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Chapter 1112: The fake monkey turns the tables! Tianpeng's Dao heart nearly collapsed!

"See? Did you see it clearly? Am I really Old Sun?!"

The Six-Eared Macaque's voice was filled with endless grievances and fury after being wronged. He stepped on the white jade table and, imitating the arrogant and fearless demeanor of Lin Dasheng, pointed at Marshal Tianpeng's nose and cursed him while spitting everywhere.

"You pig! You blockhead! You idiot! You traitor! I, Old Sun, am working hard on the front lines, fighting wits and courage against those demons and monsters, and you're enjoying yourself in the back, not only that, but you dare to doubt my identity? What are you up to? Huh?"

"Do you feel like I, Old Sun, stole your thunder, and you're resentful, so you're deliberately picking a fight to squeeze me out of the inspection team so you can become the deputy head yourself?"

The accusation of "inciting internal division and plotting treason" was firmly pinned on Marshal Tianpeng's head.

Marshal Tianpeng was berated mercilessly, his fat pig face turning a deep liver color, his small eyes filled with confusion and helplessness.

He stared at the blinding green light, then at the furious "Monkey King" before him, and his mind went completely tangled up.

Could it be... could it be that I've been judging a gentleman by my own standards?

Monkey King just didn't have a good appetite today and didn't want to eat meat, and you're already suspecting he's fake? That...that really doesn't make sense.

"Brother Monkey, I...I didn't mean that..." Marshal Tianpeng, carrying his nine-toothed rake, stammered as he tried to explain, but his mouth was no match for the Six-Eared Macaque's eloquence.

"What do you mean if not that?" The Six-Eared Macaque didn't give him a chance to explain, his acting skills completely on full display. He even squeezed out a few drops of monkey urine to pretend to be tears, his voice trembling with sobs. "Do you think it's easy for me, Old Sun? I was entangled with those brats in the Pangu Palace and couldn't get away. I finally came back, eager to get on the road and make contributions to the Great Shang Dynasty, but what do I get? The moment I walked in, I was interrogated by my own people as if I were a spy!"

"You guys have broken my heart! This team can't go on! Let's disband! Let's disband right now!"

As he spoke, he actually made a gesture as if he was about to give up and walk out of the car with his golden cudgel on his shoulder.

Now, Marshal Tianpeng was completely panicked.

He was a straightforward person by nature, and had never seen anything like this before. Seeing that "Monkey King" was really about to run away in anger, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"No! Brother Monkey! I was wrong! I, Old Pig, was blind and didn't recognize your greatness! I, Old Pig, am a stupid pig! Please be magnanimous and don't hold it against me!" Marshal Tianpeng rushed forward and grabbed the Six-Eared Macaque's arm tightly, his face full of guilt and anxiety.

In his view, the team leader Jiang Liuer was too young, and Ao Lie was a taciturn driver; the only ones who could really fight were him and Monkey King. If Monkey King really got angry and ran away, how would they proceed? If they didn't meet their KPIs, how would they explain it to the Thirteen Ancestral Witches when they returned to the Pangu Palace?

Ao Lie, who was standing nearby, quickly stepped in to smooth things over: "Yes, Deputy Commander, Tianpeng is just a rough man, not good with words, please don't take it to heart. We're just thinking about the safety of the inspection team."

Seeing Tianpeng on the verge of tears, the Six-Eared Macaque was secretly overjoyed, but his face still wore a "heartbroken" expression.

"Hmph! Thinking about safety? I think you just don't trust me!"

After cursing Tianpeng, he turned his attention to Jiang Liuer, who had remained silent throughout, only frowning deeply.

"And you! You brat commander!" The Six-Eared Macaque pointed down at Jiang Liuer, "Don't think you can doubt your brothers just because you're the commander! When I, Old Sun, was causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace with the Thirteen Ancestral Witches, you were still wearing your diapers! If you don't give me, Old Sun, an explanation for what happened today, I'm not finished with you!"

……

Mount Sumeru stands before the mirror of water.

Seeing the Six-Eared Macaque's Oscar-worthy performance and Marshal Tianpeng's helpless and foolish state, his Dao heart almost broken by the scolding, Zhunti Daoist couldn't help but clap his hands and laugh, his laughter filled with endless pride and joy.

"Hahaha! Great! Excellent! Well done!"

"Senior brother, look! Those brutes in the Pangu Palace are really single-minded! The green light from the lie detector jade plate has thrown them into disarray and made them suspicious of each other! This pig is even more adorably stupid!" Zhunti pointed at Tianpeng, whose face was full of guilt in the water mirror, and laughed until tears almost came out.

A hint of a smile flashed across the Guide's single eye as he spoke in a hoarse voice, "This plan is brilliant. As long as the Six-Eared Macaque can secure his position as deputy leader and obtain the anti-fraud banner, we will be able to cut off the source of the problem. At that time, the fortune and foundation of the entire expedition team will be under our control, and the calamity of the Journey to the West will be beyond our control."

"Exactly!" Zhunti's smile grew even more sinister. "Once he obtains the banner and steals the human realm's fortune, I will immediately help him devour the essence of that Spiritual Stone Monkey! At that time, the real and the fake will be switched seamlessly! That brat Lin Xuan won't even have a place to cry!"

……

Inside the crystal RV.

Despite the Six-Eared Macaque's public challenge, Jiang Liuer's face remained expressionless.

He silently put away the green-glowing jade lie detector, and then, in an extremely calm tone, slowly spoke.

According to Article 7 of the "Internal Disciplinary Regulations of the Da Shang Xi Xing Anti-Fraud Investigation Team", if a reasonable suspicion is raised about a team member due to information asymmetry, and the misunderstanding is promptly cleared up after investigation, it does not constitute the crime of sowing discord.

He paused, raised his head, and looked into the still-acting Six-Eared Macaque with his clear eyes. He said, word by word, "This incident was a routine safety inspection I conducted as the leader of the unit on the deputy leader. The inspection is now over, and the result is: qualified. Deputy leader, you can return to the unit."

He neither apologized nor pursued the matter further; he simply defined the incident in a businesslike tone.

The Six-Eared Macaque was speechless for a long time after hearing his words.

This little brat is really hard to deal with!

However, his goal had been achieved. He snorted, and taking advantage of the excuse provided by Tianpeng, he sat back down in his chair, grumbling, thus letting the matter drop.

Inside the carriage, the atmosphere became extremely awkward.

Marshal Tianpeng was restless, constantly offering "Brother Monkey" spiritual fruits and pouring him celestial wine, apologizing profusely.

The Six-Eared Macaque, meanwhile, enjoyed all of this with a clear conscience, and the flames of greed burned fiercely once again in its darting monkey eyes.

Now, no one can stop him anymore!

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