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The auspicious time has arrived.

The grand square of the Pangu Palace was filled with a continuous feast. Dragon liver and phoenix marrow (not real dragons and phoenixes, of course, but those subspecies of demons), fine wines and jade liquors—everything imaginable was available.

Lin Xuan took Long Ji's hand and slowly walked up to the high platform.

Longji looks absolutely gorgeous today.

She wore a "Mountains and Rivers Embroidered Wedding Dress" personally crafted by the goddess Nuwa, embroidered with primordial mountains and rivers, shimmering with light. A phoenix crown adorned her head, and a beaded curtain veiled her shy face, but her eyes shone with an astonishing brightness.

She looked at Lin Xuan beside her, feeling like she was dreaming.

From that cold and impersonal Heavenly Court to this warm and welcoming Pangu Palace, it was as if she had stepped from hell into heaven.

"First bow to Heaven and Earth!" The master of ceremonies was the great shaman Hou Yi, whose voice was loud and clear.

The two bowed to heaven and earth.

"Bowing to the parents a second time!"

Seated in the high hall were the twelve Ancestral Witches. Dijiang grinned from ear to ear, while Houtu's eyes were full of loving kindness. As for Haotian, he was seated to the side, which was a little awkward, but he still received a bow.

"Husband and wife bow to each other!"

Lin Xuan and Long Ji faced each other and bowed deeply.

At the very moment the ceremony was completed, merits were bestowed from heaven.

Although not as many as the Heavenly Marriage of yesteryear, it was still astonishing enough. Golden clouds of merit enveloped the two, and Long Ji's cultivation instantly surged, breaking through from the Taiyi Golden Immortal to the early stage of the Daluo Golden Immortal!

"Wow! This is Darrow?!"

The guests below erupted in uproar.

"Lin Xuan is indeed a person with great fortune; even marrying him can bring good luck?"

Many female immortals looked at Lin Xuan with changed eyes, their gazes practically glowing with greed. This wasn't looking for a husband; it was looking for a cultivation accelerator!

After the wedding ceremony, the next step is the banquet.

Everyone toasted and drank, creating a lively atmosphere.

Lin Xuan, holding a wine glass, walked to the center of the high platform.

"Dear friends and family, thank you all for coming to celebrate," Lin Xuan said loudly. "Today is a joyous day for me, and to add to the festivities, I have prepared a special program."

"A special program?" The Tongtian Sect Leader's interest was piqued. "Brother Lin Xuan, what fun thing is it this time?"

"Hey everyone, please look at the big screen."

Lin Xuan waved his hand, and a huge light screen appeared in mid-air.

The light screen flickered a few times, and then the image became clear.

The background is Mount Sumeru in the west.

The protagonist is a bald man wearing a bright red robe, who is hugging a giant tentacle monster, and there... they are pouring out their hearts to each other.

"Oh, darling, your skin is so smooth." In the scene, Zhunti strokes the sticky tentacles of the big-mouthed beast with a look of ecstasy.

"Roar~" (How annoying~) The big-mouthed beast twisted its body shyly, and smacked a huge rock next to it with its tail, shattering it into pieces.

The entire room fell silent.

Everyone gaped, not even noticing the wine spilled all over them.

The tea that Taiqing Laozi had just taken a sip of was suddenly sprayed all over the empty seat of Yuanshi Tianzun opposite him with a "pfft".

The Tongtian Sect Leader's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets: "This...this is Zhunti? That shameless Zhunti?"

"My goodness!" Fairy Bixiao covered her eyes, but her fingers were wide open. "This is too much! Isn't that a Void Giant Mouth Beast? How could anyone kiss that thing?"

The video continues.

Zhunti was holding a peeled spiritual fruit and feeding it into the gaping maw of the giant beast.

"Come on, open your mouth, ah—"

The big-mouthed beast swallowed the spiritual fruit in one gulp, and also swallowed half of Zhunti's hand, slurping it with relish.

"Hahahahaha!"

It's unclear who started laughing first, but soon after, the entire Pangu Palace erupted in deafening laughter.

"This is hilarious! Is Western Religion going to change its name to 'Tentacle Religion'?"

"The Sage Zhunti truly has... unique tastes! A role model for us all!"

"This is absolutely the biggest juicy gossip of the year! I have to write this down and tell it to my disciples and grand-disciples when I get back!"

Even Haotian couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Looking at the image of Zhunti, who was a million times worse off than himself, his frustration vanished instantly.

Compared to Zhunti, my own problems are nothing! At least I'm a normal human being, while Zhunti has transcended species!

"That kid Lin Xuan... he's a real devil." Haotian shook his head while laughing, a hint of awe appearing in his eyes as he looked at Lin Xuan.

Don't mess with Lin Xuan, no matter who you are. This guy can not only fight, but he can also make you so ashamed that you can't show your face in public.

Lin Xuan nodded in satisfaction as he observed the reactions of the audience.

"It seems everyone is quite satisfied with this program." Lin Xuan raised his glass. "Come, let's raise a glass together and wish the Sage Zhunti a speedy birth of a son... oh no, a magnificent beast!"

"Cheers!"

The crowd cheered.

The guests and hosts enjoyed themselves immensely. Except for the Daoist Guide, who was far away in the west and was hiding deep in Mount Sumeru, wishing he could bury himself in the ground.