Courtyard House: Drunk and tipsy, the whole courtyard exposed at the start.

"It was an accident, an accident! I thought it was Xu Damao, I was trying to get revenge on him."

"He was the one who came up with this terrible idea when you got married last time."

Liu Guangqi immediately explained that he thought Xu Damao would be the first to step forward, but who would have thought that this cunning guy would hide in the back? This was a case of using someone else to do the dirty work.

Jia Dongxu then realized that he had been used as a pawn.

He turned to grab Xu Damao—"Xu Damao, I'll kill you!"

Xu Damao scrambled backward in a panic—"The idea was mine last time, but Sha Zhu provided the firecrackers!"

"I gave them the firecrackers, but Liu Guangqi lit the fire!" Sha Zhu immediately made a gesture of surrender, and then dragged someone down with him.

"I lit the fire, but Yan Jiecheng handed me the matches!" Liu Guangqi grabbed someone else to take with him, making sure none of them escaped!

Yan Jiecheng's face turned green. "I only handed you matches both times. A box of matches costs 2 cents!"

Are you trying to use temporary workers as scapegoats to pay off debts?

How heartless!

"First, catch the traitor Zhang Dabiao! Get him!"

must die!

Then, a fierce battle broke out in the backyard.

This event is historically known as the Second War of the Entire School (a brawl between young people).

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Zhang Dabiao could naturally escape unscathed. Now he had the strength of 1.5 pillars, so giving him a few light slaps would be a piece of cake.

He went back to his room to sleep. He has now developed the habit of going to bed at 10 p.m., and his schedule is very regular.

The main problem is that there's really nothing to do at night. Watching movies alone in my little apartment is boring, and I can never beat a game.

He would go back to his little nest to tinker with the supplies, taking them out and putting them back in. The supplies would refresh after 12 o'clock. This was something he did every day without fail.

While I'm at it, I'll continue to organize and arrange the supplies in my little nest. It used to be so messy that it's now a real hassle to sort things out. I keep finding something new in some corner or under the bed.

I was getting ready to sleep when I suddenly heard rustling sounds from next door.

Zhang Dabiao suddenly became interested. Just now, Jia Dongxu seemed fierce, but he was actually beaten quite badly. Zhang Dabiao even kicked him twice. How could he still have the strength to do *that* at this point?

No way?

So he pressed his ear against the wall and listened, and you know what? The soundproofing was amazing!

That's fucking awful!

"Huai Ru, Huai Ru, rub it for me..."

"You've been beaten up like this and you still dare to rub it?"

"Who knows, maybe it can become a little more...?"

"How about we give it a try?"

Are you sure you can do it?

"Why not give it a try? You'll know once you try!"

Zhang Dabiao's eyes lit up. He quickly scurried along the wall to the entrance of his "little nest," so that the electronic peephole was pressed against the wall. Zhang Dabiao waited to see if the electronic peephole could record the sound, then he would extract the clip and save it to the Feiniu Data Storage Center at home, and then in a few years he would get a recorder to transfer it...

"ah--"

Zhang Dabiao — [?]

[Holy crap, my electronic doorbell screen isn't even lit up yet?!]

[Jia Dongxu, is that all?]

Is the unit of measurement seconds? Within 10 seconds or within 5 seconds?

【…】

The opposite room was silent for a long while before Qin Huairu's soft voice came through: "Stop making a fuss, go to sleep."

"..."

Zhang Dabiao was speechless.

Never mind, I'm going to sleep.

Less than ten minutes later, the other side started making a ruckus again.

"Huairu, Huairu, I feel it!"

then……

Ten minutes later—"Huairu, I can definitely do it this time!"

then……

Zhang Dabiao has bumps all over his head, doesn't he want people to get any sleep?

Is this what they mean by someone who's addicted to bad food?

7 times a night, 7 seconds each time?

Even if you add it all up, it's still 49, and you won't even last a minute!

Finally, Zhang Dabiao couldn't take it anymore and yelled—

"The goddess Nuwa mended the sky!"

"The remaining rock is Mount Hua~"

……

Then, things quieted down next door.

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The next morning, the young people got up and walked along the road, snorting at each other, since they all disliked each other.

"Liu Guangqi, I punched you twice yesterday, I didn't lose!"

"You two with bruises on your eyes still have the nerve to say you didn't lose? You're kidding me!"

"That's because you guys lacked sportsmanship and ganged up on me!"

"Xu Damao, you son of a bitch, did you break your nose? Let me tell you, last night was a brawl, a real fight, we're not calling the police! Pay your own medical bills!"

"Silly Zhu, Grandpa's nose is perfectly fine! But your arm isn't broken, is it? My mighty legs are not something just anyone can withstand!"

"And Yan Jiecheng, where's that bastard? Where is he? Is he lying at home recovering from his injuries? I told you he couldn't do it!"

The group all had injuries on their faces, but they weren't serious. After what happened when Sha Zhu beat someone to the point of "half" losing their offspring, they all had a pretty good idea of ​​what was going on.

It's Sunday, and the young people came to the courtyard early this morning to show off, comparing whose injury yesterday was less severe and who recovered faster, but they woke up Zhang Dabiao. Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu from next door also came out, and the group bumped into each other, staring at each other in bewilderment.

Qin Huairu felt very embarrassed and went to wash her clothes by the pool with her head down, while Jia Dongxu and Zhang Dabiao were still staring at her.

Xu Damao and the others were puzzled and were about to lean closer to ask what was going on when Zhang Dabiao suddenly shouted out as if it were nothing—

"The bird flies with the sun on its back—"

Suddenly, Jia Dongxu's legs went weak, and he stumbled and ran towards the outer courtyard, turning back to shout fiercely as he ran: "Zhang Dabiao! You're too wicked! I'm not finished with you!"

Zhang Dabiao rolled his eyes: "Tch!"

"What the hell is this?"

Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi curiously gathered around to ask what was going on, while Qin Huairu, who was washing clothes nearby, was extremely nervous!

Then, when people are nervous, their instinctive reaction is to tense their muscles and move slowly—

Ti...kapiba la.

Sha Zhu's attention was immediately drawn to it.

Zhang Dabiao was speechless...

What the hell is all this stuff in this yard?

He casually made up a few words to Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi, since he couldn't say this in front of Qin Huairu, and then everyone went home to their own mothers.

Liu Guangqi has to take his wife back to her parents' home today.

Zhang Dabiao was going to the market to buy groceries and needed to prepare properly, as Lou Xiao'e was expected to arrive at any time.

But as I stepped out of the yard, a question suddenly occurred to me—

Could it be that Jia Dongxu was frightened into that state by this group of scoundrels back then?

So, Jia Dongxu even went a little crazy during yesterday's fight?

While others cherish a moment of blissful intimacy, Xu Damao and his gang of lecherous men went to set off firecrackers...

Do you guys even know how to spell the word "death"?

If it were me, I'd just pour boiling water on it!

And that shout I made yesterday...

Will it scare Jia Dongxu to death?

Probably!

But Zhang Dabiao didn't care about that and went to the market to buy vegetables.

Lou Xiao'e wants to eat something different?

We don't have sea cucumbers or abalone either.

What should we do?