The divorce comeback system arrived right after I was born.

The girls' dormitory building at Renmin University.

Li Zhiyi returned to her dormitory.

After being examined by Chen Zhi for half an hour, she now feels unwell all over.

Li Zhiyi pushed open the door and saw her roommate Jiang Qianxue, who was sleeping in the bed opposite hers, with a black mud mask on and her legs dangling off the edge of the bed.

"Hey, so our Renmin University Law School's beauty queen has finally decided to come back?" Jiang Qianxue tossed some sunflower seeds aside and chuckled mischievously. "Tell me honestly, were you out fooling around with your childhood sweetheart, the top student?"

Li Zhiyi's cheeks flushed, and she lowered her head, trying to sneak into the bathroom.

"No...no, I just went out for a meal."

"Have a meal?"

Jiang Qianxue nimbly slid down the ladder, blocked Li Zhiyi's path, and sniffed her.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you said it was just a meal?"

The commotion attracted the attention of the other two roommates in the dormitory.

Three women make a drama, and they instantly surrounded Li Zhiyi.

"Confess honestly! Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely!"

"Exactly, Zhiyi, you're slowing down the progress bar way too much, it's driving me crazy."

Li Zhiyi was surrounded and had no way to defend herself. She could only blush and nod slightly.

"Yes... I went out with him."

"I knew it!" Jiang Qianxue slapped her thigh and asked excitedly, "Tell me quickly, how far have things progressed today?"

As she spoke, she stretched out both hands with ill intent.

He made a circle with his left index finger and thumb, and then made a malicious gesture.

"Has that happened yet?"

Li Zhiyi stared at the gesture for a long time, but still couldn't understand it.

"Which one?" she asked, looking bewildered.

Jiang Qianxue rolled her eyes in exasperation: "Oh, it's a home run! Clap your hands!"

Li Zhiyi understood this time.

That shameful image instantly flashed into her mind, along with the image of Chen Zhi "treating" her in the hourly hotel room.

"No...no!"

Li Zhiyi shook her head vigorously, "Really, there's no such thing..."

Although Chen Zhi massaged her for a long time, it was only on her upper body, and Chen Zhi said that it was so that the children would have food to eat in the future.

"cut--"

A chorus of disappointed boos echoed through the dormitory.

"Seriously, Zhiyi? You two have been childhood sweethearts for so many years, can't you be a little more proactive?"

Another roommate poked her forehead in exasperation, "Such a perfect man, why don't you hurry up and make it official? What if some flashy, cheap woman snatches him away?"

Li Zhiyi lowered her head somewhat guiltily.

Actually... it seems that some of it has already been taken away.

No, it seems like I'm the one poaching someone else's partner.

"Well... at least we've got a kiss, right?" Jiang Qianxue persisted, settling for second best.

Li Zhiyi pursed her lips, the kiss at the east gate of Renmin University and the time spent in the hourly hotel flashing through her mind...

She shyly covered her face and softly murmured "Mmm" through her fingers.

"We kissed..."

"Oh ho!!!"

The dormitory instantly erupted in chaos.

Several female hooligans were so excited that they kept slamming their fists on the table.

"French kiss? Did you stick your tongue out? What did it feel like? Was it soft?"

"Oh, please stop asking!"

Li Zhiyi was so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear into the ground. She pushed everyone aside, grabbed a washbasin, and rushed into the bathroom.

The door slammed shut.

Leaning against the door, Li Zhiyi looked at her flushed face in the mirror and touched her still slightly numb chest.

Although my roommates were all making a fuss.

But she felt a sweet warmth in her heart.

Chen Zhi said he would come to "treat her" every day from now on.

Does that mean I'll be able to see him every day from now on?

Thinking of this, Li Zhiyi couldn't help but smile foolishly at herself in the mirror.

"hey-hey."

……

the other side.

Peking University, Yuanpei College, Room 404, Building 36.

When Chen Zhi pushed open the door, he found the atmosphere today to be a bit strange.

Guo Yang and Zhang Tianyang were perched on either side of Li Zicong's table, their butts sticking out. Li Zicong, meanwhile, was slumped in his chair, clutching his phone, his brow furrowed, sweat beading on his forehead, his finger hovering over the screen, trembling for a long time before he dared not press it.

Three heads were crammed in front of Li Zicong's desk, pointing and gesturing at a mobile phone screen, their expressions as serious as if they were studying national affairs.

"I don't think it'll work; it's too greasy."

"Then you do it? You do it, you do it!"

"Quiet down, let me think... how about sending an emoji?"

Chen Zhi threw his down jacket onto the bed and moved closer.

"What's going on? You went to watch a movie without me?"

Upon hearing Chen Zhi's voice, Li Zicong turned around and grabbed Chen Zhi's hand as if he had seen a savior.

"Brother Zhi! Dear brother! You're finally back!"

"Quick, quick, help is needed! This question is too hard, I can't do it!"

Chen Zhi was dizzy from being shaken: "What question? Calculus or physics? I don't know the answer to this either."

"It's not homework!"

Li Zicong shoved the phone right in front of Chen Zhi's eyes, "It's a girl! A real girl!"

