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Taiyi Zhenren truly believed he was capable this time.

Holding the "Opening Heaven Blade Flag" bestowed by the Primordial Celestial Venerable, he felt as if he held the entire world in his grasp. He felt that if he were to strike with the flag now, he could split this Skull Mountain in two.

"Lin Xuan! If you kneel down now and kowtow three times to this humble Taoist priest, and have your son shave his head to accompany me, perhaps this humble Taoist priest can spare your corpse intact!"

Taiyi Zhenren stood in mid-air, his bald head gleaming in the sunlight, which, combined with his ferocious expression, made him look utterly comical.

Lin Xuan sat down below without even moving his buttocks.

He picked at his ear with his little finger and said to Shi Ji beside him, "Did you hear that? These days, are bald guys this arrogant? Are they trying to drag our whole family into becoming monks?"

Shi Ji couldn't possibly laugh; her face turned deathly pale as she stared at the black flag in the sky.

"That's... the aura of the Pangu Banner! Although it's not its true form, that world-destroying pressure is unmistakable! It's a primordial treasure! Thirteen Ancestral Witches, let's run!"

Shi Ji was so anxious she was about to cry. Although she had never seen much of the world, the Pangu Banner was too famous; it was something that could recreate the earth, water, fire, and wind.

"Why are you running? The delivery guy is here, we need to sign for it."

Lin Xuan patted Shi Ji's hand to calm her down.

Then he lowered his head and looked at Lin Huang, who was eager to try in his arms.

"Son, do you see that flag?"

"I see it!" Lin Huang answered in a childish voice, drool practically dripping from his mouth. "It's all dark, but there are so many little swords running around inside, all sparkly! I want it!"

This kid is just like his mother, Kong Xuan; he can't resist any good treasure. And he has a very sharp eye; he could tell at a glance that the chaotic sword energy contained in that flag was something valuable.

"Go ahead and take it if you want it," Lin Xuan encouraged. "But be careful not to cut your hand."

"Okay!"

Lin Huang cheered and jumped out of Lin Xuan's arms.

He somersaulted in the air, and the five five-colored divine lights behind him instantly surged, transforming into five pillars of light that reached the heavens and the earth.

"Bald Uncle! Let me play with the flag!"

As Lin Huang shouted, he directed the five-colored divine light to sweep towards Taiyi Zhenren.

Taiyi Zhenren sneered at the charging brat, "You're courting death! You really think your Five-Colored Divine Light is invincible? Today I'll show you what the methods of a sage are truly!"

"The creation of heaven and earth!"

Taiyi Zhenren suddenly waved his flag.

boom!

A jet-black blade of energy slashed out from the flag. Wherever this blade passed, space was sliced ​​open like tofu, revealing the turbulent void within.

The five-colored divine light that could sweep away anything collided with this blade of energy, producing a "sizzling" sound, like a red-hot iron block being thrown into water.

The divine light was cut open!

Although the Five-Colored Divine Light is said to be able to sweep away anything, it was actually used by Lin Huang, the younger version of him. The energy blade contained a trace of the saintly essence of the Pangu Banner, making the level suppression too obvious.

"oops!"

Lin Huang exclaimed in surprise and quickly dodged to the side.

The blade of energy grazed past his red undergarment, tearing a large hole in it and revealing his fair and tender belly.

"Wow! My clothes! My mom made them!"

Lin Huang was heartbroken. This was sewn by Kong Xuan herself, and it even had a little phoenix embroidered on it.

"Hahahaha! Scared now?" Taiyi Zhenren laughed wildly. "You little brat, be careful who you reincarnate into next time, don't be born into the Witch Clan!"

As he spoke, Taiyi Zhenren raised the flag again, this time gathering all his magical power, preparing to deliver a fatal blow.

"Die!"

A massive black blade of energy slashed down, blocking all of Lin Huang's escape routes.

Shi Ji covered her eyes in fright: "It's over..."

At this critical moment.

A long, slender, fair hand suddenly appeared in front of Lin Huang.

The hand looked ordinary, with little to no magical energy fluctuations.

