feet.

"From now on, you'll be my master. Master, come here, let your disciple massage your legs!"

"Uh... okay."

Lin Yun was impressed by the other party's enthusiasm.

He then let go of his feet and allowed his opponent to do as he pleased.

Savannah pounded her leg and continued to press for answers.

"Master, how long did it take you to become so skilled?"

"Um... a few years, I guess. My master said I'm a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand. I only need a short time to learn skills that others can't learn in a lifetime."

Lin Yun was just making things up.

Anyway, the other party won't last long before giving up.

He said that kung fu requires perseverance and that you can't master anything without decades of practice.

Savanna continued massaging Lin Yun, seemingly understanding but not quite.

"Master, how long would it take if I wanted to become as skilled as you?"

"Forty or fifty years, I guess!"

"That long?"

"Well, because you lack talent!"

"Yes, Master!"

Savannah nodded solemnly.

It seems he really has the determination to train for decades.

Lin Yun saw the foreigner's serious expression.

He shook his head slightly, amused.

This guy actually believes that there is some kind of martial arts in China!

If they really had kung fu skills, their Chinese football wouldn't be in such a sorry state.

If those superhuman leg strength and water-walking skills depicted in movies were real, their country's football team would be invincible, winning the World Cup every year!

He has such incredible strength now.

He owes his success entirely to the title of "King of Soldiers" bestowed upon him by the system and the multiple boosts to his overall physical attributes.

As for that kung fu, it was just something he made up on a whim, and he never expected the other party to actually believe it!