Sky Curtain: An Initial Overview of the Immortal Lord of the Myriad Laws of the Mortal World

[The year is 2025. Yingzhou Island, once considered an ancient place for cultivating immortality, is now filled with a modern atmosphere. The camera focuses on a room filled with various sophisticated instruments and pink decorations.]

[A woman is sprawled unceremoniously in a gaming chair. She's wearing an extremely daring crop top that reveals her slender, fair waist, and hot pants. Holding a tablet, she's laughing hysterically at the melodramatic fantasy drama playing on the screen. She is SpongeMian, the island lord of Yingzhou Island in 2025.]

Beside her, an alchemy furnace emitting eerie purple smoke stood out incongruously. She casually grabbed a handful of unknown herbs and tossed them in, muttering, "Hmph, that blockhead Hai Shan… This time I'm definitely going to refine a 'Heart-Grabbing, Liver-Scratching Pill'! Once you eat it, no matter if you're the Lord of Penglai Island or some great supernatural being, you'll all obediently become my slave, hehehe…"

The world of One Piece.

On the deck of the Straw Hat Pirates' Thousand Sunny, Sanji was elegantly carrying a plate towards Nami when a glimpse of the sky caught his eye, and he instantly transformed into a pink tornado.

"Nami-swan! Robin-chuan! Look! What a beautiful lady!" Sanji's eyes turned into hearts, and his body twisted into a pretzel. "That crop top! That vibrant waistline! Even though she's spouting horrible words like 'slave,' if I were to be captivated by such a beautiful lady, I, Sanji, would be a hundred times more willing! Is that the poison of love? Please give me a dozen! For the ladies of this sea, even if I turn into a stone statue, I'll shout—LOVE! But... miss, could you please not have that crooked smile when you're making the potion? Although it's quite charming too!"

The world of Steins;Gate.

Rintaro Okabe suddenly jumped up from the sofa, his white coat shaking violently with his movement. He pulled out his phone and began frantically typing into a non-existent audience.

"Elpsy Congri! Have the agency's agents infiltrated the cultivation world? Look at that purple smoke! That's definitely not some ordinary elixir; it's a 'gelatinized' poison powerful enough to alter the convergence of timelines! That woman… her eyes are flashing with the light of a mad scientist! She actually wants to control human will with chemical drugs? This is a serious ethical transgression! Bucket! Quickly analyze the structure of that alchemy furnace. Is it some kind of microwave oven variant? This sense of déjà vu… Christina, what do you think? Is this some kind of brainwashing device from the future? It's too dangerous. This so-called Lord of Yingzhou Island is simply the embodiment of madness!"

[As the scene unfolds, SpongeBob's personality is revealed. She's not only a homebody, but also an extremely assertive individual. When Tiger God from the Thousand Machines Pavilion appears on screen, the two immediately engage in a heated argument about who is the "older sister."]

"Call me 'big sister'!" SpongeMian said, hands on her hips, exuding an intimidating aura.

"I'm clearly bigger!" Tiger God retorted, not to be outdone.

The two were constantly at odds, neither willing to give in; their superficial, almost fake-friendship-like interactions were quite amusing.

The world of "Fox Spirit Matchmaker".

Inside the chilling ice cave of Tushan, Tushan Yaya sat on her frozen throne, swirling an endless wine jug in her hand. Her cold, beautiful gaze swept across the sky, and a disdainful sneer curled at the corner of her lips.

"Ha, what a pointless argument." Tu Shan Ya Ya tilted her head back and took a swig of wine, exuding an air of dominance. "The title of 'older sister' isn't earned through words, it's earned through strength. A true older sister only needs one look to shut up all her younger sisters. These two little brats are just playing house. Especially the one in the crop top, although she looks fierce, her eyes are full of drama. If she dared to make such a racket in my Tu Shan, I'd freeze her into an ice sculpture and throw her out. But... this way of arguing so heatedly over a pointless title reminds me of Rong Rong and Hong Hong when I was little... tsk, so noisy."

The world of Gintama.

Inside the Yorozuya, Sakata Gintoki was picking his nose in a completely unseemly manner, while his other hand gripped the remote control, trying to change the channel, only to find that he couldn't.

"Hey, Shinpachi, is the cultivation world this competitive now?" Gintoki casually wiped a booger off his nose on the underside of the table. "They have to argue for ages just to be the older sister? Is this the legendary 'Big Sister Syndrome'? Seriously, what's so great about being an older sister? You have to take care of your troublesome younger siblings, clean up their messes, and even dogezu (a deep bow) to the teacher when they cause trouble. Those guys who want to be older sisters, their brains are probably filled with the sediment from expired strawberry milk, right? And that 'Heart-Scratching Pill,' it sounds like one of those TV shopping scams that only costs 998 yen! In Jump, that kind of character would just be a villainous extra who gets canceled after two chapters!"