But it was this very hand that gently lifted it upwards.

A copper coin with wings wobbled and flew away.

Treasure Dropping Coins (Upgraded Version)

Previously, this thing could only drop treasures below the level of Innate Supreme Treasure, but after the system upgrade, it now has an additional domineering attribute—[It can drop a Saint's magic treasure once (including a Saint's original projection)].

The menacing black blade of energy withered instantly upon touching the copper coin, like an electric fan that had been unplugged.

Immediately afterwards, the "Opening Heaven Blade Flag" in Taiyi Zhenren's hand seemed to be summoned by some irresistible force, and it suddenly trembled and flew out of his hand.

"Holy crap?! My flag!"

Taiyi Zhenren suddenly felt his hands go empty, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

That flag was given to us by Master! It bears Master's spiritual imprint! How could it have been lost to a mere broken copper coin?

Before he could react...

Lin Xuan's figure had already appeared in front of him like a ghost.

Lin Xuan had a wicked smile on his face that made you want to punch him.

"Taiyi, have you forgotten that besides being a gigolo, I'm also an unreasonable person?"

"What...what do you want to do? My master is..."

Snapped!

A crisp, clear slap echoed across Skull Mountain.

Lin Xuan used the strength of a peak Quasi-Saint in his physical body to deliver this slap, without using any magic power; it was a pure physical attack.

Taiyi Zhenren was like a fly swatted by a fly swatter, pulled straight down from the clouds.

boom!

The ground was smashed into a large, human-shaped crater.

Taiyi Zhenren lay at the bottom of the pit, half of his face swollen like a steamed bun, his teeth broken all over the ground, and his head buzzing.

He tried to get up, but found a foot stepping on his chest.

Lin Xuan looked down at him, toying with the black flag he had just captured.

"This thing looks impressive, but it's probably a fake, right?" Lin Xuan curled his lip in disdain. "That old man Yuanshi is too stingy, trying to fool his disciple with a high-quality imitation. But, it's sturdy enough to be a diaper for my son."

"You...you dare to insult the sacred treasure..." Taiyi Zhenren mumbled incoherently.

"Disgrace?"

Lin Xuan stomped hard, causing Taiyi Zhenren's sternum to crack.

"I'd even dare to rob it."

Lin Xuan squatted down and began to grope him.

"Although this Eight Trigrams Purple Ribbon Immortal Robe is a bit torn, it can still be patched up and used as a rag for Xing Tian."

"This Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover? Oh, it's not finished yet. The half-finished product is mine too."

"What's in this storage bag? Gold bars? That's too tacky, confiscate it."

Lin Xuan moved like a bandit storming a village, his speed astonishing. In the blink of an eye, Taiyi Zhenren was stripped down to only his shorts, shivering in the wind.

Lin Huang, who was standing nearby, had his eyes light up and, no longer caring about the undergarment, ran over to help.

"Father, this hairpin is made of jade! I want it!"

"Take it, take it."

"Daddy, his shoes are a magic weapon too!"

"Take it off!"

The father and son worked together seamlessly, with a clear division of labor.

Lady Shiji, standing in the distance, was completely dumbfounded.

These are the legendary Thirteen Ancestral Witches? They've already... robbed the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect?

This is just too... too awesome!

She had been bullied by Master Taiyi for so many years, enduring it all in silence. Today, seeing this bully being trampled underfoot, she finally felt a surge of anger.

After Lin Xuan finished removing the last item, he stood up and clapped his hands.

"Alright, get lost."

Lin Xuan kicked Taiyi Zhenren in the buttocks, sending him flying hundreds of miles away.

"Go back and tell Yuanshi that if he wants this flag back, he must exchange it for the real one. Otherwise, I'll hang it at the entrance of Pangu's Palace as a rag!"

Taiyi Zhenren transformed into a shooting star and disappeared into the horizon, leaving behind only a series of mournful cries.

"Lin Xuan! You just wait! I will definitely be back!!!"

Lin Xuan ignored him completely, turned around and walked to Shi Ji, throwing the pile of junk he had just stolen on the ground.

"Come on, girl, let's divide the spoils."