Oh no! His rural wife is sweeter than a peach!

"..."

Silence once again.

OK OK.

A really interesting guy joined their class.

That's some serious roasting.

"Alright, alright, all you want to know is which school I transferred from, tsk, really, I'll just tell you directly."

When the deer cried out, it first put its hands on its hips, tilted its head back and laughed three times before stopping.

"Listen up, I came from Mars."

Cheng Ji and the other two looked at him as if he were a fool.

"How about it? Envious? I'm from Mars."

Lu Mingshi pushed Cheng Ji, who was standing in the middle, aside and said, "But you can't be envious of me. I'm a legend that you can't catch up with."

With his hands behind his head, he strolled leisurely toward the restroom.

in situ.

Cheng and the other two looked at each other in bewilderment.

Why is this person's brain circuit different from theirs?

What kind of...idiot joined their class?

Is this a fair way to describe it?

Come back to your senses.

Cheng Ji snorted.

How could I let this blond idiot outshine me?

His gaze fell on Ying Sangrou in the corner of the classroom, and a sly smile appeared on his lips.

He immediately had an idea.

They returned six minutes later when the deer called out.

My strategy for this trip wasn't working well, so I left early.

Once again, Cheng Ji and his two companions stopped them at the classroom door.

"What are you doing?"

His eyes darted left and right, a little impatient. "You want to ask me where I came from again? Didn't I already tell you I came from Mars?"

He reached out to push Cheng Ji into the classroom.

Cheng Ji didn't move.

Lu Mingshi made a surprising remark, "I didn't wash my hands after I pooped."

"Holy shit!!!"

The three of them vanished faster than a nuclear bomb.

"How disgusting! You don't wash your hands after you poop?"

"Can't you be a little more hygienic?!"

"Damn it, I wonder if there might be some infectious disease."

Lu Ming whistled nonchalantly and admitted without any hesitation, "Yeah, how did you know I'm sick? I have this problem where I'm brain-damaged and I have unpredictable, intermittent fits of madness and violence. If you don't believe me, feel free to try."

Cheng Ji was convinced.

Where did this big idiot come from?

He cleared his throat and steered the conversation to the main topic.

That was also his purpose in wanting to mess with this blond-haired idiot.

"Hey bro, wanna make some money?"

Talking about other things doesn't work, but when it comes to money...

Lu Ming reluctantly gave him a second glance.

"What connections do you have?"

Who would complain about having too much money?

He wants to earn a lot of money for his older sister to manage; he doesn't want her to work so hard.

Suppressing his nausea, Cheng Ji pulled him closer to himself.

"Have you seen that female classmate?"

He pointed to Ying Sangrou's seat in the classroom.

She sat there quietly reading a book, as if the noise of the entire classroom had nothing to do with her.

From Lu Mingshi's angle, he could only see a small part of Ying Sangrou's profile.

With her gentle, petite profile and slender figure, she was so well-behaved and quiet that she barely stood out.

"I saw it, and then what?"

Cheng Ji chuckled to himself.

Then he'll have a good show to watch.

"It's very simple. This girl is a bit introverted. Just go over and say a word to her. If she replies, you win and I'll give you five hundred yuan. If you lose, you have to pay me five hundred yuan in return."

Hey hey hey.

Ying Sangrou is a timid and shy student who rarely speaks more than ten words a year, and everyone is used to it.

However, no one dared to bully her.

She is the third young lady of the powerful Ying family, which has influence and power in the country. Who would be so foolish as to offend or bully her?

But this dim-witted idiot is different.

I heard he's from out of town, so he probably doesn't know Ying Sangrou's identity.

As long as he dares to provoke Ying Sangrou, even if she cries, this stupid little blond will be in deep trouble.

He was trying to frame him.

When Lu Mingshi heard that it was so easy to get 500 yuan for free, his eyes immediately lit up like a 100,000-volt light bulb.

Five hundred yuan.

"Why didn't you say so earlier? You've made me waste my time talking to you, you gorilla."

After saying that, he confidently pushed the three people in front of him aside, "Watch my performance closely, and remember to hand over your money first. I only accept cash."

After speaking, he swaggered towards Ying Sangrou.

"A gorilla?"

Cheng Ji stared blankly at himself.

"He just called me, 'gorilla'?"

The skinny guy nodded. "Yes, that's right, bro, he calls you gorilla."

asshole!

How could someone so handsome call him a gorilla?

Cheng Ji, with a long face, growled through gritted teeth, "How do I look like a gorilla?!"

You bastard, how dare you insult people like that!

But now was not the time to argue, so he quickly followed.

Ying, don't let him down this time.

Tell your older brother to kill this blond-haired idiot.