Oh no! His rural wife is sweeter than a peach!

First he was frightened by the chickens, then he was bitten by the geese, and then he fell into the ditch.

Ying Yuchuan had no idea what other laughable things awaited him next.

Fortunately.

His wife was somewhat compassionate and didn't just laugh at him; after taking the photos, she pulled him out of the ditch.

only……

The siblings were really struggling to hold back their laughter.

He glanced at the two siblings who were trying to suppress their laughter, biting their lower lips tightly.

Especially the blond-haired guy, whose shoulders were shaking so badly he didn't even know what they were anymore.

"Smile, why aren't you smiling?"

Ying Yuchuan glanced at himself.

Soaked to the bone, like a drowned rat.

I was embarrassed and ashamed.

He has never been like this before.

"...I didn't laugh. I didn't want to laugh at all."

The deer shook its head frantically when it cried out.

He knew his brother-in-law's personality; it was one thing for his older sister to laugh, but he dared not laugh at him, otherwise he would definitely throw himself into the ditch.

That irrigation ditch wasn't anything special, except that chickens and ducks would occasionally go down there to bathe and poop...

"Huh? Roe, what are you guys doing?"

When they were in such a sorry state, they were inevitably seen by other unrelated people. As luck would have it, a village auntie walked over and looked at them curiously.

"Who's this? Why are you all soaking wet? Did you go swimming?"

"No way, there's someone washing a bucket of pig manure upstream right now..."

Even though she didn't say anything, as soon as she did, Ying Yuchuan's expression changed completely.

He raised his hand and smelled his own scent...

A strong smell of feces hit his nostrils.

"Pig poop?"

Lu Luozhi cried out in surprise, glancing at him whose face had changed, turning dark and gloomy.

She didn't care about anything else and quickly grabbed his hand.

"Go back, go back, go back and wash yourself clean."

In a panic, she grabbed him and ran towards home.

"wait for me."

Lu Mingshi also carried the burlap sack of sweet potatoes and followed behind them.

The middle-aged woman, watching them run away in a hurry, clicked her tongue in amazement.

"Won't I smell like pig poop?"

"No, I have to go tell them right away that the man Lu Luozhi brought back rolled in pig dung."

She excitedly ran towards the location of the village's intelligence organization.

That's how rumors are created.

Less than an hour later, everyone in Mitian Village, young and old, cats and dogs alike, knew about something extraordinary.

The man that Lu Luozhi brought back rolled around in pig manure several times and even ate a few bites.

Ying Yuchuan thus became famous in Mitian Village in this way.

……

The Lu family.

"Go take a shower."

Lu Luozhi hurriedly pushed Ying Yuchuan into the bathroom.

She was afraid that if she hesitated even a second longer, the young master would lose his temper.

As soon as the door closed, Ying Yuchuan looked down at himself in the bathroom, his body soaking wet and reeking of feces.

His face was dark and gloomy.

The eldest son of the prestigious Ying family, the company president and future heir, ended up getting soaked in water from washing pig manure buckets.

If this gets out, he'll ruin his reputation.

Why did he encounter these things as soon as he arrived in the village?

He disgustedly took off his T-shirt and started to shower.

He vigorously scrubbed himself with a bath sponge.

Ten minutes later, he smelled himself.

It still smells a bit.

With his lips pursed, he diligently brushed himself once again.

Outside.

Lu Luozhi looked at her phone; the village's WeChat groups were flooded with messages, and she felt somewhat troubled.

Because the group chat was all about Ying Yuchuan.

What kind of man eats shit in the water? What kind of special hobby does he have?

My balls hurt.

Why are these people so gossipy?

He just accidentally fell into the water; he didn't do it on purpose.

She tried to clarify in the group chat, but the situation only escalated.

They didn't believe her, which only reinforced the impression that Ying Yuchuan was poor, penniless, and relied on his wife.

Help.

Deer-shaped branches squatted in the corner of the wall.

There was a deep sense of powerlessness.

He really didn't roll in pig manure; it was truly an accident and a misunderstanding.

Why won't these people listen to her?

However, one thing is certain: Ying Yuchuan must never find out about this.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to control herself when he got angry.

He must not know that he became famous throughout the village for rolling in pig dung.

The sound of water in the bathroom never stopped.

She glanced at it.

After he came back, he kept scrubbing in the bathroom. Just now, he stretched out an arm so she could smell if there was still any smell.

She only didn't reply to him for a second before he quickly pulled his arm back and continued rinsing.

A strong scent of shower gel wafted from the bathroom.

Lu Luozhi could imagine that he had used up half a tub of that newly bought shower gel.

Feeling a chill run down her spine and a little guilty, she dared not squat down any further.

In the afternoon, she decided to rest and not go anywhere. She and her brother stayed at home with Ying Yuchuan to help him calm down.

He didn't want the villagers to point at him and laugh at him as soon as he went out.

Sigh... She told them she hadn't rolled in pig manure, but they just wouldn't believe her and only believed that old lady's words.

Really.

To soothe Ying Yuchuan's wounded heart and to win his favor, she busied herself in the kitchen, planning to make him a sweet potato pancake.

"Sis, do you think your husband might become withdrawn?"

Lu Ming was burning a fire, but his mouth was still wide open in a grin.

"What would happen if he found out he's famous throughout the village?"

Lu Luozhi flattens the wrapped sweet potato cakes, filled with black sesame and white sugar, and puts them into the oil pan to fry.

She gave him a look, warning him, "You'd better shut your mouth and not let him know."

"I know, I know, don't you believe me?"

He grinned and said, "I'm not that kind of gossipy person, okay..."

"What gossip?"

Ying Yuchuan suddenly interrupted the conversation.

The siblings were slightly startled and quickly looked towards the kitchen doorway.

He emerged from the bathroom, wearing a casual shirt and trousers he had brought with him. His thick, short, black hair was messy and wet, and his demeanor was both noble and languid, completely out of place with the dilapidated environment.

Not to mention the pile of firewood and ashes in the kitchen.

He smelled of shower gel, his expression indifferent, his deep eyes fixed on the siblings. "Or are you two gossiping about me?"

His words carried a serious and somber tone.

"No, I was just gossiping about the village with Huang Mao."

Lu Luozhi was quick-witted; she cleverly changed the subject.

"So, there's this guy who had a mistress, the mistress had a son, and then came to his house demanding official recognition. But then the mistress started dating his father, and now his father wants to divorce his mother and marry the mistress..."

She didn't mention the pig manure incident at all.