Cultivation of Immortality: This is what unorthodox methods are like.
Chapter 676 This is not the reincarnation I wanted
Strange Land:
The candlelight flickered, and his eyes rolled around erratically.
A few breaths ago, after they saw Wang Quan and Ying Jiaren off, they started a heated discussion.
These eyes represent individuals known as "Accelerators".
Their discussion wasn't about whether or not to give titles and materials to Wang Quan and others, but rather about who should give them.
Because the Daoist Court of the World is also facing resource shortages as it seeks to develop the polar regions.
To gather enough materials for the title, they either need to mobilize the power of the Dao Court and spend thousands of years of accumulation.
However, before the materials could be accumulated, a catastrophe struck.
Moreover, obtaining materials a thousand years later would lower the prestige of the [World Dao Court] and cause it to be looked down upon by cultivators below.
Therefore, they had to provide the materials to Wang Quan and Ying Jiaren as quickly as possible.
There's only one way to quickly accumulate materials these days:
Harvesting the Accelerator monks.
The question now is—who to exploit.
Someone's eyes darted around: "It's only right that the old things in the coffins should come out."
Many Accelerators, for various reasons, did not become immortals.
They lay in their coffins, using supernatural powers, magical artifacts, and materials to seal themselves away, barely clinging to life and succumbing to decay.
When the time comes, the coffin lid will be lifted, releasing a decaying cry and unleashing its final brilliance.
A decaying eyeball retorted, "Are you taking advantage of our old age and weakness?"
"good!"
"A catastrophe is about to befall us; you old fogies should die first as a sign of respect."
"We are strong and healthy, and we can live a long time."
"Even in your dying moments, you still managed to contribute to the Daoist Temple."
"You should be overjoyed that such glory has fallen upon you, instead of grumbling."
The elderly Accelerator muttered, "But... we still need to remain useful and infiltrate historical fragments."
The young Accelerator said, "You old fogies may not be as numerous as hairs on a cow, but you are certainly plentiful."
"It wouldn't hurt to take two out now and use them as materials."
"Besides, they're not really dead."
"They can be reborn again, becoming the weak, thus avoiding the calamities of the era and dynasty."
"This is an incredible opportunity!"
The older Accelerator couldn't out-talk the younger one, and in the end, they had no choice but to agree.
A few of them went to the sealed land.
The sealed land is located in an inconspicuous area of the Heavenly Dao Court.
The space here is enormous, filled with countless coffins, one after another, stretching as far as the eye can see.
The coffins closer to the entrance were younger and more active, occasionally bouncing around.
The coffins inside, however, were deathly still.
In many places, the coffins exude an aura of death, obscuring the surroundings.
Even Accelerator couldn't see through it.
At this moment, the visitor knocked on two decaying coffins near the door.
Boom!Boom!Boom!
A decaying, joyful voice came from the coffin: "What? Is it finally my turn to die?"
"Great! Quick, play music for me!"
"Everyone, I'm going to die first."
"Hahaha!"
Some decaying coffins swayed, sprouting envious eyes and mouths: "Die quickly, return quickly."
"Remember, we speak for you today, and one day you will return to make us die."
These decaying coffins stretched out their arms, carefully lifted the wooden lids, and then rubbed their hands together, transforming them into large drums that thumped loudly.
A coffin had its thigh bone pulled out of its body, a hole drilled in it, and it turned into a suona, which began to drip and dart.
There were also handfuls of bone powder that spewed out of the coffin, transforming into beautiful women.
These beautiful women, holding large white flowers, jumped and cheered loudly, "Hail! Hail! Hail!"
"This old man is departing; return swiftly!"
The two decaying coffins swayed and happily followed the visitors.
Some of the Accelerators in their coffins sighed and lamented, "I only regret that it wasn't me."
At this moment, deep within the sealed land, a voice came from a coffin: "In this world, the greatest terror is death."
"When death is imminent, one will miss this wonderful world."