Chen Zhi looked closely.

WeChat chat interface.

The other person's profile picture is of an artsy young woman holding flowers, and the contact name is "Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts - Lin Xiaolu".

"What's going on?" Chen Zhi asked, somewhat puzzled.

The chubby Guo Yang, standing to the side, explained gleefully:

"This kid went for a stroll at Tsinghua University next door this afternoon and, I don't know what kind of luck he had, found this girl's student ID card on the playground. When the girl came to pick up her card, this guy was incredibly lecherous and asked for her WeChat."

"and then?"

"And now it's been two hours since he got back, and that bastard hasn't uttered a single utterance!"

Guo Yang pointed at Li Zicong and mocked, "We just finished this analysis, and we've written the draft eight hundred times, but he just doesn't dare to publish it."

Chen Zhi laughed.

Li Zicong usually drives a BMW and wears a green Submariner on his wrist, but when he actually meets a decent woman he likes, he turns out to be so innocent.

"Brother Zhi, you're the Casanova of Peking University, you're so experienced, quickly teach me what to say as my first line?"

Li Zicong looked at Chen Zhi with a devout expression, "I want to leave a deep impression on him, and it would be best if I could show my humorous and witty side as well as my depth."

Chen Zhi looked at Li Zicong's expectant little eyes and felt speechless.

Experienced?

What experience do I have?

Lin Wanwan was a childhood sweetheart who came to him on her own.

Li Zhiyi was someone I tricked into marrying when we were children.

Pei Ningxue and he were close brothers, siblings, father and daughter, and so on...

In short, when it comes to serious skills in pursuing girls, Chen Zhi felt that he might not be as good as Guo Yang, the king of empty talk.

But seeing the admiring looks in my roommates' eyes, I had to keep up the act.

Chen Zhi coughed and adopted a mysterious and inscrutable expression.

"The key to this kind of thing is simplicity."

Chen Zhi patted Li Zicong on the shoulder, "The more you try to show off, the more contrived you seem. That girl is pretty, she definitely has no shortage of admirers. She's already tired of your fancy opening lines."

Li Zicong nodded repeatedly, "That makes sense! A master is a master! So, what do you suggest we release?"

"Just send two words."

Chen Zhi held up two fingers. "Hello."

"Or, are you there?"

"what?"

Li Zicong was stunned. "That's...that's it? Isn't it too easy?"

"This is called returning to simplicity!" Chen Zhi said seriously, trying to fool people. "You just found a card, you're not going to propose to someone, why make such a big deal out of it? Being casual will make you seem more composed and confident."

Although Li Zicong was unsure, he still hesitated and typed two words in the chat box because of his blind trust in Chen's saintly image.

Are you there.

"Send it! What are you dawdling about!"

Guo Yang, who was standing next to Li Zicong, couldn't stand it anymore and, taking advantage of Li Zicong's inattention, reached out and poked the screen.

Whoosh.

The message has been sent.

Li Zicong screamed and almost threw his phone away.

"Oh no! It's been sent!"

He stared intently at the screen, holding his breath.

"Why aren't you back yet? Are you asleep? Or taking a shower?" Li Zicong asked anxiously, scratching his head.

Guo Yang casually added, "Anyone here? It's bound to be the Clown's starting move. I think this one's in trouble."

At this time.

The phone screen suddenly lit up.

"It's back! It's back!" Li Zicong shouted excitedly, quickly holding up his phone.

next second.

The entire 404 dormitory was speechless.

Below the green dialog box, a red exclamation mark appeared.

And a line of small gray text:

Lin Xiaolu has enabled friend verification. You are not yet her friend. Please send a friend request first...

puff--

Guo Yang slapped his thigh, laughing so hard tears streamed down his face, "Hahahaha! This is hilarious, it's killing me! (Red exclamation mark!)"

Li Zicong was completely petrified. He stared blankly at the red exclamation mark, as if he could hear the sound of his own heart breaking.

He sat in the chair, muttering to himself, his eyes vacant, "What did I do wrong? I haven't even said a single word to her... Do I really look that much like a psychopath?"

Chen Zhi sighed, walked over and patted Li Zicong on the shoulder, earnestly comforting him, "What a pity, brother. We should have talked about your family background first."

The dormitory was filled with a cheerful atmosphere once again.

Just then, Chen Zhi's phone vibrated in his pocket.

He took it out and looked at it.

It was a WeChat message from Pei Ningxue.

[Pei Ningxue: Should we come to Wanliu Academy tonight, or should I go to your dorm to get you?]

Watching Li Zicong still lamenting over the red exclamation mark, Chen Zhi suddenly felt that sometimes being single and being deleted from friends might not be such a bad thing.

At least he doesn't have to go from one danger to another, just as he did.

"Guys, I suddenly remembered there's a bug in the company that hasn't been fixed yet."

Chen Zhi grabbed his down jacket, pulling it on as he retreated towards the door. "I'm not coming back tonight, you guys get some sleep!"

"Hey? Zhi-ge, where are you going?"

"Go work overtime!"

Chen Zhi left a sentence, opened the door, and rushed into the cold wind.