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Yuanshi Tianzun was most proud of his origins and the so-called "true lineage of Pangu". He looked down on the Wu tribe, thinking they were a group of barbarians who only knew how to eat meat and fight, and had no idea what education or civilization was.

"Talk about culture?" Yuanshi sneered, his nostrils flaring. "You, a member of the Wu tribe whose very primordial spirit is a cobbled-together creation, dare to discuss culture with me? Can you even read?"

Lin Xuan ignored his taunts and turned to wave to the crowd behind him.

"Children, line up!"

At a command, thousands of human children who were learning boxing from Kuafu quickly ran over and stood in neat square formations.

Although he was wearing animal skins and his face was covered in mud, his spirit and energy were truly impressive.

"Yuanshi Tianzun said we don't know etiquette, so let's show him."

Lin Xuan took out a thin booklet from his pocket and tossed it to the leader of the children.

"Ready—Go!"

The child started loudly, and thousands of children's voices rang out at the same time, their voices clear and penetrating.

"At birth, people are inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits differ..."

"If not taught, a person's nature will change. The key to teaching is to focus on one thing at a time..."

This catchy Three Character Classic is like a game-changer in this culturally barren era.

Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

This word... though simple, contains a profound truth!

This is not over yet.

After reciting a passage, Lin Xuan waved his hand.

"Just memorizing isn't enough; a healthy body is the foundation of everything. Come on, let's begin the eighth set of national middle school... oh no, the first set of Wuren's Strengthening Broadcast Gymnastics!"

"Standing still—move!"

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four..."

Thousands of children moved in unison, stretching, chest-expanding, and leg-kicking exercises.

This scene is so beautiful, so mesmerizing.

Both Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi were dumbfounded.

What kind of formation is this?

Their movements are so synchronized, could they be borrowing the power of heaven and earth?

But it doesn't look like it. There's no magical fluctuation at all; it's just... bouncing around.

"This...this is what you taught?" Yuanshi Tianzun pointed at the children doing body rotation exercises, his finger trembling. "This is outrageous! It's utterly ridiculous! Like a monkey show!"

"Ridiculous?" Lin Xuan laughed. "Primordial Celestial Venerable, open your holy eyes and take a good look."

Yuanshi took a closer look and immediately gasped.

As the children repeatedly performed these seemingly comical actions, golden specks of merit slowly gathered in the world and merged into their bodies.

Although it was a small amount, it was a genuine act of merit from the Heavenly Way!

"The power of education..." Lao Tzu murmured to himself, "These simple movements and rhythms actually conform to some profound truth?"

That certainly applies.

This is a foundation-building method that Lin Xuan improved upon by combining the body-forging techniques of the Witch Clan with the principles of scientific exercise from later generations. It is most suitable for the weak physique of the human race. It is simple, easy to learn, and can also strengthen the body.

As long as it benefits humanity, Heaven will bestow merit.

"It seems even Heaven thinks this 'monkey show' is quite good." Lin Xuan spread his hands. "Fellow Daoist Yuanshi, although your Jade Purity Immortal Technique is advanced, these children can't even get enough to eat. You want them to meditate and cultivate their qi? Won't they all starve to death?"

"What I teach them enables them to run fast, be strong, hunt prey, and survive. That's the most important principle."

Suddenly, a crack appeared in the sky.

A huge golden cloud of merit descended.

This merit was divided in two.

Eighty percent of the merit fell upon Lin Xuan, forming a golden wheel of merit behind his head, making him appear even more dignified and revered than a saint.

The remaining 20% ​​went to the thousands of children, helping them to cleanse their marrow and become full of energy.

The face of the Primordial Celestial Venerable flushed red and then turned pale.

Face slap.

That's so embarrassing.

He had barely finished criticizing it as a monkey show when Heaven bestowed merit and rewards upon him. Doesn't this imply that this saint is blind?

"Hmph!" Yuanshi flicked his sleeve. "Clever words and flattery! Mere petty tricks! Senior Brother, let's go! Since the human race has willingly degenerated and aligned itself with the witch race, don't blame our Chan Sect for standing idly by when they suffer calamity in the future!"

Lao Tzu sighed.

What else can be said?

Lin Xuan has taken all the benefits; even the Heavenly Dao has endorsed him.

"Enough, enough." Laozi gave Lin Xuan a deep look. "Lin Xuan, the cause and effect of today will be explained in the future."

After saying this, the two sages slunk away on the clouds.

Watching them leave, Kuafu slammed the large bone on the ground and laughed heartily.

"That was exhilarating! So exhilarating! In all my years, this is the first time I've ever seen a saint suffer such a setback! Thirteenth Ancestral Witch, you are truly divine!"

Lin Xuan stopped smiling and gently rubbed his temples.

"Don't be too happy yet. These two are both petty and will definitely make things difficult for us later."

He turned around and looked at the humans with eyes full of worship.

"However, as long as our fists are strong enough, no one can do anything to us."