The Return of the Condor Heroes: Starting with Conquering Huang Rong
Chapter 39: Picked up a lustful woman, who was even wearing a Taoist robe and uniform.
The convoy had only been traveling a short distance out of the city when guards outside shouted.
"Child, where is my son? Son, where are you?"
There was an old man who looked like a madman, dressed like a beggar, calling out everywhere. Sometimes he was happy, sometimes he was crazy, but he kept calling out for the child.
Yang Guo, who was still cuddling with Cheng Yaojia, heard the madman's long howl and knew that this person might be Ouyang Feng, who had come looking for him again.
Knowing the plot, Yang Guo naturally knew that Ouyang Feng was present at every important juncture in his life. It seems that this man was ruthless and vicious in his early years, but in his old age he began to atone for his sins, and then atone for them by taking it out on Yang Guo.
Yang Guo had no interest in getting entangled with him, after all, he didn't want another father.
The madman was still calling out. Although he was mentally unstable, he was still a figure at the pinnacle of his time. Otherwise, why would he always be able to find the right person?
Ouyang Feng locked onto the carriage and called out, "Child, where are you? Your father is here. Your father will rescue you right away. Your father has even found you a wife. You can get married tonight and give your father a grandson."
After saying that, he shot at the carriage. Yang Guo was shocked. How could he not fight back? Fortunately, after he got into the carriage, he either played with Jia'er or played with the carriage.
Having thoroughly explored the mechanisms, he immediately pressed a button on the overhead panel. The roof of the vehicle rotated, and four repeating crossbows appeared, firing arrows at Ouyang Feng.
Ouyang Feng was trying to climb onto the carriage by using the ground for leverage when he saw the arrows. He immediately shot out four streams of true energy, which struck each arrow in the middle and broke it in two.
No, it's made of steel! Did you cheat?
Cheng Yaojia reminded him, "Husband, use armor-piercing arrows."
At this moment, Ouyang Feng had already gathered his strength and taken flight, rendering his guards useless.
He shouted, "What is this thing, monster? Did you kidnap my son? Son, where are you? Dad is here."
"Yaojia, I'm going there. You go to the next post station and wait for me."
"Ah? My husband, no! This man..."
Yang Guo interrupted, "It's alright, he won't hurt me, and besides, we can't fight back."
Cheng Yaojia remained silent, secretly shedding tears.
"Sweetie, I'm going to get a wife and I'll be right back. You're still the boss."
Cheng Yaojia burst into laughter through her tears and rolled her eyes at him.
Without hesitation, Yang Guo used the momentum to fly out of the carriage and called out, "Father, Guo'er is here! Where are you?"
Ouyang Feng had already reached the top of the carriage and was about to punch it when he heard his son's voice. He no longer cared about the carriage demon and flew down to Yang Guo's side.
He gave him a bear hug: "Good son, Dad knew you were here. Have you been practicing your skills these days? Have you practiced the mental techniques Dad taught you?"
Yang Guo thought to himself, "If I practiced that, I'd die." He then said, "Father, your cultivation method is too profound. My meridians hurt from practicing it."
"You bastard, have you not been practicing your skills properly?!" He raised his hand to strike.
Yang Guo dared not let him make a move, and hurriedly said, "Father, it's true. You have profound skills and it's fine for you to practice, but my internal energy is now weak and I may not be able to withstand the power of that technique."
That's true.
Ouyang Feng thought it over and felt that the child made sense. After all, when he practiced Toad Style, he had already mastered it and had abundant internal energy. Although he would occasionally experience tearing pain, no one practices martial arts without suffering.
If Yang Guo heard his thoughts, he would definitely be speechless. After all, if someone else had to endure this kind of suffering, they might be reborn into the afterlife. This is not something you can endure.
Ouyang Feng didn't waste any time talking to Yang Guo and immediately pulled him away at breakneck speed.
A gust of wind slapped Yang Guo's face, making him feel utterly hopeless.
Wasn't it nice to have someone warm and fragrant in your arms? In the blink of an eye, you've been dragged away by a crazy old man.
Yang Guo cried out, "Dad, the wind is hurting my face!"
