Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.
Chapter 352 Thanos Confiscated the Infinity Gauntlet and Went Farming
"Click."
The metallic clanging of the silver police handcuffs snapping shut sounded particularly crisp on the desolate ruins of Titan.
Thanos stood frozen in place. He stared blankly down at his empty left hand, his purple pupils trembling violently, as if he were seeing a vision of the end of the universe.
The dark gold Infinity Gauntlet, which carries the ultimate power of the universe and is incredibly expensive, has now been casually removed by the Chinese man in the black suit.
Thanos stared at his empty left hand, his worldview crumbling. Su Xiaoxiao tossed the six Infinity Stones into a sealed plastic bag as evidence.
"What... exactly did you do to the origin of the universe?"
Thanos's voice was dry and hoarse, as if he had swallowed a ton of coarse sand. His invincible domineering dignity shattered before this cheap plastic bag, beyond repair.
"There's nothing to be alarmed about; we simply seized and sealed the dangerous items involved in the case in accordance with regulations."
Su Xiaoxiao dusted off her hands, stuffed the evidence bag into her tactical backpack, and attached an electronic label with a barcode.
Thanos clenched his teeth, veins bulging on his purple forehead.
Who is he? He is the last survivor of Titan, the mad Titan who caused rivers of blood to flow in countless galaxies! Even without the Infinity Stones, his honed physical strength is enough to tear stars apart.
"Arrogant ants! Do you think you can judge me by taking away the jewels?"
Thanos let out a heart-wrenching roar. His free right hand clenched into a fist, unleashing a terrifying sonic boom that broke the sound barrier, and slammed into Lu Jingyan's face.
If this punch lands, it will leave a huge dent, not to mention flesh and blood, even a shield made of adamantium.
But Lu Jingyan didn't even lift an eyelid.
"Tiezhu, someone is resisting arrest."
Before the man's cold voice could even finish, a burly figure, as imposing as an iron tower, had already blocked his way.
Zhao Tiezhu grinned, revealing his gleaming white teeth. The interstellar antimatter rotary machine gun he had just upgraded was slammed directly into Thanos's fist, which was as big as a sandbag.
"Bang!"
Thanos's massive, mountain-like body was forcefully suppressed by this unreasonable physical force. His knees buckled, and he crashed heavily onto the hard, scorched earth of Titan, creating two unfathomably deep craters.
"Behave yourself! When you're in Earth Police territory, whether you're a dragon or a Titan, you'd better coil up and lie down!"
Zhao Tiezhu raised his large foot, clad in heavy tactical boots, and unceremoniously stomped on Thanos's broad back. The cold barrel of the antimatter machine gun pressed firmly against the back of Thanos's purple head, emitting a deadly glow.
Thanos struggled frantically, only to find the foot pressing down on him as heavy as a mountain. It was the absolute pressure that modern rule of law and civilization bestows upon law enforcement, making his proud Titan strength a complete joke.
Peter, who was lying not far away, gasped and couldn't help but reach out and tug at the tattered pieces of Tony's armor.
"Mr. Stark... who is this bald guy? He actually rubbed that horrible purple sweet potato demon into the ground?"
Tony gave a bitter laugh, his eyes revealing deep self-doubt.
"Kid, I think we should probably disband the Avengers as soon as possible and then take the exam to get a government job at this guy's company."
Lu Jingyan looked down at Thanos, who had a mouthful of dirt.
The man pulled the heavy ticket book from his inside jacket pocket, drew his pen, and his deep black eyes showed no sympathy or pity.
"You keep saying that wiping out half of all life is to maintain the ecological balance of the universe, so that the remaining life can enjoy enough resources."
Lu Jingyan's voice was so calm and even, as if he were reading out an ordinary street parking violation judgment.
"This extreme antisocial logic cannot conceal your abuse of violence and inhumane nature."
"I refuse to accept this!" Thanos lay sprawled on the ground, purple blood gushing from his mouth, his eyes still defiant. "Only by reducing the population can we save this dying starry sky! You short-sighted cops have no idea how vast the universe is!"