Just when everyone thought SpongeBob was merely a pretty face, the atmosphere suddenly shifted. Xing Lian discovered a clue to the Heart of All Trades, and Hai Shan summoned SpongeBob to witness it. At this moment, SpongeBob's true strength—her innate divine power "Electronic Queen"—was revealed for the first time.

In an instant, countless photoelectric particles coalesced around her, transforming into futuristic-looking floating cannons and data streams. Her figure darted through the photoelectric waves at incredible speed, almost like teleportation. Cell phones, drones, and even distant satellites became mere playthings in her hands.

"Electromagnetic cannon, fire!" With her sharp shout, a high-energy orange beam ripped through the sky. Its terrifying destructive power and precision instantly transformed the so-called cultivation-themed scene into an interstellar war.

The world of "A Certain Scientific Railgun".

Academy City, Tokiwadai Middle School dormitory. Misaka Mikoto, who was rolling around on the bed hugging her Gekota plushie, was jolted up as if struck by lightning when she saw this scene, her bangs crackling with blue and white arcs of electricity.

"Huh?! What's that?!" Misaka Mikoto pointed at the sky, her face full of indignation. "That guy called SpongeBob, that beam of light... that's my Railgun, right? It definitely is! Although the principle seems a little different, she uses those strange photoelectric devices, but that orange-red trajectory, that coin... no, she didn't even use a coin! She can directly control satellites and missiles? That's too unfair! This level of computation, is her brain a tree diagram designer? Damn it, whether as the third-ranked Level 5 or as an Electromaster, I feel challenged! Hey, you crop top lady, come to Academy City if you dare, let's have a good competition and see who the real 'Railgun' is!"

The world of "The King's Avatar".

In Happy Internet Cafe, Ye Xiu had an unlit cigarette dangling from his mouth, his hands in his pockets, watching the dazzling data streams and floating cannon operations on the screen, a glint of a professional player's shrewdness flashing in his eyes.

"Interesting," Ye Xiu commented casually. "Her hand speed must be at least 500+, right? And it's not just hand speed; this kind of multi-threaded micro-management, controlling the drone, satellite, and her own body simultaneously—if this were in Glory, it would be the ultimate combination of a Mechanic and a Gunner. That 'Electronic Queen' ability is practically a built-in map hack and auto-aiming headshot. Tsk tsk, if there were a character like this in the professional league, even Zhou Zekai would have a headache. However, the more flashy the skill, the more terrifying the cooldown and mana consumption. This girl's playstyle is too aggressive; if she doesn't know how to manage her mana, she could be wiped out in one go. If I had the chance, I'd really like to bring her to Happy for a dungeon run; her damage output would be off the charts."

The world of One-Punch Man.

Genos was taking notes intently, his pen flying across the paper, making a rustling sound.

"Teacher! I've discovered new data on a powerful individual!" Genos's eyes sharpened as his electronic eyes scanned Sponge in the image. "Target codename 'Sponge,' she appears to possess the ability to perfectly fuse biological and mechanical technology. That 'electromagnetic shield' has an extremely high defense coefficient, capable of withstanding even strategic-level missile bombardment. Moreover, she can directly infiltrate and control global electronic devices via the network, a devastating capability in modern warfare. Her firepower configuration, based on preliminary assessment, surpasses Metal Knight's conventional firepower network. Although she's a cultivator, this fighting style perfectly embodies efficient mechanical aesthetics! I must record this and ask Dr. Kusno to analyze it when I get back, to see if I can upgrade my incinerator cannon to that light-speed strike mode. Teacher, do you think if I wear a crop top… it might enhance my combat power?"

Saitama picked at his ear expressionlessly: "Genos, forget about that crop top, you'll catch a cold."

[After showcasing his formidable power, the scene shifts back to a somewhat comical moment in 2025. Hai Shan needs SpongeMian to use the "Electronic Queen" to gather information across the entire internet. This is a matter of utmost importance concerning the fate of the world, but SpongeMian uses it as leverage, demanding that Hai Shan beg her.]

Faced with Hai Shan Mian's arrogant "I won't do it unless you ask me" attitude, Hai Shan, as the master of Penglai Island and the number one supernatural being at the time, did not hesitate at all, nor did he have any reservations.

