I rode a Kawasaki H2 to school, only to find out the school beauty was my ex-girlfriend.

Lin Yun is sitting in his seat.

A hint of disgust crept into his eyes as he looked at the woman.

This woman...

It seems they don't treat the waiters like human beings at all!

It's one thing to speak to someone in a condescending tone and act as if you're superior.

The waiter had already helped, yet I still had to scan a QR code to file a complaint.

Cai Luo filed a complaint regardless of the consequences.

Only then did he casually place his bag on the table.

After sitting down, he crossed his legs and crossed his arms high over his chest.

She looked at the boy sitting opposite her, who had an excellent demeanor but an ordinary appearance.

"You're the person I'm on a blind date with, right? To be honest, my impression of you is just so-so. When you saw me coming, you didn't immediately get up to pull out a chair for me; that's a downside!"

"Also, although I said that if the man's finances are good, I can relax my requirements a bit, your appearance is really not up to par, so in other aspects, I may have to raise my requirements a little!"

Look at that gaseous state.

Lin Yun almost wanted to roll his eyes at the other person.

He kept twirling the redwood chopsticks in his right hand, and looked at Cai Luo with a sneer.

"Hmm, then, Miss Cai, what exactly are you referring to by 'certain aspects'?"

"The first thing, of course, is the bride price. You should know that the bride price in Hexi is the most normal and respectful to women in the country, right?"

Cai Luo took a leisurely sip of the tea on the table.

Feeling that it was too hot, he put the teacup aside in disgust.

Lin Yun and Wu Tao, who were listening intently at the table to the side, were all taken aback.

What is that?

Is this woman sure she didn't say it backwards?!

Everyone in the country knows that in Hexi, people are driven by comparison and greed, among other things.

The bride price has gradually risen to an outrageous level.

It's clear that in terms of the economy...

It doesn't even rank in the top ten nationwide!

However, the bride price is far higher than that of the province with the highest economy.

This is what you call the most normal?

Lin Yun put down the spinning wooden chopsticks.

For a moment, I didn't know what to say.

After a while...

He reluctantly nodded.

"Okay, so your requirements for the bride price are to follow the standards set in your area?"

"Of course!" Cai Luo straightened up. "The minimum bride price where I'm from is 388,000, but since your appearance doesn't meet my requirements, I'll raise it a little to 588,000!"

588,000?

Hearing this exaggerated number...

Wu Tao spat out the tea he had just taken a sip of.

Damn it, is this a wedding or a robbery? 588,000 yuan in cash is probably a sum that more than 90% of families in the country would have trouble coming up with at once.

Lin Yun initially didn't react much to this number.

But when you think about it, the national average salary is only around 4000. If you calculate based on 4000 a month, then an ordinary person would have to save for more than ten years without eating or drinking to save that much money!

She glanced suspiciously at Cai Luo, who seemed to think this was how it should be, and asked softly.

"How much is Miss Cai's monthly salary?"

"What kind of salary?"

"That's the salary you receive after working for a month!"

Lin Yun was speechless. Was this woman an idiot? He had to explain even what salary was.

Upon hearing this, Cai Luo raised her head high.

"I'm currently unemployed!"

"Unemployed?"

Lin Yun was stunned.

Judging from the other person's appearance, they must be at least 26 years old.

I'm almost 30 and still don't have a job. How am I supposed to make a living? Am I just going to stay home and sponge off my parents?

Cai Luo nodded, a hint of smugness in her expression.

"Of course, I'm currently studying for the civil service exam at home!"

Wow!

Is it a civil service exam version?

Wu Tao, who was standing next to him, almost burst out laughing.

This woman perfectly embodies his perception of certain groups!

Lin Yun frowned slightly.

"But you must have graduated several years ago, right? Are you just going to stay home and keep taking civil service exams?"

"You think taking the civil service exam is that easy? It definitely takes several years of hard work to succeed!"

Cai Luo rolled her eyes up behind her sunglasses, feeling uncomfortable with her hands idle, so she picked up the teacup she had tossed aside and carefully took a sip.

Lin Yun continued to ask questions.

"What if you never get it?"

"Then let's get married. Otherwise, do you think I'm going on blind dates for fun?"

"Alright!"

Lin Yun smiled helplessly.

The more he questioned her, the more he felt that this woman had some kind of mental problem.

Only then did Cai Luo begin to look at Lin Yun seriously.

"And you? I see in your file that your family assets exceed ten million, right?"

Tens of millions?

Lin Yun gave a wry smile.

If your assets really only amount to tens of millions, then you should call the police!

But when it comes to acting, you naturally have to act well.

He nodded immediately.

"That's right, my family owns a small company with total assets of tens of millions and a cash flow of around a million!"

"Hmm, it's barely acceptable!"

"Reluctantly? I wonder what Ms. Cai's family situation is like. Besides a photo, your information only includes your requirements for a man; you haven't mentioned your own situation at all!"

"this……"

Cai Luo hesitated.

But he replied quickly.

"My family's financial situation is average. My mother suffered from a serious illness in her early years and now she can only lie in the hospital every day."

Speaking of which...

His tone carried a hint of anger.

"It's all my father's fault. He's good for nothing, all he knows is how to work. If he had any skills, how could he have let my mother get sick, and how could I have to say I don't have money to go to a concert!"

"Your mother's illness was caused by your father beating her."

"Of course not, it's an illness caused by my mother frequently staying up late playing mahjong and getting angry from losing money!"

"What does this have to do with your dad?"

"How can we not care? If my dad were capable, why would he let my mom get angry over losing a few thousand or tens of thousands of yuan at mahjong!"

These words.

This caused Lin Yun's brain to shut down completely.

This is incredible! Where did this Pokémon come from?

Is the way the brain thinks different from that of a normal person?

Now it has come to this.

He no longer wanted to spend any more time with this idiot woman.

"Alright, let's skip all that talk about the pain of our dysfunctional families and get straight to the point!"

"No problem, I was just about to say that. Besides the dowry of 588,000 yuan, you also need to prepare six gold pieces, which is standard practice in Hexi!"

"And then what?"

Lin Yun just wanted to end this blind date as soon as possible.

After the other party has finished speaking, just admit that you are not strong enough!

Seeing that the other party didn't react much after she made these requests, Cai Luo stretched out her fingers and started to pry.

"And then there's the red envelope with 30,000 yuan given when we got our marriage certificate!"

"The red envelope for putting a diamond ring on my finger is worth 50,000!"

"Then the red envelopes for getting on and off the bus were 18,000 each!"

"The red envelope for entering the house was 20,000 yuan, but the red envelope for me to address your parents as my parents should be a little more, 80,000 yuan!"

"Oh, by the way, there's a custom in my hometown: when we host a banquet, your family has to cover the cost of inviting relatives and friends, and you also have to give us double the original price!"