"grand?"
Lu Jingyan snorted coldly, his pen flashing across the ticket, leaving behind strong and powerful characters.
"Resource scarcity can be solved through technological advancements, interstellar trade, and intergalactic agricultural development. Using murder to promote environmental protection is a shortcut only a legally illiterate person with a failing IQ would come up with."
Lu Jingyan tore off the ticket filled with disciplinary regulations and slapped it mercilessly onto Thanos's shiny bald head.
"Lu is now formally sentenced to labor reform."
"Since you care so much about the balance of the universe's ecosystem and feel that there isn't enough food, then go and grow crops for the interstellar farms."
Upon hearing this, the air on the entire planet Titan seemed to freeze.
Zhao Tiezhu grinned and put even more effort into his steps.
"Did you hear that, big guy? The director wants you to go farming! It's a great job that benefits the universe!"
Thanos stared wide-eyed, as if he had heard the most vicious curse in the universe.
He, the mighty ruler of the universe, commanding countless fleets, a man who made even the gods tremble. Now he's sentenced to be a farmer, toiling in the fields from dawn till dusk?!
"You might as well just kill me!" Thanos let out a humiliating roar, and blood even cracked at the corner of his eye.
"In my jurisdiction, there is no death penalty, only complete spiritual transformation."
Lu Jingyan pushed up his non-existent glasses, and a fleeting, pale blue light of rule flashed in his eyes.
"Xiaoxiao, contact the largest agricultural reclamation corps in the Pegasus Galaxy. Tell them I've sent them a super-strong, top-tier laborer free of charge. The requirement is to plow 500 mu of land per day; if they fall short by even one mu, they won't get any food."
"Alright! Boss!" Su Xiaoxiao cheerfully typed on the holographic keyboard, instantly completing the personnel handover procedures for interstellar logistics.
Three months later.
On the edge of the Pegasus Galaxy, there is a green planet designated as a top-tier agricultural transformation zone.
There is no war, no smoke of gunpowder, only an endless expanse of dark red psionic wheat fields.
Under the blazing sun, the intense starlight mercilessly baked the earth, and even the air itself seemed to shimmer with distorted heat waves.
A purple giant, over two meters tall, was wearing a faded, coarse cloth undershirt. He wore a huge, tattered straw hat and had a white towel around his neck for wiping sweat.
The former cosmic overlord was forced to wear a straw hat and drive a tractor to plow the fields on an agricultural planet.
"Rat-a-tat-tat-tat—"
The dilapidated interstellar tractor, billowing black smoke, struggled to move across the vast fields.
Thanos gripped the tractor's steering wheel tightly with both hands, his purple skin covered in glistening beads of sweat and splattered mud.
He mechanically pressed the clutch, his eyes blankly fixed on the seemingly endless expanse of land ahead.
Whenever the thought of destroying the world crossed his mind, the silver sea stone handcuffs on his wrists would release a weak but piercing electric current, forcibly pulling his thoughts back to the harsh reality of "how to increase crop yield per acre".
Beside the ridge of the field, several local alien farmers with tentacles were squatting in the shade of a tree, smoking alien hookahs and pointing at Thanos on the tractor.
"Look at that big guy, he's pretty efficient at his work. The furrows he plowed are straighter than the mechanical oxen at the entrance of our village." A green-skinned farmer exhaled a puff of smoke.
"How could we not be quick? I heard he was personally sent here by that King Yama from the Galaxy Police Station. Apparently, he used to be a notorious interstellar bandit who killed people everywhere, but now he's been forced to become our local model worker." Another farmer shook his head with a sigh.
As Thanos listened to the whispers and jeers that drifted in on the wind, a bead of humiliated sweat slid down his cheek.
His mind was completely occupied with the KPI target for those 500 acres of land. If he didn't meet it, he would go hungry that night. He had no time to relax and enjoy himself.
With the biggest extreme environmental terrorist being sent to farm, the crime rate across the entire galaxy plummeted, and Lu Jingyan's name became a nightmare for the underworld throughout the universe.
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