Ouyang Feng was furious. He stopped and threw Yang Guo to the ground.
"I've been telling you to practice your skills regularly, and it's been so many days! How come your internal energy is so weak!"
Yang Guo sighed and repeated, "Father, that mental cultivation technique is making my meridians hurt."
Ouyang Feng thought it over...
Yang Guo was speechless. "Couldn't you have gone through the whole process before?"
He immediately said, "Father, doesn't our White Camel Mountain have many martial arts techniques and unique skills? Why do you insist that I practice this one?"
Yang Guo has misunderstood Ouyang Feng.
In Ouyang Feng's mind, this Reverse Refinement of Nine Yin was the best he could do, and he taught it to him the very first time they met.
But I'm afraid no one in this world can learn it.
"Very well, it seems we still need to lay a solid foundation. In that case, your father will pass on the internal energy cultivation method of White Camel Mountain to you, and also teach you the Toad Stance. You will become the second best in the world."
Yang Guo couldn't help but complain, "Second best in the world? He must be some kind of crazy young man."
He wanted to learn Ouyang Feng's acupressure technique, what was it called again?
Yang Guo thought for a long time before the name popped into his mind—the Bone-Penetrating Acupoint Strike Technique, which only caused Xiaolongnu to lose her virginity and have her first time taken by someone else.
You are truly Yang Guo's good father.
I really don't know how powerful this acupoint striking technique would be when used with the Finger Flicking Divine Skill.
"Dad, I'd rather learn acupressure techniques."
"Dad, is the Toad Style attack fast?"
"Wow, that was fast! You didn't answer wrong, did you?"
"Aren't you supposed to crawl on the ground to unleash your power? How can this be fast?"
Ouyang Feng leaped into the air, landing face down. The moment he touched the ground, a "gurgling" sound was heard, and his body was instantly launched away. Yang Guo then saw a large tree, about three zhang away, collapse with a crash.
Yang Guo was deeply moved and immediately knelt down to pay homage to his adoptive father.
Then Ouyang Feng helped him circulate the mental technique again.
"Ke'er, your internal strength is still shallow. The acupoint striking technique requires specific internal energy. Right now, you only know the form, not the spirit."
"So stupid! Even if you pointed it out, it wouldn't make a difference. Your internal energy is too weak; it will dissipate as soon as someone attacks. What's the point of you pointing it out?"
Yang Guo remembered it well.
He may not be good at it, but he has a good wife. He can let Rong'er practice with her later.
Yang Guo couldn't help but fall into deep thought. Hmm, should I let her practice? What if she picks me first? It's not good if my wife is too powerful.
"Dad, where is your daughter-in-law?"
Yang Guo was once again tucked under Ouyang Feng's arm and asked a question.
"Ke'er, you're so old now, how come you still don't have any children? Is Huang Rong infertile? That old Huang Yaoshi treats you like a treasure, she's even wronged to marry you, and you haven't even had a child in all these years."
Yang Guo felt that he was having another episode; what was going on?
"Your father found a daughter-in-law yesterday, and I'm sure you'll like her. We'll consummate our marriage tonight, and tomorrow your father will hold his grandson."
"This child is unlucky; he actually got injured by that old beggar."
"Thank goodness I saved him. How could the mere Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms be a match for my Toad Stance? Your father neutralized her palm strikes in no time."
Fine, whatever you say goes. Eighteen Palms, Toad Style... I wonder which unlucky guy got captured by him.
It was obvious that Ouyang Feng was mentally deranged and could no longer distinguish when, where, or who he was. He would have episodes from time to time, and if it weren't for Yang Guo, no one else would have been able to understand what he was saying.
After a quarter of an hour's ride, Yang Guo was brought to the mountainside.
There was a cave on a platform.
How should I put it? Could it be another cave this time?
Yang Guo was kicked inside by Ouyang Feng, who said, "You're not allowed to come out until you give birth to a big, fat son."
Yang Guo hadn't even had time to observe his surroundings.
Seeing Ouyang Feng run away and then return carrying a huge rock, blocking the exit to Yang Guo's astonishment.
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