A lonely, unlucky military officer with a stubborn fate insisted on marrying me.
Chapter 104: The old general got blown up by a fart!
An Shuqiao was speechless. Did the word "easy to fool" appear on her face?
One by one, whether they were dark-skinned and chubby or fair-skinned and chubby, they all came to bother her!
The plump, dark-skinned woman, seeing Wang Erhua suddenly appear, immediately asked warmly, "Sister, are you together?"
"Yes, who are you?"
"My name is Zhang Honghua! I live nearby. I took a liking to this girl the moment I saw her, and I'd like to introduce her to my nephew!"
"Oh, I see. That's a pity!"
Wang Erhua, without batting an eye, lied, "We're here to find someone. This is my second sister's (she pointed to An Shuqiao) fiancé, Lin Dayong. He works at a sewing factory, the biggest factory around here. Have you heard of him?"
The plump, dark-skinned woman's eyes darted around. "Lin Dayong? I've heard of him. Shall I take you to him?"
"Great! That's wonderful!"
Wang Erhua laughed even harder, and pushed the soy milk in her hand in front of the plump woman, "Look how kind you are! Try this soy milk, it's freshly made and still warm! Let's drink and talk!"
An Shuqiao: ... She felt a little superfluous.
Why don't you two chat? I'll leave.
Just then, the waiter came over and asked, "Who ordered 15 steamed buns?"
"mine."
An Shuqiao stood up. "You guys keep talking, I'll be going now."
"Ouch!"
Before the plump, dark-skinned woman could speak, a burly, dark-skinned man appeared out of nowhere and blocked her path.
"Hey girl, where do you think you're going?"
An Shuqiao's face instantly darkened.
It really was a gang!
They've turned state-run restaurants into their territory; it's outrageous!
Seeing this, Wang Erhua stepped forward to smooth things over: "Hey, what's wrong with my sister going to get the buns? Let's get them first, then we can go with this lady."
As she spoke, she leaned close to An Shuqiao's ear and whispered quickly, "They're human traffickers. My brother has already gone to call the police. Just play along for a little longer, and it'll be over soon!"
An Shuqiao frowned. She had been living in anonymity with her grandfather and didn't want to cause any trouble.
She took back the steamed buns and returned to her seat, thinking about how to leave.
"Hey buddy, have a bowl of soy milk to warm yourself up. It's freshly made and sweet!"
The burly man didn't think much of it, took the soy milk Wang Erhua handed him and gulped it down. He even wiped his mouth afterward.
Just then, a familiar face walked into the restaurant. Lin Yinyin, with her sharp eyes, spotted her immediately.
She thought to herself, "This is bad!"
The dark-skinned, plump woman and man must recognize the old man, as they fought with him yesterday.
When Grandpa Li noticed that his granddaughter-in-law hadn't returned home, he came looking for her.
As expected, as soon as Old Master Li stepped across the threshold, his gaze fell on the burly, dark-skinned man at the table, and his expression immediately darkened.
In broad daylight, these people dare to be so brazen, even swindling people into coming to a state-run restaurant!
I absolutely have to deal with this today!
The burly, dark-skinned man recognized Old Master Li, and his expression changed. He immediately moved towards the door, intending to leave.
Just then, the dark-skinned, plump woman suddenly clutched her stomach and cried out, "Ouch!"
The burly, dark-skinned man frowned, feeling a churning sensation in his stomach.
"puff--!"
A loud, explosive fart.
In an instant, an indescribable stench filled the air, assaulting the nostrils.
Immediately afterwards, the dark-skinned, thin man's fart reached his anus.
"Pfft! Pfft—!" The stench was overwhelming.
Old Master Li, who had just reached the door, was immediately hit by the fumes.
He froze completely!
He...he got blown away by a fart!!!
He was never shot when he was young, but when he got old, he was shot by a fart!
"Pfft!" The burly, dark-skinned man couldn't hold back and released another one.
Old Master Li's face went from ashen to jet black! So black it could drip ten pounds of ink!
