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"He was a little chubby," Xixi described as she recalled, "and he had a silver bracelet on his wrist. He said he was cold and wanted to go home, but he couldn't find his way home."

Chang Xi didn't understand the meaning for a moment, and simply said, "It seems that Xi Xi will be playing here with her older sister for a while longer."

After seeing off the family members, Chang Xi breathed a sigh of relief and finally noticed the Lu family of three in the corner.

"Chang Xi, you're famous now," Lu Wenli said.

Chang Xi tossed her hair and said smugly, "Someone like me is meant to be the center of attention. I'm really sorry."

"You got trending on social media because of the insults from Xu Shenglong's fans," Lu Wenli said.

No, not at all.

Mr. Lu said, "Miss Chang, perhaps I can help. Lu's legal department is very professional."

"No need," Chang Xi had his own way, taking out his phone and operating it in a few steps.

Lu Wenli logged in and saw, "What did you post?"

"A tiny bit of evidence," Chang Xi said, making a pinky gesture.

"Xu Shenglong's dirty secrets? So much!" Lu Wenli exclaimed.

The internet is in an uproar.

After Xu Shenglong's fans cursed Chang Xi in the super topic for hundreds of days, Chang Xi posted a Weibo on his main account.

[I wonder how many years the sentence is for molesting a minor? @Xu Shenglong @A City Police.]

What does this mean? Who is this person?

[I am but a humble person, and I am none other than the Great Emperor Changxi that you speak of.]

【You dare to slander our Brother Xu?!】

What are you talking about? It's not like I touched anyone's butt.

[Our Brother Xu is so handsome, maybe those girls seduced him. These days, there are quite a few guys who want to date celebrities.]

[Hey, why? Because he's short, because he's muscular, because he has a beer belly?]

It rhymes.

[Besides spewing nonsense, what else can you do?]

[They'll even provide evidence. A bunch of videos are attached.]

Wow, there's so much juicy gossip here.

[It must be a PDF with dozens of pages by now, right?]

It's fake, it's fake, it must be a forgery!

[Sue her for defamation!]

[Shenglong Studio: These videos and documents are all forged. Our company has taken legal action and will not be wronged.]

[See? Brother Xu is quick to refute rumors.]

Okay, poor kids, dreams always have to end. The evidence was handed over to the police two days ago. How's the review going, officers? @A City Police @National Anti-Pornography and Anti-Illegal Publications Office @A City Public Security Bureau @A City Narcotics Control Bureau @A City Tax Bureau...

[I haven't seen so many mechanisms in a long time. Wow, Xu Shenglong, you're quite famous!]

Oh, Xubala, you're quite famous too.

[The National Office Against Pornography and Illegal Publications: There is too much evidence, requiring departmental review. The evidence has now been confirmed as accurate, and an arrest warrant has been applied for.]

[City A Police: Arrests have been made.]

[City A Public Security Narcotics Control Bureau: It has been confirmed that the suspect, Xu, has been using drugs for three years and is involved in drug trafficking.]

[Tax Bureau of City A: Mr. Xu Shenglong's studio evaded taxes amounting to 400 million RMB.]

[Haha, Xu Shenglong's fans aren't jumping anymore?]

This must be a setup by investors to make him take the blame!

[The police are indiscriminate in their duties; a thorough investigation of personnel within the public security system is recommended.]

[I've never seen anything like this before. I've encountered all sorts of monsters and demons. Every time something goes wrong, it's a setup by capital. Do capitalists have that much free time?]

[The technicians have already proven the evidence is genuine, yet they still jump around.]

Why did Lu Wenli like it so quickly?

Are Lu Wenli and Chang Xi together?

They're together?!

No! Even though Chang Xi saved your life, you can't date her!

[Mom forbids it!]

"You?" Chang Xi asked.

"Master, we've brought Lu Wenli here to become your disciple!"

Chang Xi poured a cup of tea for the two elders. "I understand your love for your son and your desire to find someone to protect him. But cultivating the Tao is not easy, and this path is not as easy as you think."

Have you thought it through?

The couple exchanged a glance, and Mr. Lu solemnly said, "To be honest, Master, we don't have any high expectations. Ever since we learned that this child might die young, we've only hoped that he would live a good life, free from illness and disaster."

Now that he's finally found someone who can save him, becoming a Taoist priest isn't so bad.

"Alright," Chang Xi calculated with his fingers, "the day after tomorrow is an auspicious day, the day after tomorrow is for the apprenticeship ceremony. You all get ready."

"Okay, sure."

The super topic about Lu Wenli is in an uproar.

Until he posted a video in it.

This is what the video looks like.

Lu Wenli, dressed in a Taoist robe, knelt before a platform filled with nameless memorial tablets, while Chang Xi sat in the upper seat.

"Disciple Lu Wenli has long admired the extraordinary Taoist arts of Master Xuanling and wishes to become a disciple. I am grateful to Master for accepting me as a disciple. I will remember the teachings of the sect and follow Master's instructions."

Chang Xi took the apprenticeship certificate from his hand, put it aside, and took something out of his pocket.

"Wait a minute, it's a bit too far in, let me check."

Chang Xi reached halfway in and pulled out a wooden twisted bracelet, handing it to Lu Wenli.

"What's this?" Lu Wenli picked it up and examined it. "An antique?"

"It's like a talisman," Chang Xi explained while straightening his clothes. "After you wear it, low-level demons and monsters can't hurt you. And for someone like you who attracts unclean things, it can help you get rid of some unnecessary trouble."

Chang Xi touched his forehead and said, "What do you want to call yourself? According to the generational naming system, you should be in the Yun generation."

"Master, you can still remember the generational names? Didn't you have amnesia?"

Lu Wenli was curious.

"Why are you talking so much? Are you even listening?" Chang Xi clicked her tongue. She should have kept quiet; the more she said, the more mistakes she made.

"Listen, tell me."

"Your name will be Yunshan," Changxi said, recalling the events. "You should be the ninety-eighth generation disciple."

should.

Lu Wenli was worried about his future path of cultivation.

Is it really possible to suffer from qi deviation and demonic possession while cultivating under a master with amnesia?

Lu Wenli's Weibo account is completely silent.

Ten minutes later, it exploded.

[Damn it, I'd rather date Chang Xi!]

"You're going to become a monk, honey!"

I won't allow it!

Good news: Your brother isn't dating.

Bad news: He's become a monk!

[Actually, judging from Chang Xi and their ceremony, they should be members of the Zhengyi sect, which allows them to date and marry.]

【So I'm alive again!】

I think I've stumbled upon an incredible pairing... master and disciple?

The giraffe is real!

Lu Wenli thought he would learn talisman magic as soon as he entered the sect, but to his surprise, she made him learn Foundation Establishment.

Every morning at four o'clock, I would climb to the top of Lingshan Mountain, the highest mountain in City A, to practice foundation building.

He didn't feel any of the legendary spiritual power in his body, but his appetite increased a lot, and he went from being half-dead at the beginning to barely being able to eat.

For some reason, even though Chang Xi started later than him, he always reached the summit first.

Lu Wenli finished practicing when the sun was fully up. He got up and took a deep breath of fresh air, feeling much more comfortable than before.

We had a special guest at home today.

Lu Wenli asked in surprise, "Gu Qingheng? What are you doing here?"