Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero

Chapter 90 Honey's Arrival

On the other side, Green leaped out of the Opportunity Door above the wardrobe and landed steadily on the floor of the guest room in Crusch's mansion.

He almost collapsed onto the soft bed, his tense nerves finally relaxing.

Mining is too mentally taxing.

Noticing the sticky feeling on his fingertips, Green sat up, picked up the large metal teapot from the bedside table, and rinsed his hand in the spout.

After cleaning it up, Green casually tossed the teapot out the window.

The address is located at No. 73 Silver Oak Street, Seventh Merit Noble District, Lugunica Kingdom, Lugunica Royal Capital, in the northwest corner of the VIP accommodation building.

I doubt anyone would pick it up.

Looking outside, it was around 11 or 12 o'clock at night.

Green shook his pillow and lay back down. This time he'd messed up and was sleeping alone.

Just as drowsiness began to creep in, a flurry of footsteps drifted down the corridor, accompanied by two childish voices chattering incessantly.

"Come with Mimi, Mimi knows which room big brother is staying in."

Another childish voice replied, "Walk slower, cutie, your hair is so soft, honey."

"Hey? Don't mess up Mimi's hair, or she won't be at her cutest when she appears in front of her big brother!"

Green heard it clearly; although only two people were talking, the footsteps sounded like three people.

……

squeak-

Green didn't lock the door, and the little guy didn't knock either; he just pushed the door open.

"Big brother, Mimi's come for a night raid!"

The energetic cat-like orc began to sprint toward Green's bed, taking a running start before leaping high into the air and crashing down like a shark cannon.

Green was prepared. Upon hearing the sound, he suddenly sprang to his feet, grabbed the two corners of the blanket with lightning speed, and lifted it up to face the figure.

With a soft "plop," Mimi crashed solidly into the quilt.

With a flick of his wrist, Green quickly wrapped the frantic kitten into a round, fluffy ball.

"Waaah—Big brother, let Mimi out!"

Muffled struggling sounds came from inside the quilt, along with the thumping of small fists hitting the fabric.

Green remained silent and simply used it as a pillow behind his back.

"In the middle of the night, instead of sleeping, you come here to torture yourself."

"Bad brother, let Mimi out!"

Green ignored him and simply stuffed the "sweet dumpling" behind his back, placing it under his waist.

The soft touch transmitted through the fabric, along with the rhythmic twisting and kicking, made him sigh with pleasure.

"Hiss—ha, the pressure is just right, and it even has a built-in massage function, not bad, not bad."

After he had had his fill of fussing, he slowly raised his eyes and looked at the two figures standing in the doorway—Elsa and Melly.

"You guys are really late. I was just about to wash up and go to bed."

Elsa's lips curled into a half-smile, and her signature purple eyes shone brightly in the dim light.

"After all, the person leading the way was only a mediocre one, and we got lost several times along the way."

Her gaze swept over Mimi, who was wrapped up in a ball on the bed, and a hint of indulgence flashed in her eyes. After all, young animals have a high initial appeal to many girls.

Mary frowned, hands on her hips like a little adult, glaring angrily at Green: "Hey! You sadist, let Mimi out right now!"

As if hearing the call of reinforcements, Mimi, wrapped in the blanket, struggled even more vigorously.

After struggling for a while without being able to break free, she simply took a deep breath, her cheeks puffed out like a little frog—clearly she was holding back a big move.

"what!"

A deafening roar suddenly erupted from inside the quilt, and an invisible resonance wave swept outwards from Mimi's center.

It was as if an invisible, sharp blade had swept across the room, bringing with it a gust of sharp wind.

hiss-

With a series of crisp cracking sounds, the tightly wrapped cotton quilt shattered, and snow-white cotton wadding mixed with scraps of cloth flew everywhere, light and fluffy, like a light snowfall in early winter.

Even more unexpectedly, the fabric of Green's clothes also couldn't escape the fate of being torn apart, turning into fragments that flew away.

This scene is somewhat reminiscent of the movie "Kung Fu Hustle," where the landlady blows Tiancan Dique, who is left completely naked, with her Lion's Roar.

hum-

The tinnitus gradually subsided, and the room fell silent for a moment.

Green looked down, staring blankly at his naked body, then at the rags scattered on the floor, completely dumbfounded.

"Holy crap...where are my clothes?"

"Ugh! Filthy!"

Melie covered her eyes and turned to press herself against Elsa.

Elsa didn't react much; instead, she admired Green's physique with great interest.

"Oh my, Grin's skin is so nice."

Green's face darkened, and he frantically grabbed the bed sheet, wrapping it around his waist to barely cover his private parts.

"Honey!"

He turned around, gritting his teeth, and looked at the culprit.

Mimi's eyes widened as she hopped and skipped over.

She tiptoed and poked Green's belly again with her little hand, laughing so hard she was doubled over, her cat ears swaying incessantly.

"Haha, even the older brother without clothes is so handsome!"

Green's lips twitched, and he reached out and grabbed Mimi by the back of her collar, lifting her up.

"Little furball, I think you're deliberately trying to get a beating..."

The little cat girl lifted her toes off the ground, blinked her round eyes, and showed no fear whatsoever. Instead, she wagged her fluffy tail and reached out to touch Green's face.

"Mimi isn't afraid at all. With a bit of protection, the pain will just fly to Black Garo and Tibi."

"You really are a good older sister..."

Green sighed, speechless at this ruthless little brat who didn't hold back in ruining his brother's life.

He couldn't be bothered to argue with the kitten girl, so he casually tossed Mimi to the other side of the bed.

Mimi rolled around on the soft bed several times, and finally, with a "thud," she lost her grip and fell off the bed.

She crawled on the ground, wading all the way back to Green's feet.

"Big brother, Mimi fell down."

"I know, I'm the one who fell."

Green pushed it aside with his foot and put on his own slippers.

Melly couldn't bear to watch any longer, so she trotted over and carefully helped Mimi up, patting the lint off her clothes.

Then she turned and glared angrily at Green: "You even bully little kids, that's too much!"

"Huh? You're only meeting me today?"

Green gently pushed Mary's shoulder, causing her to fall to the ground with a thud.

He then stood condescendingly in front of the two women, pointed at Mimi, and ordered, "Now go find me some clothes right now, or I'll lose my temper and hang you up and beat you!"

Mimi nodded repeatedly and smiled carefree.

"Okay, big brother, Mimi will go find you the best clothes!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she scurried out the door like a gust of wind, wagging her tail.

With this big problem gone, Green finally had time to talk to Melly and Elsa.

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