"Ouch! Puff puff puff puff puff!"
The fat, dark-skinned woman unleashed five consecutive farts, instantly filling the entire restaurant with the smell of feces.
The surrounding diners could no longer eat and hurried out, covering their noses.
Lin Yinyin, also protected by Li Aiguo, squeezed out of the restaurant entrance.
She glanced back and wondered why the old man hadn't come out yet.
Inside the restaurant, Old Master Li had already held his breath. He rushed to An Shuqiao's side in a few steps, grabbed her arm, and walked out the door without the slightest hesitation.
The fat, dark-skinned woman had no time to bother with An Shuqiao at that moment. Clutching her stomach and wincing in pain, she rushed outside as fast as she could.
No, she couldn't take it anymore.
The man had no other choice but to run out frantically!
Wang Erhua never expected that these two bowls of soy milk with added ingredients would taste so good!
The effect is too powerful!
Outside the state-run restaurant!
Lin Yinyin and Li Aiguo stood guard on both sides, blocking the two directions to prevent them from escaping!
As a result, they didn't need it at all.
Because the dark-skinned, fat woman had just rushed out of the restaurant and headed straight for the tree roots!
In broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of everyone, she hurriedly pulled down her pants, revealing her large, white buttocks!
Everyone outside: Holy crap!
I've never seen such a shameless person before!
The women were stunned, and the men turned their faces away!
In this day and age, nobody actually poops in the street during the day!
"Holy crap! This is so shameless!"
"Oh my god! This is so offensive!"
"I've never seen anyone take off their pants and defecate in public before!"
"That constant 'plop' sound, did they eat shit from the latrine?"
"Mom, is this woman being indecent?"
Zhang Honghua inwardly wailed: "You're kidding me!"
She couldn't help it; otherwise, who would do this? However, she'd rather lose face than let herself die from holding in her poop!
puff puff!
Zhang Honghua was still defecating while covering her face, and everyone else was moving away.
Lin Yinyin turned around when the fat, dark-skinned woman took off her pants and squatted down.
She has absolutely no interest in the old lady pooping!
Wow, this croton seed is really effective! Just five croton seeds are enough to achieve this effect! Wow!
On the other side, the dark-skinned, thin man couldn't take it anymore either. He sped up and turned into a corner to recharge.
Li Aiguo followed, also feeling a bit of a headache. Comrade Xiao Lin's medicine was just too effective. But it was tough on him, the one tasked with arresting people!
I can't exactly go up there right now, can I? That would be too dirty. What if his anus can't take it?
Li Aiguo could only patiently wait for him to finish urinating before taking action.
On the other side, Old Master Li stood not far away with An Shuqiao, his face still as black as the bottom of a pot.
The stench I inhaled in the restaurant is still stuck in my throat!
He needs to find the dark-skinned, thin man and wait for him to finish dealing with the situation!
He absolutely had to "crash" this kid!
This "collapse" is not that "collapse"!
He shot him!
While waiting, Old Master Li's gaze swept over Li Aiguo, who was not far away!
His straight back and composed posture suggest that this young man is no ordinary person!
Li Aiguo keenly sensed a sharp gaze falling upon him.
He turned around abruptly, meeting Old Master Li's gaze.
The moment their eyes met, he froze.
This old man... why does he look so familiar?
Impossible! I must be seeing things! How could someone from a magazine be in this small town?
Old Master Li deliberately hunched his back, his face was smeared with black, and he was dressed in inconspicuous old clothes, but even with this disguise, his demeanor was extraordinary.
Their gazes met silently in the air, and Old Master Li gripped his cane tightly.
If this man is in cahoots with the scammers, he won't be so polite!
He's met all sorts of people in his life, and not everyone who's worn a military uniform is a good person!
There are bad apples everywhere, otherwise he wouldn't have been robbed and killed in a car accident!
Li Aiguo stood there, feeling as if that gaze had swept over him from head to toe, making it hard for him to breathe.
If he knew that his idol, the famous General Li, was mistaking him for a human trafficker, he would probably be mortified.
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