With a thud, Hai Shan knelt down. His movements were fluid and effortless, as if he had practiced it a thousand times.

"Please!" Hai Shan cried out with such crispness and decisiveness.

This sudden kneeling startled SpongeMian. Just as she was about to gloat, Haishan added, "If we don't investigate soon, the boss will get angry!"

Upon hearing the word "boss," the previously arrogant and domineering SpongeMian instantly cowered and obediently began working.

The world of "Under One Person".

On Longhu Mountain, Zhang Chulan was squatting on the ground eating a steamed bun when he saw this scene, and the bun in his hand fell to the ground. His eyes widened, as if he had found a long-lost brother.

"Holy crap! Master!" Zhang Chulan was so excited he almost burst into tears. "Is this the ultimate level of 'shameless'? As the strongest, he kneels so smoothly, so elegantly! This isn't just kneeling, it's a tactical backbend! Senior Haishan, I understand! What dignity, what face, are all fleeting clouds in the face of achieving one's goal! Look at that SpongeBob, he's clearly someone who responds to softness but not hardness. This kneel not only solved the problem but also made us look magnanimous! This kind of flexible and adaptable spirit is a model for us all! Sister Bao'er, did you see that? I'm going to practice this move from now on, this is called 'the most lethal form of invisible kowtowing'!"

Master Wang Ye helplessly covered his face beside him: "Old Zhang, don't try to imitate that. You've already gone too far. But this Hai Shan... he's truly an anomaly. Holding a high position, he can unhesitatingly abandon his dignity for the greater good. That seemingly comical kneeling is actually a display of great freedom. But... who exactly is that 'boss'? How can he make these two lawless guys so afraid? Is he even more terrifying than the Celestial Master?"

The world of Dragon Ball.

Vegeta had just finished his gravity training and was drenched in sweat. Looking at the image of Haishan kneeling in the sky, the veins on his forehead bulged, and his fists clenched so tightly they cracked.

"What a joke!" Vegeta roared furiously, his aura exploding instantly. "The strongest warrior, the lord of an island, kneeling before a woman? You've disgraced the Saiyans... no, you've utterly disgraced the strong! Just to check some information? If it were me, I'd blow up the Earth rather than bend my noble knees! That guy named Haizan has all the fighting power, but no princely pride whatsoever! Such a spineless coward doesn't deserve to be called strong! And that woman too, daring to make a strong person kneel! If it were Bulma... pshaw, if that stupid woman Bulma dared to ask that, I... I absolutely wouldn't kneel either! Absolutely!"

The world of Hunter x Hunter.

Killua had his hands behind his head, a chocolate ball in his mouth, and a mischievous grin on his face as he watched the scene.

"Hey—this guy's pretty interesting." Killua's eyes were playful. "He looks strong, but he's actually quite pragmatic when it matters. Compared to those power-type idiots who suffer for the sake of saving face, I don't dislike this kind of transformation-type personality. And that older sister too, she was so arrogant before, but as soon as she heard the word 'boss,' she was scared like she'd seen her father. It seems that no matter which world you're in, 'family' or 'control freaks' are nightmares. But if my old lady or older brother dared to make me kneel… hmph, I'd definitely electrocute them into charcoal before running away from home. Speaking of which, could that 'Electronic Queen's' ability materialize electricity into yo-yos? That sounds like a lot of fun."

The world of "Painting Rivers and Lakes: The Bad Guys".

Li Xingyun, carrying the Longquan sword and strolling casually along the martial arts path, couldn't help but slap his thigh and burst into laughter upon seeing this scene.

"Hahaha! Brilliant! That's a real man!" Li Xingyun laughed until tears almost streamed down his face. "Who says a hero has to put on airs? Hai Shan's kneeling was both elegant and efficient! We江湖 (jianghu, the martial arts world) people, as long as we can get things done, what's a little kowtow? Back in the day, I had to play the submissive role a lot to survive. That's what a true man does—bend and stretch! And look at that SpongeBob, she seems fierce on the surface, but she's just a paper tiger. She goes soft as soon as she hears 'Boss.' You have to stroke a girl like that the right way, and when it really matters, bring out an even tougher character to put her in her place. Brother Hai, let's exchange our experiences sometime. I think we can definitely become sworn brothers!"

With that kneel, the intelligence network instantly expanded. Sponge's fingers flew across the virtual keyboard, countless streams of information converging. Based on the clues provided by Xing Lian, the conspiracy hidden in the shadows would soon be exposed under her "electronic queen's" surveillance.