The comments said I was deeply affectionate, I just added points by using an alternate account.

The photo shows the snowy plains of the North, with a dark, overwhelming tide of beasts held back outside the defensive line in the distance. Several reconnaissance planes hover in the sky, and the runic array on the ground glows like a long river.

At the edge of the photo, Yin Chen stands on a snow slope, his cloak billowing in the wind, holding a steaming hot drink he's somehow acquired.

Hongyuan then sent a message.

That's good. I'll finish this wave first.

Chen Guan looked at the message and silently scrolled up to the top of her page, where she wrote, "Whoever touches you, I'll chop them down."

It must be said that Red Kite's actions are very consistent.

She was really prepared to chop.

Yin Chen's reply arrived half a minute later.

[Brother Chen, the fact that you're still alive evokes mixed feelings.]

Chen Guan returned.

What makes it complicated?

Yin Chen sent it quickly.

I just finished writing three versions of the eulogy.

Chen Guan: "..."

Baal slammed his fist on the table and laughed wildly in his mind, completely lacking any demeanor of a demon god.

"Hahahaha, these guys really did pay off, they even prepared a eulogy for you."

Chen Guan returned to Yin Chen.

Keep it; you might need it next time.

Yin Chen responded with a silent emoji.

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Then he added another sentence.

【Please don't use it, I'm saving that stuff to wipe my husky's face.】

Chen Guan put away his phone and looked up at the night view outside the administration building.

Huaqing College is already bustling with activity.

The news spread faster than he had imagined.

In the distance, one by one, the windows of the dormitory building lit up, people peeked out from the training field, and several teachers rushed over from different directions, clearly having heard that he had returned.

The countless gazes inevitably made Chen Guan feel somewhat awkward, and when people feel awkward, they tend to pretend they are very busy.

Chen Guan took out his phone and accidentally opened the college forum.

The homepage has been refreshed with new posts, their eye-catching titles immediately catching the eye.

As it turns out, he had been too conservative in his thinking.

His story made headlines without even needing to wait until the next morning; netizens in Huaqing are all night owls.

[Chen Guan is resurrected and returns to school; a thief is caught red-handed in the logistics building; he seems to have crawled back alive from Shanghai.]

The replies below were scrolling by incredibly fast.

I told you he wouldn't die; good people live long lives.

[The main point is catching the thief, right? LOL, which idiot "beep" was so good at picking the day, specifically waiting for him to come back to steal things?]

[Thief: I never expected a dead man to come back and arrest me.]

[Didn't Chairman An and his group go to the North to seek revenge? This is awkward. What about the school? They've already hung their black-and-white photos on the wall.]

[Never mind what to do now, I want to see Chairman An's expression when he sees this post.]

Chen Guan quickly turned off his phone.

The action is fast.

I can't watch anymore.

Looking at him again, he would feel like he was some kind of campus ghost story.

He had just stepped out of the small square in front of the administration building when he bumped into several students running towards him from the direction of the training field.

The leader was Wang Hanyue.

This former comrade-in-arms and classmate was still holding a training metal rod in his hand and had a towel draped over his shoulder, clearly having just come from the night training field.

He ran to the coffin and walked around it once.

Chen Guan looked at him: "What are you doing?"

Wang Hanyue carefully touched the shadow at Chen Guan's feet with the end of the metal rod.

The shadow, elongated by the streetlight, settled steadily on the ground.

Wang Hanyue breathed a sigh of relief: "It has a shadow, so it's alive."

Chen Guan nodded: "Thank you for being so meticulous."

It's truly rare for someone as burly as Wang Hanyue to say something like that.

The students behind them, who had been holding back, couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.

Wang Hanyue realized he was being a bit embarrassing and quickly cleared his throat: "It's just that there have been too many strange things happening at school lately, so it's normal for everyone to be cautious. You know, monsters are hard to guard against."

Chen Guan looked towards the dormitory building in the distance.

More and more windows lit up, like a cluster of startled sparks.

"Has news of my return spread this quickly?"

"More than fast." Wang Hanyue took out his phone and showed him the real-time hot list on the college forum: "You are currently ranked first, the mysterious thief in the logistics building is ranked second, Chairman An's revenge in the north is ranked third, and Yin Chen's eulogy is ranked fourth."

Chen Guan stared at the fourth point for a while.

"Yin Chen is quite good at marketing; even students from the neighboring college are trying to steal the spotlight."

Wang Hanyue laughed: "The screenshot of his eulogy has been dug up. The title is, 'May Brother Chen come carrying a coffin and depart on the wind.' Now a group of people are asking him to release the document."

Chen Guan: "..."

Barr smiled with satisfaction; tonight was a high-end gathering with apple cheeks.

"This Yin Chen is suitable; Lord Baal admires him."

Chen Guan withdrew his gaze and walked towards the dormitory.

Wang Hanyue, standing beside him, suppressed his smile and lowered his voice: "Are you really alright?"

"fine."

"The news coming back from Shanghai is terrifying. They say you were caught in the core of the demon god's corruption, and that you... well, you're shattered."

"The rumors are exaggerated."

Chen Guan didn't stop walking, and spoke very sincerely.

Wang Hanyue slung the metal rod over his shoulder.

"I'm glad you're alright. When Chairman An and the others set off, I wanted to go with them, but Vice Dean Situ stopped me."

Chen Guan turned his head to look at him.

Wang Hanyue added, "The vice dean said that if I went there, I would mainly be a hindrance."

"He is very honest."

"Brother Chen, you are very honest."

The two walked past the edge of the training field.

The empty field still had lights on, and a few cracked dummy targets stood in the night, the wind blowing through the metal frames, making a slight swaying sound.

Chen Guan paused slightly, his gaze falling on the training ground stands, where a temporary white sheet was hanging.

Several bouquets of flowers were placed in front of the white cloth.

The spot in the center of the white cloth where the photo should have been hung is now empty, with only two clips remaining.

Wang Hanyue followed his gaze, looking somewhat embarrassed.

"Well, cough, this was set up temporarily by the student union after Chairman An and the others left."

Chen Guan took two steps closer.

Next to the white cloth was an electronic screen, which was not turned off and displayed a line of text.

[Temporary memorial area for classmate Chen Guan, to be opened after confirmation]

Looking at the words "pending confirmation," Chen Guan felt that Huaqing College was indeed very rigorous in its administrative procedures.

I need to see the person if they're alive, and confirm if they're dead.

The memorial area is yet to be opened.

Wang Hanyue scratched his head.

"The main problem was that the information was too chaotic at the time. Su Yuehe said you weren't dead, and Chairman An didn't admit it either, but someone in Shanghai said that the life monitoring wasn't working, so the student council set up a backup plan, just in case..."

He couldn't continue.

After all, the person in question is right in front of me. What's the big deal? This is just too dramatic.

Chen Guan raised his hand and turned off the electronic screen. His face and the coffin behind him were reflected on the black screen.

"If I really die, I don't need to be hung here."

Wang Hanyue was stunned for a moment.

Chen Guan turned and walked towards the dormitory: "I'll bring it myself, to save space."

Wang Hanyue stood there for a long time before finally managing to utter a sentence.

"You really are..."

The students behind them heard it too, and a suppressed laugh followed. After the laughter subsided, no one spoke again.

This joke is just too hellish, especially since the person in front of you is a real hero who has returned from the underworld.