Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.

"Hahaha! Lu Jingyan, did you see that?"

Su Fan laughed until tears almost came out. He pointed at the malfunctioning steel weapon in Zhao Tiezhu's hand, his arrogance reaching its peak.

"This is fate! This is destiny! Even this gun knows who the real boss is on this land!"

Zhao Tiezhu's old face turned a deep purplish-red. He frantically pulled the sleeve, the crisp metallic clanging sound particularly jarring in the deathly silent street.

"Impossible... This is absolutely impossible! I clearly had my car serviced before I left home, and I loaded every single bullet in by hand!"

Unconvinced, Zhao Tiezhu aimed at the sky again, and clicked once more.

The firing pin missed again, as if an invisible hand had forcefully deflected that fatal coincidence just a second before the bullet's gunpowder was ignited.

"Alright, stop getting hung up on probability."

Lu Jingyan finally spoke. His voice wasn't loud, but it carried a calm strength that could suppress all the noise.

He walked slowly forward, his heavy black overcoat sweeping across the dust in the morning breeze, his posture as relaxed as if he were strolling in his own backyard.

Lu Jingyan stopped in front of Su Fan, not showing any annoyance, but instead a look of pity as if he were looking at a clown jumping around.

"A bullet jamming has a probability of 0.03% in mechanical engineering and statistics."

Lu Jingyan slowly pulled out a neatly folded A4 sheet of paper with a bright red official seal from the inside pocket of his coat.

"Su Fan, do you think that as long as the odds are on your side, you can do whatever you want in this world?"

Su Fan snorted coldly, crossed his arms, and raised his chin higher than the sky.

"Isn't that right? I find money, I win the lottery, I make my enemy fall into the sewer—it's all a gift from God. Is that illegal? Money given by God is illegal?"

"Of course it counts."

Lu Jingyan coldly unfolded the document in his hand and shoved it directly at Su Fan's nose.

According to Article 985 of the Civil Code of the People's Republic of China: "If a person obtains an unjust benefit without legal basis, the person who suffered the loss may request the person who obtained the benefit to return the benefit."

Lu Jingyan's voice was like a hammer of judgment, echoing through the commercial street, each word deliberate and deliberate.

"According to our bureau's precise statistics, the total value of the unclaimed gold bricks, antiques, and cash checks that you 'accidentally' found within the Jinghai City area over the past six months has reached 1.36 billion RMB."

Su Fan's smile stiffened slightly, but he quickly returned to his roguish demeanor.

"So what? I was just lucky, I picked it up off the street!"

"Good luck is not a excuse for misappropriating other people's property."

Lu Jingyan put away the documents, his eyes instantly becoming sharper than a blade.

"Every penny you find is considered 'unjust enrichment' under the law."

"More importantly, since you have never declared even a single penny of inheritance tax or accidental income tax to the tax authorities, your current actions constitute a serious and massive amount of tax evasion."

A cruel smile curled at the corner of Lu Jingyan's lips; it was a devastating blow from the perspective of a law enforcer.

"Do you think that just because God is your father, you can exempt yourself from paying taxes to the country?"

"With me, even the luckiest person has to go through the tax bureau's audit process first."

"I hereby formally announce that all assets under your name acquired through 'luck' have been frozen and seized as part of the case, to be turned over to the national treasury."

After Lu Jingyan finished speaking, Su Xiaoxiao behind him quickly pressed the confirmation button on the tablet.

The pure gold lighter in Su Fan's pocket suddenly emitted a faint vibration, a signal that the physical anti-counterfeiting label had been activated.

"You...you dare to steal my money!"

Su Fan finally panicked, and a ruthless look appeared on his distorted face.

He instinctively wanted to turn around and disappear into the dense crowd beside him, hoping to use his unpredictable luck to escape again.

He thought that if he wanted to run, there would definitely be a chain-reaction car accident on the road that would block the police cars, or passersby would just happen to block the SWAT team's view.

"Get out of my way!"

Su Fan shoved aside several passersby and darted like a headless fly into the alley across the street.

However, just as he was about to cross the road...

"Sizzle—!!!"

A sharp, heavy screech of brakes exploded in his ears.

A massive, dark green armored truck, its entire body fitted with bulletproof steel plates, suddenly slid out from around the corner like a broken section of city wall.

The car swerved to avoid a stray cat that suddenly darted out, and ended up sideways in the middle of the road.

The enormous tire, over a meter tall, precisely and seamlessly blocked Su Fan's only escape route to the alley.

Su Fan crashed headfirst into the bulletproof steel plate of the armored truck, making a dull thud.

He was so shocked that he took three steps back and sat down on the ground with a thud, his face full of disbelief.

"This...this isn't right! This car is supposed to block the police, how come it's blocking me?"

Su Fan looked up at the sky in alarm and found that the gentle magnetic field that had been enveloping him was now becoming chaotic.

Lu Jingyan led Zhao Tiezhu over slowly, their footsteps sounding exceptionally clear in the deathly silence.

"Is this what they call 'destiny'?"

Lu Jingyan stopped and looked down at Su Fan, who was sitting on the ground.

"Don't you understand yet, Su Fan?"

"In this plane where the rule of law has completely taken over reality, the greatest 'cause and effect' is no longer metaphysics, but law."

Lu Jingyan stretched out his hand and gently tapped the air with his slender fingers.

Under the interference of [Rule-Level Absolute Rationality], the probability factors that were originally biased towards Su Fan are now being forcibly corrected.

"When your behavior violates public order and good morals, when your wealth is built on the probability of exploiting others."

"The will of this world will judge you as 'logic gangrene' that needs to be cleansed."

"Simply put, your monthly luck subscription has expired."

Zhao Tiezhu chuckled, drew his pistol again, his eyes filled with the pleasure of revenge.

"Boss, shall I try this barrel again?"

"No need to try."

Lu Jingyan sneered and took off an electromagnetic restraint lock that shimmered with a ghostly blue light from his waist.

Su Fan stared at the approaching iron chains, his eyes turning bloodshot.

He roared hysterically, his hands frantically scratching at the ground.

"No! I haven't lost yet! I am the chosen one of this plane! I am the king of this world!"

"You lowly NPCs can't catch me!"

Su Fan suddenly sprang to his feet, a look of desperate madness on his face.

"I'm protected by good fortune; no one can catch me!"

He roared and jumped toward the roadside green belt, trying to climb over the not-so-high fence.

Just as his feet left the ground, in that mid-air filled with so-called "divinity".

Su Fan's right heel landed on something in a strange yet mechanics-compliant manner.

It was a blackened and rotten banana peel that had been carelessly discarded by a passing child.

"Slurp—!"

Su Fan lost his balance in mid-air, comically drawing a smooth arc.

"Holy crap!"

A scream followed.

This is the chosen one of the worlds who was about to rule and dominate just a second ago.

Right there in front of everyone, he landed face-first on the roadside covered in gravel.

Lu Jingyan stood there, looking at the large "X"-shaped hole in the ground, and slowly pushed up his glasses.

"Tiezhu, hurry up."

"This banana peel must be the most honest testimony of physics he has ever encountered in his life."