The Accelerators near the door laughed: "You old fogies have no idea how beautiful rebirth after death is."
"Rather than lingering on in this miserable existence, I'd rather be reborn and rise to glory once more."
"Even after our rebirth, we remain the pride and prodigies of the new era."
"After death and rebirth, one can easily reach the Foundation Establishment Purple Mansion, then connect with one's inner resources, and easily reach the Golden Core, thus forming the Primordial Spirit Dharma Form."
"We will become the mainstay during this time of calamity."
However, the older Accelerators did not respond.
Two decaying Accelerator statues were brought into a large hall.
Click!
The coffin lid flew out, and a cultivator exhaled smoke and quietly swept it away.
This coffin lid, nourished by the aura of the powerful Accelerator, is made of top-grade material.
Two rotten Accelerators emerged from it.
Their hunched bodies became upright, and their dry, long hair and skin became radiant.
Time seemed to flow backwards for them; in just a few breaths, they transformed from frail old men into spirited and upright young men.
They looked around, their eyes shining with golden light.
Where is the enemy?
"Is this still the Dao Court? Could it be that a formidable enemy has already reached the outskirts of the Dao Court?"
"You've misled me!"
Cough!
Someone coughed: "Gentlemen, there's no major enemy, but we need some materials this time."
"Therefore, I hope that you two will become materials to forge the foundation of my Daoist court."
Upon hearing this, the two Accelerators, now back to their peak, immediately began to curse and swear.
"Even when death is imminent, they won't let us shine at our peak."
"Isn't this just bullying honest people?"
They were dissatisfied.
The others quickly offered words of comfort.
Finally, these two Accelerators, with tears in their eyes, created materials according to the list.
They first removed their hearts, which then transformed into eighteen thousand springs.
Then his lungs were removed, and they transformed into 760,000 kinds of unpredictable winds.
After removing the kidneys, they transformed into 30,000 divine fires; after removing the spine, they transformed into millions of kinds of divine gold.
.........
In the short time it takes to drink a cup of tea, these two Accelerators were reduced to just one brain.
Eyes and wings sprouted from its brain, it took flight, flew out of the Dao Court, and then greedily surveyed its surroundings, refusing to be transformed into material for a long time.
The other cultivators cautiously caught up: "Gentlemen, you can enjoy this wonderful world after you are reborn, day and night. Why be so attached to the present?"
"We should hurry up and convert it into materials."
One of the characters, Accelerator, sighed, "I'm afraid that after I'm reincarnated, I won't have the same mindset when I look at this world."
"I'm afraid that after I'm reincarnated, I'll forget my past."
The other monks comforted them, saying, "How could that be?"
"You guys are Accelerators, possessing some kind of immortal aura!"
Two Accelerators sighed, their minds transforming into tens of thousands of crystals, their top responsibilities falling to the ground.
In the next instant, their decaying true spirits, enveloped by a trace of immortality, plunged into reincarnation.
Two true spirits rushed headlong into the Six Paths of Reincarnation: "New life, here I come!"
In the next instant, they fell into the cycle of reincarnation.
After an unknown amount of time, the two spirits awoke. Seeing that they had transformed into tumor-like monsters, they were not angry, but rather overjoyed.
Because their decaying true spirits have completed their transformation and returned to their nascent state.
This reincarnation was perfect.
"Now, let us practice the fundamental teachings, continue on the path of cultivation, and begin..."
"Huh, where are we going to take these monsters after they've captured us?"
"Huh, why are there so many tumor-like monsters here?"
"Huh... is there a legendary cultivator named Wang Quan here?"
"Huh... why were our brains removed? And why were they washed with water? My brain feels so empty, it feels so good."
"Hmm...it seems like there's a little more stuff..."
"Is the only practice I'm meant to have in this life be the 'method of idiocy'?"
"I don't want to...become an idiot!"
"This isn't the reincarnation I wanted!"
"What a damn reincarnation!"
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